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Software, comedy, China |
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This weekend I am spending most of my time programming because I am going to China next weekend and I want to see what software I can finish. Basic word prediction is mostly working, eye tracking needs the most work. I am hopefully going to finish a 3D graphics program too.
Thursday I did a gig to get to Melbourne, I have most of the money, well about two thirds. That is great, the money I make from Melbourne will cycle to the NZ comedy festival even though I don't really see the sense of gigging when literally everybody else is. People can buy limited tickets at one time and if all the shows are on at the same time. That model seems completely bonkers to me. Also why the fuck can't Christchurch have official festival programmes here? We're just as big as Wellington. Though the comedy festival will be a great excuse to travel. Chilna is not really a vacation because I have will start a new book and will probably do a presentation on accessibility technology. On the up side this means that I can spend some work time doing projects that interest me later on in the year, or knowing me I'd try to them into commercial products, because why the fuck not? Inventing things that interests me and making money off them is a fucking good aspiration. I have started this process, so fuck yeah. You shouldn't expect a post again for 3-4 weeks. I don't exactly trust the internet security in hotels. See you later people! Actually if you're in another country this is highly unlikely. Also I am not seeing you right now, be very worried if I could. | |||
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Apparently I am talking about male strippers for some reason |
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I had a better week this week, further along in all three major Windows projects. Will be happy when I can finally work on websites again but my Windows work is critical for my success. Also it means that I will no longer have to put up with shitty accessibility software since I would have invented my own. Hopefully I can get it to work before my vacation.
I am spending part of the weekend working, nothing else to do and I have to finish stuff before my vacation. Here's my comment for this week. Why do people say "hi guys" when females are around? It's like that gender is utterly ignored. This bothers me. If I say that I want to fuck hot guys, could I now be mistaken as bisexual since the term guys can refer to men or women. It's possible that I have some mild form of OCD but I am bothered by this. If you want to refer to both men and woman, use the term people. I know this isn't the most pressing issue women face today. Side note what's the wo in women? Anyway I consider myself a feminist, specifically an equal rights feminist. Men should be objectified as much as women! Actually stumbled on new research very recently that says that male strippers partly do it because they genuinely like the confidence boost. Now the deeper issue weren't discussed, let's discuss them. Men who strip are primarily fit, so they probably take pride in their bodies and are less likely to have a problem with people looking at it. Some, not all. Some theories on why some guys take pride in their bodies include psychological reasons such as filling a void due to other issues, and thinking that's the only way to find a mate. Can the issues be fixed and exactly who's problem is this? Is it mine as a spectator to educate them on the possible deeper issues going on? Possibly, but you can't fix everyone and such comments may not be welcomed. Not objectifyng them is an option, but you simply cannot stop people objectifying others on a mass scale, anyone thinking otherwise is living in a delusional fantasy world. In fact this is even more impossible because the need exists on both sides. Conclusion: promote education of this issue in blogs etc, but realize time is better spent solving other problems. | |||
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Vomiting out thoughts |
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I like to think of myself as an honest person. Honestly I'm increasingly frustrated at the pace of my accessibility software development. I am increasingly frustrated at the lack of focus on my websites because I am spending all my time on Windows programming. I also want staff, I don't have staff and can't until I'm further with my software. I broke a nail the other night, why the fuck not complain about that too? I want to do more innovative stuff and move on to other projects, but can't until eye tracking is complete. Can I complain about anything else? The answer is always YES! I should be hired more for stand up, I am fucking amazing. I am OK creating my own opportunities though. I am still fucking amazing and should be hired. Why not keep bitching at this point??? I don't get drunk enough, I am not where I want to be in my career. The people running for President are absolutely fucking lunatics. Isn't anyone alarmed that you could be batshit crazy and can get a job running a country? George W Bush was a moron and people still voted for him. why must I be so fucking attractive? Why doesn't hair grow on my chest? Seriously I am asking! Why am I too lazy to look up a scientific explanation for this? I am almost 30. Fuck I am almost 30. Someone thought I was 19 the other week, can't complain about looking young, or can I? Challenge accepted. This actually contributes to people thinking that I have no intelligence. Fuck those people! I wrote a book and am a software developer. I am probably much more intelligent than the people assuming I am thick because of the wheelchair and looking young. Young people are not as stupid as people think, of course many are exceptionally stupid but the same can be said for old people! Are you still reading at this point? Why?
Hopefully I will be less frustrated in a few months. I can do amazing things. It would have helped if I started doing amazing things a decade ago, better late than never. What I am suddenly considering is making software for movie studios, it's worthwhile targeting a desirable industry. Again it's important that I do my current ideas. I have project ADHD!!! However, I could just invest in such software when my current pieces of software are launched. This could allow me to go into the film industry without doing the bulk of the work myself. I TOLD YOU I FUCKING NEED STAFF!!! Maybe mid 2016 I will consult with movie studios in NZ about potential projects then take the technology offshore. Maybe my ideas about text to speech can fit in somehow. OK that is my goal for 2016 and beyond. Obviously I will do lots of other stuff too. Again, project ADHD which has been half my problem for 13 years, but is leading me recently to new and inspiring places. Once I have staff I can better make money from projects and will be more free to move from project to project, especially if people take over the development of projects. This blog post is my brain vomiting out thoughts. You get that on here sometimes. | |||
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Software, books, technology |
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I am progressing with accessibility software, although slowly. This month I hope to complete eye tracking software, or have it mostly complete. I also have some possible speeches and a headline stand up gig at Alvarados 23rd, 7:45PM, please come to that if you're in Christchurch, it will help me get to Melbourne. Koha entry.
I sent the second volume of Teachings of a Grumpy Cripple away to be edited. It should be available late 2015. I will start the third book next month to be released mid 2016. I am enjoying seeing the book constantly low stock at Amazon; that means people are regularly buying it! For those who want to buy directly from me just go to Thane.co.nz With accessibility software and another project which I can't reveal it seems like I have progressed into creating awesome technology for a living. This is what I had desires to do a few years ago, now I am doing it and am looking forward to what's coming next. when I launch my initial products, I am going to try doing more speeches and comedy, the security from software revenue will help me do more exciting and interesting things. | |||
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International entertainer |
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Thursday I went to Brisbane for a stand up comedy gig, I can now call myself an international entertainer. I'm definitely going to apply for more things. This was an important lesson from this. You really don't know what you're going to get. I mean fuck, my entire comedy career started this way, now I performed in Brisbane with the same type of thing; me just deciding to randomly do something and it working out brilliantly. Taking the time to apply was a fucking good call. I should focus more on comedy after I launch my software, I will have more money then. Fuck it, I am taking on the world!
Friday I went to the opening of the Undercover Arts Festival. I enjoyed some great company. Saturday I took part in a leadership panel, gave me some great ideas for my next book. I have also decided if people are calling me a leader, then I am a leader. I decided that I was hot using the same method. That night I performed a 30 minute stand up comedy set. I received some great comments afterwards. This was a truly amazing experience. I am truly grateful. Sunday I am going home. The wifi doesn't seem to work in some parts of the airport. Can Is just rant about internet access? Why the fuck is it so absolutely appalling in hotels? This hotel it would only work in a certain spot. In a hotel in Welligton it is always painfully slow. You would think that since internet access is so essential for business it wouldn't be so constantly awful. It is almost always a fuck around. I might consider buying mobile internet on some trips. This is pretty much the end goal for comedy, traveling demestically and overseas in a cost effective way. I have taken the first international trip. Now I need to keep building software so I can help subsidise trips for years to come. | |||
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Software, Theatre, Arts Festival |
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I have successfully created software to detect the position of pupils in images. This means that I can proceed with creating eye gaze software. People could even use webcams for eye tracking if they needed to. This is a very significant step. I am excited! Making image applications is mainly about modifying numbers. I am keen to do more of that in future as I have several ideas.
Thursday I went to a student at CPIT theatre production: I was invited. Some parts of it was just weird, some was funny. I enjoyed some of the music, surprisingly modern. Also surprising nobody sang, I guess as a gay man I am automatically programmed to think musical when I go to the theatre, which is approximately once a decade. My blog next week will be late since I am doing my first international gig in Brisbane! I am closing the Undercover Arts Festival. It really sucks to be this awesome. | |||
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Software and books |
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I would say that I had a worse week than usual for reasons that are really only relevant to me. However I have come away with some fantastic new ideas for my accessibility software, a few changes will make me possibly compete in a new market, then again maybe my ideas can be postponed until after official launch.
I have decided to sell my books direct, I never considered doing this until the opportunity came up. This is bit of extra cash that will be an enormous help over the coming months. On a side note, I now fully understand why people hate banks. It would seem dishonour payments unfairly target the poor and if you get many of them the cost will add up. If I had $20 to just throw away to the bank, my account wouldn't have been so low in the first place. It's literally punishing people for being poor. Luckily it only happens once a year to me, but still, fuck the banks! Things have been tight this past two years, but I have also been doing much more. Can't complain. (but am anyway!) Perhaps that statement should be \'shouldn't complain" rather than "can't complain" as anybody can complain about anything, unless they are unimaginative. I have some fantastic new opportunities going forward. Monday and Saturday I had meetings, nothing terribly exciting. | |||
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Software and gig announcements |
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Spent my Saturday afternoon and evening trying to work out how to do modular programming, I finally hit success! The only issue is that the first eye gaze device is not working but hopefully I can solve that problem in time. In the meantime I am going to create more extensions for the application. I have also learnt how to create graphics software, hopefully I can create video software with that knowledge. I have no official training in programming so I am learning everything from the web.
Did things Friday and Saturday morning. You don't need to know about them. I have booked a Wellington show November 1st and I will also do a book event at that time. I have a fund raising for Melbourne gig in Christchurch, not sure when. If Melbourne is successful that's half of the NZ Comedy Festival costs taken care of. Things are definitely progressing in this area despite mainly focusing on software development, I expect that software development will slow down sometime in before September, I can do other stuff like promoting my book and gigs. Hopefully I can have staff and revenue will start coming in. This is a long time coming and will make life better. | |||
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Programming, Entertainment, Paperback Book |
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This week I pretty much focused on learning modular programming for my accessibility software. I think that everything is all sorted for that now, hopefully! Will further test in the week ahead. I practically a full time Windows programmer until Brisbane. It's looking like a September launch of my accessibility software. I know that I said July but considering I am going away for half of August perhaps September is better. That way I can take a few weeks off early November. I have also taken on an additional software package that I am doing with a partner. I need a new entertainment manager, but may have a lead. Any manager would need to focus on corporate shows and travel opportunities. I need that people I employ or partner with to make me money. I am very good at not making money; I have been doing that for the past 14 years. If I wanted the people I work with to not make money, I'd just work with myself. The function of my staff and partners is to take my ideas or programming code and make me a fuck ton of money. I am a fucking genius dammit. I need to use my intellect to my advantage and get rich. Other people are better suited to manage my projects, that's where I am headed! I also prefer money than fame. However I can be a good teacher with fame. That's the only advantage I can see. The problem with fame is fans project their own dreams, expectations and ideas on to you. I expect that is why many famous people go insane or turn to drugs. I would prefer the benefits without the batshit crazy fans. I am not sure that's possible. This is probably a shit pitch to a manager of my entertainment projects. Really don't care. I do comedy primarily for travel perks, and I am currently being very successful at it and I would prefer that to continue. I am now a published author! And not just self published. My book actually has an ISBN! It's called Teachings of a Grumpy Cripple. It will be in stores very soon!. You can currently order it at Amazon. | |||
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Gigs, Piction, eye gaze |
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This will be short because I am busy and really can't be fucked. Don't I make you feel special? Yep.
Performed in Christchurch Friday and Piction Saturday. I received great feedback on my comedy and the message behind it. I think I will go with more of that theme in future. I find that truly rewarding. Do you know what else I find rewarding? CA$H!!! I am sleep deprived so I am typing like a lunatic. You probably noticed no difference. Two hours sleep, people really need to tell people to shut the fuck up more, the drawback of not being able to talk. Actually I would have joined the party if I had known how long they'd be. This is a day late. Shit happens. This week I hope to have one eye gaze system integrated in my accessibility software. I have quite a few eye gaze methods to integrate. Looking forward to that. Fuck I'm such a geek. | |||
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Eye gaze, business, comedy |
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This week I took a major step towards eye gaze software and I hope that I can complete it within two weeks. It's possible that I could take it to Brisbane. I still haven't found a business manager and believe that this has a lot of potential. I'll consider taking on an investor for this and my ecommerce business. I am better at building products than making money but I am finally taking steps to get other people on board with my products and ideas. Hopefully it works out.
I am performing as part of wider shows Elmwood Tavern May 22nd and in Picton on the 23rd, I would advise to get ticketS early for the Elmwood. I was going to take half of July off but with revised business plans I'm not sure that is going to be possible, it may be a terrible time. Maybe I will just switch that time to November. Both of my main businesses should be independent by then. I was looking forward to July but at least I would have finished the core accessibility software development and can focus on other things. Just noticed Windows 10 is coming out, I will probably have to do extra work to make it compatible, but hopefully not | |||
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A&E, Hosting, Melbourne, Happiness |
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Spent yesterday at A&E, there's probably nothing to worry about, I take a better safe than sorry attitude when it come to my health. I will not share what it is at this time because it will be probably be nothing.
Thursday I hosted a comedy night at Jane's Bar. I had my first heckler, he was constantly heckling throughout my set. There was nothing I can do about it so, I just pushed on with the show and occasionally laughed at his comments. People always ask what do I do in the case of heckling and before this I didn't have an answer. Now I do. Thank you random old guy in a wheelchair for providing me with an answer: ignore them. Me and my entertainment manager have decided to try and raise money to get to the Melbourne Fringe Festival. Click here to donate. It was extremely disappointing to not be a part of the New Zealand comedy festival this year. Now I have two possible international shows. This more than makes up for it and has given me renewed enthusiasm for comedy. It will be so good to travel and spread my comedy and hopefully change a few people's perspectives. That is what I am working towards with this. Your donation will help me take my entertainment career to a new high and also bring laughter to people. This also has the side effect of demonstrating what people like me can do which helps with the public perceptions of people with disabilities as well as give hope to parents and people who experience disabilities. I like the way I've made my campaign about other people. The bottom line is that you'll be helping me greatly by allowing me to travel as part of my career. This will kickstart this ambition. I do bring happiness to other people though. I released a video of me and Anastacia and all the people commenting were incredibly happy to see it. I like the fact that I can bring happiness to people without much effort. | |||
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Gold Coast, Dancing with Anastacia, Brisbane |
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Friday I went to the Gold Coast. I threw up on the plane. The plane was nearly diverted. Thank fuck it wasn't, that would have been a disaster. The trains also wasn't working from the airport which was fucking annoying. The apartment also sucked, not designed for wheelchairs, lip in the floor when you come in, shit shower. You can hear people outside when going to the bathroom.
Saturday was awesome though and was totally worth the trip. I went to an Anastacia concert. I liked the seats, reasonably close. At the last song which happened to be my favourite Anastacia came over to me and danced. I couldn't quite believe it happened. Me dancing with a pop star? That's something for the bucket list, which I didn't know was on. That is not how bucket lists work but do I care? Not at all. Anastacia must have seen me in the crowd, she actually came over to me directly. This will be a good year. No thanks free this time. I have two more trips to do that. I have been accepted into the Undercover Arts Festival in Austraila, I go back to Brisbane in June for a performance. This is my first international gig. I told you this year will be good! Tuesday I performed at Alvarados, people said that I did a good set. Thursday I am MCing a gig at Jane's Bar. | |||
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Software, War, Comedy, Delay |
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This week I've managed to acquire AccessibilitySoftware.com, this is going to be the name of my new business! It's the perfect domain for an accessibility software company! I have started the beginnings of eye tracking software, I will get into it properly next month. Thursday I met with someone from Canterbury Development Corporation to explore some avenues for the business. Things are slow, but it's progressing. What can I complain about this week? Anzac Day? Nope. I will however complain about the pointlessness of the Iraq war and fighting ISIS. These wars are fucking stupid and only exist make the defense contractors very very rich. War should be a last resort. We should absolutely defend our country against intruders. Correct me if I am wrong, but the US hasn't done this in 30 years. Most of the 9/11 highjackers were not from Afghanistan, or Iraq. I support the people in the army, I support them even more by not wanting them to fight in wars they don't need to be in. This saves lives. Opening hooters around the middle east would be far more effective than bombing them. To open people's minds you have to introduce them to good experiences. Do that, and watch them flock to your side. (Sunday) I have just finished a six minute script for Tuesday night at Alvarados. Topics include head transplants, John Key, sex robots, terrorism. Should be fun, or a disaster, or both. I am in Brisbane next weekend but will post about the 5th. | |||
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Rod Stewart and software |
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Monday I went to Auckland, Tuesday I came back from Auckland. I went via Wellington, that was a fuck around, I don't recommend doing that. I went to Auckland to see Rod Stewart, I enjoyed his music. R&R Taxis is also a very reasonably priced mobility taxi service, I recommend it. Auckland was good apart from being fucking cold and had some crappy service, some good service too though.
I am drinking with a friend tonight. (Saturday) I have decided I don't have enough fun for the amount of work I am doing. I am hoping things will change in a few months, or after China, I'll try and prioritize fun after my software has launched, which is taking fucking forever. I have a clear target for everything and that is July. I'll probably spend two days a week developing eye gaze software next month. If I sacrifice something it would be word prediction software. It's critical that I finish eye gaze software before my China trip, Can always do word prediction software after that. | |||
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Partying and facebook groups |
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I was going to work also all day today since I am in Auckland Monday for barely 24 hours but got invited to a party tonight so that plan failed. Did three hours today, will probably do about five hours tomorrow. My mind could be crap tomorrow, perfect time to do non creative work.
Thursday I went to the doctor, not Doctor Who, my doctor. I had some kind of head pain issue. Turns out that it was a neck muscle issue. Facebook groups are a waste of time. Especially ones fulled with people that moan about being insulted. Getting upset over random people online is a waste of time. If you post unpopular things, you can expect to be insulted. This is coming from personal experience, not just from insulting people. I am actually surprised how little insults I get, but when I do I just ignore and/or laugh. It would seem that we don't give people the emotional tools to deal with the harsh realities of life, this goes with financial literary too. The education system can be improved tremendously if we stopped the utter pointlessness of some of it and actually taught better life skills. I insulted someone and proceeded to blame the education system for not teaching people how to deal with online insults. Marvellous! At least I know how to make fun of my tendency to blame others. I am entirely self aware. I also think that some forum admins get drunk with power, or at the very least enjoy asserting authority. You must do what I say because I am the Admin blah blah blah. This is the only power I have dammit, so I will assert my authority, RESPECT MY AUTH-OR-ITY! I'm now speaking about forum moderators in general, a certain percentage are like that. In short, I am not posting on facebook groups anymore because I can't insult people. This is also the reason why I won't do customer service. I like to speak my mind, and really shouldn't, but now I have a career out of it, so fuck yeah! Last night I went to a party, it was good. | |||
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Billy Idol, Software, Holidays |
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Going to Billy Idol tonight writing this before I go out the door because I have nothing better to do, don't you you feel so special?
I have decided to start launching software next month instead of this month. My software lines are progressing each week though, it's exciting. I am looking forward to finishing some projects in a month. I haven't taken Christmas or easter holidays so I plan to take six weeks off from late July. Only I have work to do in China then. Only I don't know how to spend my days not being productive so realistically I can see myself doing the minimum amount of work and doing programming and entertainment projects that interest me, that's how I will spend my holidays. Billy Idol was good. I fail to understand why people hate on pop music so much. If you study the music of rock and pop, much of the lyrics are remarkably similar, sometimes identical. Both genes repeat the same lines over and over, both have long breaks between lyrics. The similarities are amusing. People like what they like, and that's OK. Last night was enjoyable. I did my usual trick of leaving just before everybody else to avoid the traffic. | |||
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Projects and Rant |
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This week I have decided to do two or three additional spare time projects, which is a bad idea since I haven't even started on singing synthesis software yet but I will definitely work on it after I launch my Text To Speech Studio which is the base of it. ThanePullan.com will get an upgrade with event dates and a newsletter, I will keep you all posted. I still don't have a name for my accessibility software company despite working on such software for about five months. I will figure that out.
I should really avoid facebook on sporting days. Time for a random rant. I tend to avoid facebook at Christmas and Easter, everybody just says the same thing. I don't want to read the same thing over and over, so I just avoid facebook on such days. I have even less tolerance for sports. I watched some cricket earlier in the week, it's just people hitting balls over and over, it was fucking boring. I can't believe that people watch that for hours on end, well actually yes I can believe it. I also find it annoying when people say something is unbelievable. A pink and green duck that shits on John Key from the moon is unbelievable. Most things that people say are unbelievable, are actually believable. | |||
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Making shit up |
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This will be a random ranty entry.
A few weeks ago my screen died and I got a bigger one. I was always told that I could only use a 19" screen. They don't know what they are talking about. I am using a 22" screen. For the last six years I've use a smaller screen, for no reason at all! I hate being stuck with small things. That was the reason I dumped, never mind! At least you know where I stand when it comes to size, nowhere I can't stand at all hahaha. I am super pleased with the progress with my software. Added several new features to my text to speech studio this week, should be ready for commercial release in about a month with my accessibility software soon after. I am getting what I need to use it on my own computers. Perhaps I will make use of my old equipment by throwing it at someone I don't like. Of course since I cannot throw I'll have to pay someone to do it for me. Or just find a mutual enemy and perhaps they will do it for me. I'd be charged with conspiracy to assault a person with obsolete accessibility software. Would that be the charge? Who cares! I am making shit up. I would like to announce that I am going to Africa. I would like to further announced that my last announcement was a lie. I am not going to Africa, anytime soon. This week I attended a talk Thursday, a meeting today and a dance party yesterday. I didn't like the DJ in the first half because he would keep cutting off songs. You get into a song then it would suddenly change. Fuck that! The only good thing was you're never stuck with a crap song for too long. I really liked the music in the second half. Good dance music. Some are outraged that the staff made a rule against shirtlessness. To be fair, that's kind of the point of a gay dance party, isn't it? Well it is for me. I can dance at home, the only shirtless sexy guy is me, most of the time. Hopefully I can increase the density of hot undressed guys in the future. | |||
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Software, China, Comedy |
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I have decided that I really need to launch my Text To Speech Studio product so I am getting that ready for commercial use. I am doing the same with my accessibility software. As for comedy, the big focus is preparing to do corporate shows, I expect that this will be a long process. I also want to try for the Billy T award as well. I missed out last year due to scheduling conflicts, it hopefully won't happen this year. I basically booked the flights and ended up going to a concert, then the auditions moved, so I theoretically could have auditioned. This year I will be better prepared to do it.
Last week I announced that I was going to Brisbane, this week I am announcing that I am going to China. It's a business trip plus I am spending my 23rd birthday there. Oh, it's actually my 30th but people keep being surprised at my actual age so why not just tell people that I am years younger? People called me a hermit for not going outside. WHO GOT MINIMAL SUN DAMAGE AND LOOKS YEARS YOUNGER BITCHES??? Anyway, China, I am exploring the idea of selling my accessibility software there. By August I should have eye gaze and switching accessibility software as well as word prediction software. Hopefully then I will be completely financially independent and can travel more on business! Exciting times! Performed at Alvarados last week. It went well, people were very complimentary on my new material. | |||
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Brain interface, Comedy, Anastacia |
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I have decided to investigate options to get a brain interface system sooner than I planned. From what I can tell it's mostly done by mapping the intention to move rather than actual thoughts; I like this idea. I have seen people control the cursor with their head, which won't work for me, but perhaps I could map it to my eyes. This will enable me to use eye gaze in sunlight, I am also researching more options for my singing synthesis application. I think that I have found something better. Some things are not going as fast as I would like, but I have no shortage of things to do.
I am performing at Alvarados Tuesday, sometime between 730-10. I wrote some stuff about Mediums this past few days, I think that it would be a good set. Anastacia cancelled her New Zealand tour, so I am going to see her in Brisbane. I was going to skip it but I figured that I went to LA for concerts last year, Australian is small in comparison, and singers tend to die from drug overdoses randomly. I may as well see her now. | |||
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Software, music, comedy |
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I have pretty much finished all the essential functions I need personally to replace my switch scanning software. The next step is getting hardware to interface with my application. Also I need to start on programming eye gaze and word prediction software, that's my task for the next four months. I am also now looking for someone to sell my accessibility software, want to start selling in April. I am also working on another product to help run websites, I am finishing that next week. I am also working on my first mainstream Windows software, that's slowly coming together.
I am making moves towards the music industry, but this will be a super slow process as I have a ton of other stuff to do, planning to get more serious about music in June. I performed stand up at Alvarados this week. I have had better sets but still got praise afterwards. | |||
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Eddie Izzard, YouTube, Foo Fighters, Software |
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Monday I went and saw Eddie Izzard, parts were very funny. I like how he takes history and makes up stories about it. The style is refreshing.
Tuesday I went to a seminar on YouTube. I also took some notes and will implement some ideas like scheduling comedy videos monthly. I am going to create new channels like Christchurch scenery and events, and maybe something on disabilities plus a channel for stunts etc. That's all for now. Oh I imagine I need a channel if I am going to produce music too. It's been an awfully busy month so I don't expect to finish my singing synthesis software in February as planned, but it's a priority, I just have roughly a million things to do and was away from my main computer more than expected this month. Wednesday I saw Foo Fighters. I was told that the wheelchair platform was upstairs so I went in the corporate lift, but that wasn't it. Opps. Also the lift broke down when on it. Fun. Friday I showed some therapists my accessibility software, they seemed impressed. The next step is to create a video of it so I can show potential distributors outside of Christchurch, planning to do that next weekend. This weekend I am again working on a number of projects. I have another performance at Alvarados Tuesday, performance two weeks ago went great. | |||
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Eye gaze and Wellington |
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I have places to be, so let's get this over with. I am sorry for not posting yesterday, actually I'm not. I was in Wellington.
Firstly, I got funding to get an eye gaze development kit. This means that I can now develop and test my own eye gaze software. This is a big step forward for my upcoming accessibility software company. By August I hope to develop eye gaze and also word prediction software. This is badly needed. I am on my way and hope to launch the initial switch scanning software in April. Monday I went to a birthday and had ice cream and Kahlua, brilliant idea combining these things, I don't know why I hadn't thought of that before, What could be better than ice cream and shots? Sex. Friday I went to Wellington for a gig. Going Friday was inconvenient but the extra time I had Saturday to organized things was very worthwhile. Sunday I filmed a video for YouTube with Andrew and Jepha as crew, thanks for helping! My Parliament/wildlife documentary sketch is going to be hilarious! I am also filmed with a gathering of Wellington YouTubers. I had a great time filming. It was cool to do a tiny bit of acting. My only line was "You fuckers". They asked if I was comfortable swearing. LOL they obviously didn't know about this blog, or seen my stand up. Quite a few did come and perform stand up that night, I really appreciated that! My performance was great, topped off a great day. I had lots of applause breaks and enjoyed listening to the other acts. Came home Monday and my eye gaze device arrived, that was unbelievably quick! Oh, there was a fire drill at the airport, they put the cripple inside out of the wind. Thanks but if the fire was real I think that I would prefer to be cold. | |||
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Electric music festival and I need more staff |
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This week I basically just went to an electric music festival Friday, it was good though too hot and too cold at times, separately. I left soon after Shapshifter started. I tend to leave early to avoid all the masses of people leaving at the end, it's a great system I think. I imagined going later than I did but the time I did go was OK. I wish that I could have been bothered finding the narchoes though. I also want to buy some sort of glow in the dark suit, they look cool.
I need more staff to work for me very badly. Hopefully I can hire a person in April. I may get them to work on multiple businesses for me, but getting them to grow my accessibility software company would be the priority. Next week I am going to work on more mouse functionality for the software package. I am impressed on how big it has gotten, and it will get bigger. I hope to make it the most flexible in the industry. My disability book has almost doubled in size, I am again running out of topics, but should be good for a week or so, maybe I will just end up writing about the different types of disabilities. That direction sounds unappealing though. I am basically spending the entire weekend on spare time projects since I am going to Wellington next week. I am performing at Fringe Bar on the 15th. Oh and my wheelchair keeps coming apart, not good, need to complain. I am performing two love themed half sets Tuesday at Alvarados. Local comedy starts at 8. | |||
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Sting, Paul Simon, Auckland, Work |
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Friday I went to Auckland to see Paul Simon and Sting. It would help if the total mobililty scheme get their shit together for people who are in Christchurch but travel to Auckland; the cards don't work up here and the drivers can't be fucked filling out the form. This is technically part of their job, but never mind, people should be thankful I cannot talk.
I am pleased that I manage to complete the scanning functionality of my accessibility software. This could be huge for me and I am looking forward to it launching. I love the idea of owning a technology and research company. I can see the start of it. I basically spent the entire weekend on the continuation of my disability book. I did went to a bar and had wedges because I like things that are cheap. It had crap access. Going back tomorrow, I am writing Saturday night so I can just post this when I get home. | |||
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Programming and comedy |
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Completed hotkeys for my accessibility software this week, now it's just a case of perfecting the scanning for it. Other work is going well, will complete another project within two weeks. I am going to start advertising for positions soon.
Friday I went and saw a few metal bands, I think they were metal. I was drinking, the rest doesn't matter. If I am ever short of comedic inspiration going to a room full of drunk people is an excellent way to be inspired! I am performing in Wellington February 15th, it's a GLBT comedy night. I don't know if we're making fun of being GLBT or what. Tested a set yesterday, it went well. My next set will be two themed sets. I'll put them on YouTube. My entertainment manager is working on more things for me to do locally, not just strictly comedy. I have also installed my animation software again, this is another tool in my entertainment box and I will probably use it. | |||
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Comedy, software, music, drinking |
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Performed Tuesday, it went well. I have decided to change my software so that it can roll back lines. Sometimes the audience takes a while to start laughing and I hit the next line just as they start. This will solve this issue. I was going to use a second switch to respond to hecklers but I never get hecklers. Perhaps I can add a third button. I am also working with a friend to do something unique and possibly hilarious for my stand up comedy act. I won't reveal it until the prop is finish.
Switching and hotkey integration is started on my accessibility software, perhaps I will finish next week. I am quite keen to get started on my electronic singing software, perhaps I will do that in February, possibly earlier. I know it's possible, I saw something similar by coincidence yesterday. After looking online again a day (It's Saturday) after I wrote this, I have found some commercial software, I have inquired about it. Sunday now Last night I got pissed with friends, it was a good time. | |||
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Programming and Plans |
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It's Saturday, spent half the day building a very basic Python application, C++ appears to be better for commercial applications so I think I will go with that instead of Python for this specific applications, I'll start learning that next week. I spend most of my free time programming, i'm such a nerd! For my first accessibility software project I'm pretty sure that I can have basic scanning done as well as implementing hotkey controls next week, possibly the week after for hotkeys. I have new plans to release eye tracking software and a separate word prediction application by August. The initial version of my accessibility software will be commercially released in April.
I have decided to spend my birthday overseas, probably China. It will definitely help if I can finish accessibility and word prediction software before then so I can promote it there. Of course it won't be all work! My party will be after I come back, going to hire a hall, why the fuck not? Some people don't like to turn 30, I however think that the best times are ahead. I have been doing more different things this past two years. I will launch what I have been working on and it will open up new possibilities! I am excited for the future, I also had lots of fun in my twenties and if things go to plan, that won't change! It will only get better. I am very excited to start making progress in the field of accessibility, I also have an ecommerce software partnership and stand up comedy. I am also finding writing the continuation of my disability book fulfilling, I suppose it depends on the specific topic. This week I wrote about self segregation and whether people with disabilities are more likely to be narcissistic. My mood is passionate currently. | |||
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2015 |
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Spent New Years night at a Concord Dawn gig. It was great, best night in ages, I think, I can't remember recent nights, but let's say it was. You don't know if I am going utterly insane or saying things for comedic affect. Let's keep it that way! Someone called me inspirational, I think that my internal reaction was something along the lines of "I'm just at a club WTF". Girls were paying attention to me all night, I wish that I was bisexual! One was giving me drinks. Nice, if you're paying attention to me, at least give me drinks! I was asked to randomly fist bump everyone that passed by. Why? I don't know. I was there to dance, not fist bump people! someone called me a god, I wish! I had visions of messing with people like Bruce Almighty.
I don't DO resolutions but I am planning to do these things in 2015. Release a music project. Seriously, the night reminded me I need to experiment with writing my own music. I'll probably do that in the second half of this year. Keep saying utterly ridiculous shit. Doing so is working for me. Get a green screen and camera mount for my wheelchair for YouTube videos. Do more themed sets. Go to more concerts. Finish a full book of 30,000 words, currently at 15,000. Take a spontaneous holiday later in the year, I am working over Christmas to do this. Write and release more software paceages as well as increase web work. Perhaps some software packages will be on the smaller side. Have some time to myself; not doing work or other commitments. This is not easy as I have a default mode of being busy. When I am not working I do spare time projects. For example I finished work tonight, got frustrated when I couldn't find the Days Of Our Lives episodes I wanted on YouTube then randomly started writing this blog for the past hour. I just don't DO chilling out. Perhaps I should try dancing, or get so drunk that I cannot use this computer. I can use the computer very drunk, so that is not really an option unless I want to vomit, which I don't. It's Saturday now: two days later. Spent my day off writing an application to enable me to watch YouTube videos on my secondary monitor without constantly having to move windows. It could do with some improving but it's fine for personal use. I'll probably do a small public version later this year. Sunday comments. I have decided IF I am going to stay in Christchurch for a few more years I need to take more holidays to Auckland and overseas. Perhaps I'll do a combo LA and Europe trip next year. It depends on how successful my software companies are. I am now going to work on a spare time project or two, or more. I really should try to create more Grumpy Cripple memes. | |||
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Last blog of 2014 |
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I have worked all week to get most of my websites back up. I can continuing programming now, but I have decided to reduce Windows programming by one day a week to work on other stuff. I should have my Windows projects completed by March. I still need to redo some websites but they are not a big priority.
Wednesday I performed at Churchill's Tavern. I really enjoyed that performance, and more importantly so did everybody else. Well they laughed and applauded throughout, so unless they conspired to do that even though I was shit to give me fake confidence, the conclusion is they thoroughly enjoyed it. I am not sorry for that conspiracy theory, I am however very sorry for not having a tinfoil hat when typing it out. Thursday it was Christmas day, I spent it with family. A few other people were drinking this year. Makes a change. Friday I went to the pub and wrote some comedy. Only managed a few lines, I was also researching brain interfaces for computers. I think I may try one next year. Last blog of the year. This year has been good! I went to LA, went to about five concert, started stand up, been in all sorts of media including TV, published an Ebook, got a physical book publishing contract, finally got into Windows programming. I am not where I want to be in life but I can get there with work. Things are looking good for me. This year has been quite random with completely unexpected experiences, but I like it, may that continue for years to come. I have been quite sober this year in comparison to others, I expect that will change eventually. I think that I can make next year better in some ways, launching more software companies will be awesome and I have no idea what places my comedy will take me, I am enthused! | |||
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Site problems, 7 Days, Katy Perry |
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I have been having several issues with my websites recently. Many of my blog posts from several blogs are gone plus I have other issues to deal with. The bottom line is my websites bring in no revenue, which is why I have moved towards developing software this past year. I hope to fix my websites but beyond the next week or so, they'll be a low priority. Launching accessibility and ecommerce software companies is my biggest priority 2015, site development will be my last priority after writing comedy and books.
Tuesday I went to the dentist and 7 Days Live, enjoyed the latter more. Thursday I went to Auckland, the taxi was 1.5 hours late but that was OK as some random drunk guy paid. I didn't know about it until he had paid. Oh well, thanks random drunk stranger. I also met an ex All Black from the eighties. I don't like rugby, but his friend paid for my taxi, that's all good. Friday I went to Katy Perry, it was a good show. Similar to Pink's in Sydney. Saturday I went home. Next week I'm performing at Churchill's on Christmas eve; it'll be a mix of old and new stuff. | |||
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Stem cells, taxi companies suck and some other stuff |
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So apparently stem cells do not have massive benefits for adults, whether multiple treatments will have additional benefits, I don't know. It's probably a wait and see situation, maybe I will wait a few years, or not, haven't decided.
Yesterday three taxis were booked and only one came. Well actually the second one came but to the wrong address and an hour and an half late. I specifically booked this company because they're apparently mandated to have a wheelchair taxi on at all times. This particular company has lost my business. I will now avoid them at all costs. Problem is the others just say that they don't have taxis on, hence why I am forced to use this particular company. Right, I am avoiding taxi companies at all costs. I was going to go to Cruz, that didn't happen. Spent the night watching South Park, Robot Chicken and some extremely morbid comedy, I think it was a comedy, it was the most fucked up shit I've seen in a long time. Lucky I brought extra Tequila, when it was obvious I wasn't going to Cruz I thought I'd have some shots. Thursday I went to the doctor, he basically renewed some medication, nothing terribly exciting. It was pissing down. | |||
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Business, stem cells, cures, Audacity, Cruz |
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In this entry I will discuss cures and stem cells, but first can I ramble about business? You actually have no choice.
It's Saturday. Yesterday was not productive as I spent virtually all day trying to make graphics, and failed. Gave up when someone offered to do it for me in exchange for web hosting. Haven't mastered GIMP yet, but I will learn. Thursday I made a very simple Windows program which basically goes from one page to the next through buttons and also has an exit button. It's crap, but I consider it a milestone! I have practically decided to press a head with the accessibility software idea, first an onscreen keyboard (template based) then add scanning and mouse functionality to it. It would feel great to eventually use accessibility software I made myself! I will also do the games of course. Also fixed some problems with my ecommerce product, but that's less exciting. Original plan with stem cells was to do it in three years before I moved to Auckland. However I'm really hoping I can convince a local clinic to do it, that would be so much cheaper than staying out of the country for 3 weeks. If that fails China is cheap and again I will consider doing it sooner if, and only if, I can use my own stem cells from my own fat. Apparently they're safer than donors, no cancer or rejection risks. I hope that I can get somewhere with these options. I don't believe that people need to be cured of their disabilities if they don't want to. Some embrace their disabilities. I am clearly not in that camp. I also don't believe that accepting your disability and not trying to lessen your disability are mutually exclusive. I purposefully use the words "lessen your disability" rather than "cure" as science has simply not gotten to that stage yet, perhaps it will, perhaps it won't, but any lessening of my disability is good with me, I'm not expecting miracles, that would be unrealistic. Living independently perhaps with the aid of assistive technology, perhaps this is an unrealistic goal too, but meh, I'll see where I am in three to five years. The downside of getting treatment is I would need to give up alcohol for five years or more. On the plus side I'll save a lot of money that I could use for other things. Of could if I become more mobile later in life, I will eventually run into old age, so my mobility will probably peak then decline again LOL. Still Saturday, but hours later. Just tried mixing music. Not successful at isolating a central tune. Is there a simple way I can do that in Audacity? Zoe? Perhaps I should try to create a version without voices then I probably zoomed in a bit to far to be workable. Picking up the interface, I just need to know what the best way to optimize time. My feeling is it will be easy but somewhat tedious once I get the hang of it. I want to learn and I hope to pick it up reasonably fast. I have several uses for this skill. Sunday update. I think I found a way to remove vocals, but getting the beat to flow is a bit time consuming. I think I better switch to another project which will be more constructive; making sets. Let's say there could be a tiny demand for an electronic DJ, more on this later. I am also keen to play around with public domain songs and possibly doing some political humour. Last night I went to Cruz. Before that I watched TV, had a good laugh at some conspiracy show about lizard people, who believes this shit? At Cruz some people left drinks on my tray, made one turn around but apparently he saw nothing wrong. Moron! I was dancing with this cute guy but a girl cut in and started blabbering. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Got a phone number written on my tray however it was raining so I could guessed how that would have turned out, yep... | |||
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Disability Attitudes, Plans, Cruz |
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This is a disability themed entry. A friend blogged about the lack of outcry from abuse from disabled carers. I don't want to talk about this specifically but it does lead to ask the question whether there's a societal problem with disabilities? I still find it extremely patronizing when people say "It's good to see you out". Seeing a disabled person shouldn't be anything special, we're just normal people. On reflection there is a problem with disabled people going out; some are reclusive and have a give up attitude, some think it's too hard with accessibility. In life I find there's usually sets of problems feeding off each other.
I know I was extremely reclusive 16-22, I should make this absolutely clear it was not because of the reasons above. I was simply a nerd and workahollic! I was also struggling with my sexuality. I came out of reclusiveness when I found an old school friend on myspace (anybody remember that?) and coming out of the closet gave me a renewed interest in going out and finding a partner. Yeah, that didn't really work out and now I am happily single, again! This was also around the same time as my brother's wedding, so perhaps it was a combination of events that launched me out of total reclusiveness. Now I just go out clubbing (which I feel a bit old for, but eh, nothing else to do LOL) and see a few friends occasionally. I am still very much a nerd and workahollic. I do want to travel more when I have the cash. This brings me to my decision today. Some months ago I talked about creating a wheelchair shoot em up game. I think I am finally going to do that. Quickly looking on the internet I can do it in C# which I already started learning months ago. Coding is winding down on my massive PHP projects so I can create the game to develop my skills in another programming language. I'll dedicate Thursdays to it, Wednesdays will be blogging and PHP products as I never have time to do extra blogs. Friday will be website development. Monday and Tuesday, PHP products. Weekends, usual two weekly blogs (BF and NP), PHP products and starting next weekend, making music and/or comedy skits. Getting back to the game, I will do a pledge drive for the graphics or perhaps a kind soul will donate their time, or perhaps I can refer web design clients to them. I have plenty of options. :) I will monetize this through donations and disability comedy themed T shirts, which can be another small project of mine. A new attitude of mine is ranting alone is not enough, It's time for meaningful action. The T shirts are part of that. Other things will come later. Stay tuned next week for thoughts on stem cells and cures. Last Sunday I went to the second birthday of Uprising. It was good, some good looking guys there, didn't take anybody home, bit disappointed, no idea why, I never do. On another note I have had a fantastic day today. Next day: Sunday. I went to Cruz, I ordered a Redbull because I wanted to see if it would help me stay awake, it helped, I think. oh before that I fell down a hole in the footpath. You would think after two or three fucking years they would have repaired the footpaths in the central city. Apparently not. It's like the fucking third world. People tried to used me as a table five or six times, the first time it was a guy I knew and I knew it would only be temporary so wasn't really that fussed. A woman shouted me a shot around closing time. Thanks to her! Much appreciated! I called someone a clown because he was dancing like shit and he (jokenly) flicked me the bird. That guy needs a makeover if he wants to pick up chicks. Just my opinion! Because the chicks always love me, which isn't particularly useful seeing as I am gay. | |||
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Random thoughts on poverty |
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Oh dear, what can I write about. I can't be bothered rhyming better so can I say I don't have a snout? I got drunk hours ago and it's worn off. Fuck.
It's Sunday... Just. I am going to pick a random topic and write about that. Poverty. Sure, why not? It exist because the rich have too much money. That's cliche and rather boring. There's two types of poverty western poverty and extreme poverty. Two different types, two different causes. Extreme poverty: Cause by corrupt government keeping the wealth for themselves instead of helping the people. Western poverty: caused by corporations and powerful keeping the money to themselves, aided by the government. My point was these things have different causes, but on reflection that's wrong; governments cause poverty, or at least the bad ones. This is really a recent problem in the western world. It started in the eighties, maybe earlier in the UK. The entire system has changed. Higher education used to be free, it's not now, students have to take out loans, much of the world has to pay interest. This leads to more debt and less accessibility of education. Less education generally leads to more crime in communities. If you're uneducated you're unlikely to get a high paying job. Not all people struggle, some do, some of those and turn to crime because they're desperate. Hence the increased crime. Another thing has also happened since 2008, a new batch of beneficiaries has been created caused by the financial collapse. So we're dealing with growing poverty in the western world. Considering there used to be slaves, perhaps income equality peaked in the 70's then has been going down since Thatcherism, Reganomics, Rodgernomics. I have no idea of my point. These are just random thoughts with no real purpose. To fight back either two things need to happen. 1. A few really rich people need to heavily donate to make a difference. 2. Information needs to treated as currency as opposed to money. Especially information on politics. This is also not likely as people simply don't really care for politics or live in their own bubble actively rejecting information instead of understanding it. Perhaps humanity is doomed to vote against itself, and unless something changes, that could always be the case. 13 hours later. I am considering learning how to speed read but if I lose meaning in the process, as I really only read things to learn, I don't see the point, thoughts??? Friday I saw Hine, didn't go out any other time but going out tonight. | |||
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Crap and doctor |
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So nobody facebook liked my blog entries since I started writing super crazy. I am offended FUCK YOU ALL! I thought that people wanted me to be insane and comedic. I don't know what people want. I want money! Specifically your money, but anybody's money will do. Yes I am drunk on a Saturday night, why not? Drunk in charge of a computer. This doesn't end well. Seriously, Y U NO LIKE MY POSTS??? A conspiracy theorist just blocked me on facebook bahahaha good riddance! You and your clan of conspiracy nutjobs will accomplish nothing since most of the things you fight for don't exist and frankly it's an honour to be blocked. I definitely have a love to hate relationship with conspiracy theorists recently. I am just morbidly fascinated by them.
Next day: Well it was technically morning when I wrote some of the above, but let's ignore that. I went to the doctor Wednesday, sorted some problems I was having out. I also had to get a letter to be able to fly on an airline. Ridiculous! I have flown many times in the past, countless in fact, so fuck that! The letter does say I am "highly intelligent" so I can live with getting one. The visit to the doctor was productive though. I also got a blood test done and need to go back to the doctor in a month. | |||
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Work, Happiness, Cruz |
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Going out soon, probably to Cruz, unless I get abducted.
Well I am not happy because I basically have to redo all my scripts due to an upcoming change in PHP. The changes won't be too bothersome hopefully but it's time I could be spending doing other things. It's really mostly renamming functions so I am really grateful for my mass replace software. Other stuff is going well but I still need to get around to developing sites. Been spending most of my time on my shopping cart script which is going really well but I am getting sick of the project honestly, I need to do other things. I have also recently decided to enjoy life more. I don't know how, I like sex. Someone have sex with me??? OK, that wasn't exactly what I meant. Although... Nah, I'll find someone soon enough for that, always do... Oh getting drunk also makes me happy, but that's still not what I meant. I listen to music constantly so that can't be it. Blogging and comedy makes me happy so perhaps I will do more of that. Errrrrrr don't I say this frequently and never do. Oh well, I'm repetitive. Oh well, I'm repetitive. Oh well, I'm repetitive. Oh fuck Haha I bet you weren't expecting that! Next morning: last night I went to Cruz. Before that I had two Absinthe shots, that was interesting. Girls were trying to give me drinks through at Cruz, straws. Only problem is I can't suck, so, yeah. I just acted like I was getting some. What else what I meant to do? Oh I now get email notifications of your blog comments, which doesn't particularly matter as nobody comments on my blog itself anyway. Sometimes they do on facebook. | |||
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I could have been soberer |
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Blah blah blah, I am just typing because I am bored on a Saturday night and need to do a post with nothing to talk about. You know it's going to be a good entry when I have nothing to talk about and could be soberer, is that a word, it is now!
How are you? I don't care! This blog is about MEEEEEEE! Isn't that fabulous! I have a blog to myself! I am just typing any old shit that comes to mind. Can you tell? I have my crazy hat on. Can you tell? I had Narchoes for lunch today. No I didn't, that was a lie. Why would anybody lie about what they had for lunch? I don't know why don't you ask someone who tells such lies. Oh shit, that would be me. Not telling you what I had for lunch, mind your own business. I think that I have discovered something more boring than watching cooking shows, watching poker shows. I am actually not sure, which is more boring to watch; cooking or poker? Hello and welcome to the Poker Stars dot zzzzzzzzzz. Next week on My Kitchen Rules zzzzzzzzzz. I had an ulcer this week. YAY FOR A CRIPPLE TELLING YOU ABOUT HIS HEALTH PROBLEMS! HOW FASCINATING! Have you ever had Cerebral Palsy while having an itchy nose and an ulcer. That shit is not fun. I also had a haircut. I look sexy, but I always do. In boring work news I finally developed code to work with IPV6 IP databases. Especially useful for creating advertising backends. I needed to do this three years ago but never mind. I can greatly improve my products now. Seems I am learning new skills that I have meaning to learn for years. I also acquired a generic poker domain, going to develop a site on it. I am moving away from parked domains to developed sites, parking revenue is shit. Although my new provider has improved things a bit. Developing sites is where the money is. Now that I know how to design, I should be all set. Blah blah blah, you don't care, fuck off. | |||
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Business, skits, night out |
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This is a blog post, whatevs |
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Arrrrr I didn't really do anything this week and could have done more work. I was stuck on a SQL problem for two days and didn't solve it, gave up and took a break. Did do some last night and will continue tonight.
What to talk about? Well I keep forgetting to talk about the performance of my new brain diet, which isn't exactly a good sign, but do think that I am slightly sharper in some regards. Coconut Oil taste like shit though. Blueberries taste OK. This week I should really start on the local site for Christchurch t. Pifft, I have no ideas, do you? Please comment! I know there must be galleries, a page listing community organizations to get involved with. What else? Does anybody want to write for the site? Hell, if anybody want to run a few of my sites, contact me! I need a few managers to help make sites profitable. I am far better at programming than running sites. Serious, competent people only please. What else can I ramble about? Seems my Labour Party membership expired in January, and I still get invitations and news. Meh if they're still sending me invites maybe I will show up for some. Except for the members only events, that would be stupid. I'll be voting Green anyway. This isn't a very comical entry. Does anybody want to act in YouTube videos with me? I have some ideas for some short clips that I think will fit nicely with the thanepullan channel, or I could make another channel. Either way I need a person to uh basically act like a ignorant idiot so people can laugh at the situation. Any takers? I know, I make such an inviting offer! The idea came to me last night while I was drunk on duty free Sambuca. This entry is crap, fuck. | |||
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Equal marriage celebrations, writings, Cruz |
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Wednesday I went to the Pegasus Arms to celebrate the forthcoming passing of equal marriage. It was great being part of history (whatever the hell that means) and witnessing a mini civil rights moment. I could have went upstairs to watch the reading of the bill but decided not to as I had no doubt that it was going to pass. Anika Moa was playing downstairs so I decided to just listen to that. A woman was yelling at me, but that's OK, she was just trying to talk to me. Errrrrrr I am not deaf, so maybe don't yell? I wonder why people do that; I have a wheelchair, not hearing aids. Completely different departments, what's the connection? I wrote something else here but decided to publish it as a standalone article. You can see it here.
I also wrote about how to fix climate change and you can see the rest of my articles/rants here. I seem to pop in and out of writing for that site. Apparently I'm much less provocative, so next set of rants I'll try to improve. Fuck fuck fuck, is that better? Last night (it's Sunday) I went to Cruz. I was going to go, then wasn't, then Craig said let's go partying at 12, so we did. I was amazed we got a taxi so quickly. I was going have a jager to start me off, but that turned into seven and I didn't end up having Vodka. Turns out Jager is a great anti depressant, perks you right up. OK not really, stick to your medication or coping strategy if you experience depression. I am an offensive jackass! There was stupid people spelling at me, two were literally one after the other, I have no idea they said, nor do I care. | |||
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Auckland, Issues, One culture Launch Party |
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Sunday 7th April. Friday me and my parents went to Auckland; family trip! They moaned pretty much the whole time, they hate Auckland! I like Auckland but do hate driving around on roads etc. Auckland is OK, as long as a don't have to wait in traffic. That night went for dinner at SkyCity, had ribs and pizza. Couldn't find my rewards card for free coke. Total rewards points I have is probably 0.
Saturday we were going to go to a disability expo but that didn't happen, I didn't want to go anyway, so that worked out absolutely fine. We went to get a taxi but couldn't. Then we were waiting for bus #2 and that was inaccessible, gave up on waiting for another one, went to a pub, I had a Vodka and also enjoyed Narchos and watching Pink music videos. Why the fuck do they have inaccessible buses. I must complain! Public transport is not public if the public cannot get on it. Sunday I went to Burger King, that's it. Spent almost all of the rest of the day blogging. This is the main thing I have done this trip. Only went to Burger King for something to do. Sunday 14th April Monday it was the Paul Simon and Rufus W whatever-the-fuck-his-name-is concert. By coincidence I sat next to a friend. I knew one song per singer LOL. The trip was an excuse, and that excuse disappeared, but the trip was very worthwhile. Oddly allowed me to get over my ex, had trouble two nights, but for two very different reasons. I was already finally starting to get over him the previous week. That trip further streamlined the process. Sam was incredibly fun while it lasted. I regret nothing. I guess I am ready to focus on other things. Whether I want a new relationship... Well, I never required one before Sam, and my attitude has reverted back. So no... Thursday I launched a campaign to make Auckland transport more accessible, I don't know how successful I will be, probably not very. At least I can say to myself I don't neglect disability issues. I have always thought that. In reality; I don't. I have always covered a wide range of issues including disability issues, GLBT issues, economic issues, women's issues. I am not an one issue guy and don't always focus on issues that effect me on a personal level, in fact half of the time I don't. Saturday I went to a Young Labour forum with David Shearer. I'll release a blog about it Tuesday or Wednesday on another site. Later that night I went to One Culture launch party. I thought the last DJ was pretty hot. I was right up the front so had a good view. (general view, not of him. Well...) A woman was randomly spelling out jungle. Well at first jjjjjjungle then by the end jungleee. I had no idea why. Oh well. It was a great night! | |||
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I am a success! |
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Certain events recently have made me examine my life. Do you know what I've realized? I am really fucking successful for my age. I may not have a nice income stream (yet) but I have acquired and built a lot of websites/scripts. My business assets are great, but my business skills need work. I have two problems; I treat businesses like hobbies and once I build something, I move on immediately to the next project. Also I am a shit designer and don't promote anything. I am currently working on some major products with wide appeal. Once they are done I need to optimize many of my major sites so they sell better and also have a marketing budget. The good news is that I have done deals with a few designers, they get free copies of a very early version of my ecommerce product to use and I get a free custom design and a few templates for each copy. I can probably do something similar for my upcoming NZ sites. Also a friend will help me market my NZ business. I have a very good future with my internet business, especially if I focus like I have been the past three weeks. I probably need to focus a bit less and enjoy myself or blog more, I am sure I will in time.
Taking a break next week to go to Auckland. No blog next week. I will focus on my business until then and write some blogs in Auckland. Probably about Gun control Charter Schools and Novapay How to fix global warming Anything else I like. Suggest something??? Basically work was pretty much all I did over the past week, and wrote two blogs. I forgot to mention in Sydney when I was coming home this security worker pointed to my spelling tray and said "A: Apple" I did have the thought of "I: Idiot". People assuming that I am an idiot because I am in a wheelchair are really fucking ironic. | |||
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Friends, Brain, Business, Monday Room |
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Saw Craig then Danice separately, I forgot to put it's Thursday. I am a bit drunk and I don't work drunk, been working all week. I like to use my brain whenever possible and if I can't do it through working, I will do it through blogging. Fuck just tipped something over, that's what happens when you're Cerebral Palsy, and possibly made worst when drinking.
Few interesting conclusions reached tonight, not going to tell you about them. Or am I? No. Sunday now No idea what the conclusions were, I was drunk. Anyway I have changed some of my diet to include more brain stimulates, well just taking oils and capsules etc. It's in my best interest to optimize brain performance however possible. I know I am already a genius (recalls of drunken times don't count) but I just want to get the maximum out of my brain. Also I am concerned about aging/deterioration even though that I have read "Senior Moments" happen to some people because they just give up on thinking, brain deterioration is kind of a myth. Keep it active and healthy and you shouldn't have any major problems, just like any muscle. It's not a guarantee against other factors, but in general, this method should at least lessen any deterioration. So preventing brain deterioration is the purpose of these changes, any performance improvement would be a bonus. Also I would be quite interested to find out how keeping an optimized brain effects stem cell treatment, but that's not for a few years yet. For the past two weeks I've been working almost exclusively on a single ecommerce product, it's progressing very nicely and even had some unexpected early interest. I am really hoping that this will turn into a profitable, stable business for me, and have a great feeling about this. I have several other things in the pipeline too. Hopefully I'll see real results in three to six months. Last night I went to Monday Room with Craig, we were supposed to go to Cruz after but that didn't happen, we probably couldn't have gotten a taxi even if we tried, fuck taxis! Monday Room had a DJ, was good House music. A blonde woman hung around, was OK company, she kept my mind from wandering off into other things. Usually I love it when my mind wanders however now is really not the best time for me, it will pass and the not so distant future will be fucking awesome, beyond that is going to be great. (side note I don't know if now is the ideal time to chemically stimulate my brain, oh well, I'll find out!) There was a few spellers, one spelt every word twice, I hate that. Also I get highly disappointed when I think people are spelling fuck and it turns out to be fun, they just bore me. Gave up on getting a wheelchair taxi, only one company had a van on the road, they said 45 minutes then we rang a bit later and they said an hour, so we found a Station Wagon and put my manual in there. Oh well, finished blogging, back to work. | |||
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ACC/business and outings |
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Thursday my ACC case worker came to discuss work opportunities. As far as I can tell they're probably going to let me continue working on developing a business for myself. It's the best way for me to make money; due to accessibility I work incredibly slow, it won't be worth a corporation hiring me if there are people that do stuff five times as fast. Owning a company also gives me expandability, I hope to build something big. I could take a surveillance job, can you imagine how intellectually boring that would be? I am better off with building web development products, software and a business, hopefully I'll be finished my first product to launch in the local market in three months, then not long until big things will happen, I'm excited.
On another note it looks like a portable computer to communicate with is going to take a long time to get, not happy about that as I need one and honestly it will lessen boredom when people talk among themselves and don't bother communicating with me at length. If I could do something productive at gatherings, that will make them much better at certain times. Also it looks like I need to seek alternative funding sources to get an environmental control system, perhaps CP Society grants. Friday I saw Hine, that was good. I am glad that I have friends that think the same as me on some things. Saturday I went to Craig's BBQ, I just drank, too much! While there I also thought about stuff that has been going on. In the light of day, I drew a right conclusion and also a wrong conclusion. I think that I will be on a great path soon. I do know I have goals, and I will achieve them, so fuck everything else. It's time to work towards them. | |||
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Long Auckland trip 2014 |
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Wednesday. I had one of the most unhelpful woman serving me at Air New Zealand, she wasted all my time on stupid shit that normally wouldn't be a problem then she said I had to rush because I was going to miss my flight. Before I got to the airport my electric wheelchair broke down just as I was going out the door. Now I have to hire one out of my own pocket. My support system is useless! Ugh. Hey turns out I got a borrowed one. That was fucking lucky.
Thursday I went to Sydney. The Hotel was nice. "Million Dollar View" according to Sam. We ordered some chips for dinner but someone gave us some and the order was forgotten about, so yay for not having to pay. Friday we stayed in the hotel as it was raining. We went out, then retreated, then out again for dinner. We had Pizza and a Lime Chello shot. Then we were going to go for hotel cocktails however Sam didn't like the deals at the bar so we just had Jagers in hotel room before attempting to go to a pre Mardi Gras party, however got there and it was inaccessible so just had Vodka in our room. Saturday we checked out before going to the Museum. Sam hopped on my lap and we drove around Sydney. Rather interesting thing to do when you're not over your ex, but I just wanted to see people's reactions. We went to the parade, I actually quite enjoyed it this year. We got free stuff and was in a great dedicated wheelchair area. Then we went to the Mardi Gras Party. Sunday, still at the Party. I thought the Delta Goodrom act was too short and I couldn't see half the time. Sam did stood me up on the wheelchair seat. After the party we picked up our luggage and went to the airport. We took trains as they were cheap; we're cheap! Sam got a free business class upgrade, lucky him, I paid for the flights and most of his recent flights so he could get the upgrade, but I don't mind. Flash things really aren't important to me on a personal level. Hell if I stay single my concern would be to minimize non technological and medical expenses and maximum sustainability. I'm talking about growing food instead of lawns and solar panels. This will save money over the long term. More savings = more investments = more automated income = more investments, less work required for survival and perhaps more traveling. Monday night I went to Wellington, Sam wanted to go, basically just to make things difficult, he's a strange guy. Tuesday we had lunch with Kay, that was very enjoyable. Later we went to the airport to enquire about my broken chair back, that was not exactly productive. We went back to Sam's relatives where we were staying and had dinner. Then we went to the airport to go home. Wednesday I just blogged and tagged along to the casino, didn't gamble, drank free coke, I like coke. No I don't mean cocaine, although haven't tried that. Thursday we went to a beach bingo competition hosted The Edge, well they called it bingo, everyone just got a single number to be drawn out. It was a raffle, not bingo. Then we got stuck in traffic for about an hour and a half, that was amazingly productive. Then we went to "The Breath Of The Volcano". I'm not entirely sure what fireworks and people that light up have to do with volcanoes. Surely if people were to light up, they'd be burning alive. It was a performance, I shouldn't take it so literally. Friday, blogged, ate, that's all. Saturday, got home, got drunk, was going to go out but didn't have manual chair and the place was inaccessible, so fuck inaccessible places. Sunday, that's today. Firstly thanks Sam for the trip, guess I'll see you more infrequently now until I move to Auckland in a few years. I really need to spend a few months working on my products for the local market. Maybe I will do creative things like making music and blogging and get back to learning programming. I am looking forward to the future, I have a great life. Yeah I missed a week, get over it. I wrote about five blogs in Auckland, so I am happy. They will be released periodically over the next few weeks. | |||
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New Direction, Auckland, Linkin Park, Cruz |
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Yes I think I should blog drunk.
AngryAussie does rants drunk all time I do this for entertainment purposes I am a comedian. Well I have decided a (obsessed over grammar here) new focus for my life, well it's more an old focus really, and something different. They involve getting money for stem cell treatment and getting my business successful. I will move on to being happy and successful while doing the things I want like entertaining and informing people. You got to do things you're passionate about in life. I am writing positive suddenly, why? Why not? This is a rant blog, that's why? There was no need for a question mark there. I have ruined a perfectly good thought there. Be passionate and happy I was saying. That is a great way to live your life. Oh and intellectually stimulated, that is part of my passion. I will do great things, but right now I am drunk. Why did I do this announcement drunk? This is serious business. Apparently not so much. Above Friday, below Saturday. Tuesday I went to Auckland then a disability expo, boring. Then I watched several episodes of The Blue Rose. Wednesday I did misc crap and something else, I think. No just misc crap. Thursday I went to Linkin Park! That was fucking fantastic! Great mix of old and new stuff. I was singing away to the new stuff. Don't know what the person to my right thought, nor do I care. Hopefully she did not hear me. Friday I went home. On a side note screaming Linkin Park songs in my room always makes me feel good. Sunday update. Last night I went to Cruz, there were several very annoying people. One woman spelt out her name three times in a row, then about five times in a row. Bitch nobody is THAT important that I need to know how to spell their name THAT much. It was a four letter name. FFS. Then another woman kept holding my hands, and wanted me to say something. Ummmmmmm I didn't know what to say, I suck at making conversation. | |||
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Political visions and love |
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Right, think I'm sober enough to do this, although going to bed soon. It's Sunday morning, didn't go out. so I have nothing to write about. In these cases I need a topic. What I would do as leader was a topic suggested. First bed. Wrote a NewsPooze.com post. I have a passion for informing people and learning about the world. I love information and knowledge. I also love music, like Samantha Jade's What You've Done To Me.
10 hours later... If I was leader of a developed country I'd make sure critical thinking was taught in school and hold free education classes for adults on the subject. I'd make higher education free, if the people want this, otherwise I'd create a government investment fund to subsidize this. The fund would only invest in local companies with a preference for infrastructure, I'd make that rule for all similar funds. I'd take government money out of corporate sport, it should be solely the private sector's responsibility. I'd put much more funding into scientific research with the specific focus on medical and combatting climate change. These will be a huge money making export for the country, especially technology to combat climate change. National standards, charter schools and private prisons are all gone, these things poison our education and justice systems. Speaking of justice, you want to lock people up for chemicals they put into their body? Well not on my watch. My government will be evidence based and only do things that work, such as rehabilitation funded by taxation on certain substances, including a small tax on fast food to help fund programs that tackle obesity. Hopefully along with a better life and additional education, attitudes towards many minorities will slowly change, a lot of hostility is caused by ignorance and unhappiness. I'd tax the rich enough to ensure a stable society, I'd make sure that people could live comfortablely on the minimum wage and create a think tank to see what the most effective minimum wage would be for society. I'd switch from demonizing beneficiaries, to focusing on job growth. I realize that many people want to punish beneficiaries, but the fact is that this is counter productive to society, I would not do things that don't work. Public safety nets must be set at standards that minimize harm to society and also promote economic growth. I'd make elections publicly financed and have strict measures to reduce corruption. I'd let go of corporate contracts with the government if the government can provide the service themselves, especially government contracts with offshore corporations. I'd promote living a more sustainable, happy life rather than one filled with wealth, but if you want a wealthy life, that's great but don't screw over the people. Most importantly I'd promote a society of sustainability, happiness without the need for excessive wealth, intelligence and acceptance of people that don't hurt other people. End of vision. I could accomplish a lot given the chance. I have been having problems with romantic love, especially trying to figure out if humans have a biological need for this, a friend says yes, another says no. The yes brought up an excellent point about brains expanding, I am still unconvinced that means that we need a mate. Upon further research I've found that love releases drug like chemicals in the brain, that could explain while there are no real societies that are non monogamus anymore. So it's a chemical reaction rather than a biological necessary. You could argue that that chemical reaction was needed for an evolutionary perspective, also quacks say that to bash homosexuality. You could argue evolution for people that don't want to reproduce. I am sticking with love is not a necessity. As for me, my ex has moved on, I highly doubt I would want somebody else, the chances of anybody like him coming along are next to zero, perhaps I made a big mistake letting him go. Although perhaps I can accomplish more being independent. Oh nobody saying crap like "Love will still happen for you" If you think you can predict the future please tell me the lottery numbers or STFU. | |||
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Blogs, projects, Saturday night |
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I blogged on why politics doesn't work. I will write new blogs in the current weeks/months. Topics include
Debunking Christianity and non-christian "christian" beliefs Alex Jones: Insane, frauster, or both? Ron Paul and Libertarianism (Spoiler: it won't be a favourable article) Solving Climate Change Possibly something on gun control Perhaps a rant on George W Bush On another note turns out a project I was working on that I hoped will be complete at the end of the month, will take a few month, but that's ok, I'll form a company at the end of the month and launch something in March while working on other things. Last night I went to Hine's birthday and Cruz. Hine's birthday was at Costas, a greek restaurant. I was a cheap bastard and did not have anything. The mini chocolate desert looked nice though. Watched TV before Cruz. Some hot guys at Cruz! Also some annoying ones. A guy kept patting me and holding my hand, he was not hot either, his friend was OK to talk to. This other guy remembered me from about a year ago but I didn't remember him, until later. Cups on tray count: 2 Oh I also went out with Craig for Classical Sparks Wednesday and drinking with him Thursday. Classical Sparks was good, I like classical music, however the MC was shit at comedy, does he do that crap comedy routine every year? People that are not funny shouldn't try to be funny. Enjoyed Thursday drinks. | |||
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Blogs, Eddie's, TV, Cruz |
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Why doesn't anybody link to my blogs? Not specifically the blogs where I swear a lot although they are also great and should be linked to. Specifically my left-wing NZ blog. Nobody is linking to it. I need to figure out why and change that. I need to have more of an audience, because I am a genius! I am not joking, I really am a fucking genius. I will contact other blogs next week and get feedback. I am also thinking of creating my own research site/facebook page (piss easy) and a progressive change organization. The later will come much later as I have many other things to do.
Today I went to Eddie's and Jonothon's, brought Hine. Had some chats. It was nice weather, bit hot. My TV is dead but that's OK as I watch fuck all TV, three shows, won't be missed. Family is sorting a replacement, so good. If that falls through, eh. I'm in no hurry to replace. I don't like TV/movies. There's too much emphasis on celebrities rather than the content of the show themselves. Last night I went to Cruz. Usual stuff happened blah blah blah. Some hot guys there. Someone started to spell out something when I wasn't looking. Don't know what the fuck it was. It occurred to me, nobody ever spells out anything remotely interesting. Although their mistakes are amusing such as "yoyou". Again nothing remotely interesting. I also get frustrated and bored when they spend ages trying to find letters. Ugh just speak it, my ears work perfectly. I have more enjoyable things to do than watching some random drunk person failing to find letters quickly when there's absolutely no need to do that. | |||
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Auckland, music, Cruz |
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I was meant to go to Auckland this week but that didn't happen, don't ask. Going next month for Linkin Park! Only, I listen to classic Linkin Park, they now play a completely different style of music due to issues with the singer's voice. Apparently it is the same issue that Adele had. That sucks, but eh. Few days in Auckland will do me good.
Delta Goodrem is playing at the Mardi Gras party, looking forward to that and I'll check out DJ Bimbo Jones too, she makes good stuff. Pop music is starting to sound the same. Actually there's different sets of songs that can be grouped and sound very same. Pop's merging with club has a lot to do with that for me. Many people have always hated pop. I can kind of see why now. Lyrics like na na na don't help pop's cause. I like nineties pop the best. Aside from Lady GaGa and Pink. Seeing Pink in August will be great. Went to Cruz last night. I think I am getting more and more people phobic LOL. As soon as I was thinking of something good, someone would interrupt haha. This usually happens when there's a song I like on. Random people in no particular order. A girl spelt things while I was drinking, I don't know how the fuck I was meant to see while I was drinking. Stupid bitch. Another girl spelt hello, then hi. Yeah those two words mean the same fucking thing. Another lady was dancing with me and asked if she could put her purse and drink on my tray. Eh I could have let her, but I didn't want to, I'm an ass. Drinks have a habit of falling off because of the vibrations, it was glass. That was part of it. But mainly, eh. | |||
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Random rambles, Lance Armstrong, Cruz |
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Personal blog personal blog personal blog.
I am struggling to come up with crap to write about every week. I would ask for feedback but since nobody answered my questions last week it would be pointless. I would like a more two way conversation on my blogs, I frequently complain about this, I frequently complain about everything really. Oh look as I was complaining about the lack of comments, I got a comment. Now I will complain about not having a trillion dollars. Why don't I have a trillion dollars? ... ... ... No? Fuck! Anyway ignore me about the comments, I know most will anyway. I know most just like reading my crazy rants without making comments. That's OK. I am not a dictator. (yet) I should be! I'd make a fucking fabulous dictator. Please make me a dictator. Have I pointlessly ranted enough this entry about stuff I probably ranted about countless times before? Yes? Good. Last night I went to Steven's and Cruz. Watched the Discovery Channel. The only thing I discovered was they play the same four ads over and over. Including a Lance Armstrong, Oprah interview. I don't give a fuck that Lance Armstrong cheated. To my knowledge, everyone cheats in cycling, so why is this news? At Cruz someone put an empty glass on my tray. I yelled (I don't know why) and someone else took it off almost immediately, I didn't see who it was. Then someone leaned on my tray and then what I thought stared at me for a few seconds, I thought he was weird. Later I found out he was blind. Not knowing he was blind, that was quite an odd experience, afterwards I was amused. Ran into somebody I knew at school, I can't for the life of me remember her name. | |||
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Artificial Intelligence, Business, Blogs, Lunch |
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It's Sunday, I went out last night to a drum and base gig, it was crowded. Artificial Intelligence was the name of the main act. It was a good night. Saw a friend, he spelt out things like pussy, sluts and wanker. Only he couldn't find the R despite being right next to his hand. That was funny, more amusing than the typical speller.There was this woman, I could not understand what she was saying, and this man, same again, I just nodded and hoped he go away.
About 100 unique visitors to my blog in just 11 days. My news blog, that number strinks to about 20. I really like doing the news, so if you have any suggestions on what would make the blog better, let me know. Do I focus on US politics too much? Do you want me to do more New Zealand stories? I watch absolutely no mainstream news in New Zealand. This has been this way for a few months. They focus on crap stories and don't really tell you anything you need to know to be an informed citizen, most of the time. So I refuse to watch it. On the business side. (sorry I really have fuck all to talk about this entry) I'm creating four products this month, three big projects, one reasonably size one. These are products that will help my business tremendously when done. I had KFC for lunch, apparently people find it necessary to announce what they're eating these days. I have no idea why. Is your life any better knowing what I had for lunch? I certainly hope not. | |||
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New Years 2013 and Cruz |
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Tuesday it was New Years Eve and I went to Culvaden with the family. Had a great time. I was in a state by 11 and stayed there until I went home at 3. Well not home, a camp facility building, where the showers were. Luckily not too many people came in to use the facilities, perhaps one.
Wednesday we went home, I felt sick on the way back. Luckily I didn't throw up! Saturday night I went to Steven's and Cruz. The funniest thing happened to me at Cruz. I was dancing and I saw some random woman look at me, she screamed! Just like she saw a ghost! Then she and her friend rushed off. It was absolutely hilarious! Gave me a right good laugh. Later on another random woman came over stared at me and started to cry. (I think) It wouldn't be the first time, this other woman from a few months ago cried while looking at me, she went on for about fifteen minutes, I couldn't help but laugh. Seriously, what the hell am I meant to do with random people coming up to me and crying, probably because they feel sorry for me? I have absolutely no idea, so I just laugh. | |||
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Christmas 2012 |
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Wrote this Sunday.
It was Christmas Tuesday. I didn't work on that day, I worked all other days. Why didn't I work? No reason, I am not religious, in fact I highly doubt that Jesus even existed. Sorry. MERRY CHRISTMAS! I didn't work because I didn't feel like it. Oh well, I decided to use my time blogging instead. I should do some work today as I will be away from the computer for about a day or so starting tomorrow. Eek how will I cope? No unsuspecting souls to argue pointlessly with. Christmas day I spent with family. I got a Vodka shotgun, suddenly not in favour of gun control. I also got shot syringes. Why do I feel like the alcoholic of the family! LOL! No I haven't had a drink for over a week in reality. Maybe I had some accidental Vodka Monday. Sometimes my bottles get mixed up and I accidentally get a bit of alcohol instead of juice, gives you a shock in the morning I tell ya! Didn't convert RantingOnline.com to a blog but I'll do that mid January. Finished three products the past week or so, working on four or five January and February, then I will do some marketing. | |||
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2012, People, Menfriends, Cruz |
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Saturday December 22. I survived December 21 2012. Well no fucking shit, there was no reason why I wouldn't so survivor groups can fuck off, especially if they are serious. Some would be, people believe all sorts of moronic crap. You can't rule anything out as being too stupid for people to believe. Some incredibly stupid beliefs are believed by the mainstream population. Ugh I would be sympathetic to the people who want the world to end, but that would mean being sympathetic... No thanks.
By the way apparently I am not as funny since I have stopped complaining about various offline people. People can't take criticism, because they're fuckwits. Especially the people who take me seriously on here. I have also noticed people who like honesty only like honesty if it's not directed at them, there are exceptions. Meh I would rather be myself as much with I can without fucking off people in the local community, too much, and depending on my mood. I actually thought that my last posts were funny, maybe the problem is you? Yeah, I am going to go ahead and blame you, OK? Tough shit if not. I wonder how you get tough shit. Tuesday I went to the Menfriends opening, Friday I went back. It Looks good, the ground floor is good for wheelchairs. Friday I went upstairs. I would write more but I would have to charge. Saturday me and Sam went to a mexican restaurant. He was here for the weekend. Later me and Sam went to Cruz, it was a good night. A group of girls we spelling, one started, then they all did it. Like dominos, only with silly bitches! They were OK after friends told them I can hear, well they eventually got it. I got shouted two drinks! Thanks random people! Drank one tequila mexican style, that's having coke straight after. I learned something, drinking is educational. It's time to convert RantingOnline.com to a blog. I'll do that this week as well as write a post and a post for NewsPooze.com as well as more product development. Oh shit! I forgot to mention I saw Hine Wednesday. It was a great day for a drive. I ran into my old chess coach, not literally. | |||
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Nights out, work, clueless talk back caller |
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What did I do this week? Get drunk and partied. The usual.
On Friday I went to Craig's for Steve's leaving do. I felt like Whisky and also had punch before it was watered down. Thankfully I did not drink that much so did not feel like absolute shit the next day. Yay me! Saturday I went to Tony and Nic's for a rainbow Labour social BBQ. Then I went to [SFN], Ghost Daddy and Mynor Star hosted by Elyslum Fields, that was good, enjoyed the music. I was totally checking out a band member LOL! Liked the DJ music too. I'll download some tracks soon. Must remember to wear black next time. Launched a product and site this week and I'll probably do the same in the next two or three weeks. Then I will launch several more sites, or perhaps I'll do that at the same time as I am working on products. Oh by the way, apparently I was wrong about Mitt being the anti christ so we're not going to die. Oh but not according to a News Talk ZB caller last night at 1:30. He seems to think that the planets could align and block out the sun for up to 5,000 years. He also said that there's four or five planets between us and the sun; there's two; Mercury and Venus. HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT??? In fairness he only said that this was a possibility. I'll go ahead and say that he's batshit crazy and there's no possibility of this. | |||
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Nights out 12/2012 |
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It's Sunday.
Thursday I did Thirsty Thursday with Craig, that was good. We Went to Pomeroy's Old Brewery Inn, Monday Room and Cruz, I had far too many shots, I don't know how many, definitely too many. There were some sane people at the first two places, we probably were not in that group. Cruz was a different story. Multiple people told Craig off for giving me alcohol LOL.. "Ask a child if he wants alcohol" Well the guy who said this is probably much closer to the mentality of a child than I am. Ignorant moron. Cracking up on the street on the way home was rather fun. The next day, wasn't, got up at 2pm and was back in bed at 4pm. Well I was falling asleep while typing, so yeah, that day, not happening. Felt better after a rest, got back up at 6pm. Last night, well morning I went to Cruz. It was good, no major ignorant people. Finishing off a product today and tomorrow, then creating another small product in the days after. | |||
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Fantasy Ball 2012 |
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This week I went out Saturday night and that's about all LOL so I'll have to make some crap up.
Saturday night I went to the Fantasy Ball which was the Christchurch GLBT pride closing event. Had a good time. Had pre drinks. I didn't watch many of the shows, because I was getting drunk outside. Least I'm honest. Did some web development this week, didn't create any new sites or blogs, I have a bunch to do though. OK I am officially sick of people mentioning the TPP, will the whole thing just go away? The last statement should please activists that want to stop the deal who I am particularly sick of. I agree with them, but I am sick of them. I am sick of activists in general really, even though I am one. Yes I am a hypocrite, I say it loud and proud! I am not entirely sure why people view hypocrisy as a bad thing. Surely if you're honest about your hypocrisy it cannot be considered a bad thing. I am probably wrong, but I don't care. In conclusion I am generally sick of activists. I get this way from time to time, then it passes. Errrrrrr file the above under Thane blurts out stuff for no apparent reason. | |||
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Nicki Minaj and a RIP |
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Sunday.
Monday I want to a Family dinner. Friday I went to Auckland. While passing through airport security I was asked if I was going on a plane. #NoShit. I don't pass through airport security for the hell of it. That was a highly amusing question. Saturday I went to Nicki Minaj. It was OK. Wasn't the best show, wasn't the worst. I thought that some of the visuals were OK, I did like some songs. Maybe I need better excuses to see Sam. We went to Family afterwards, did enjoy that. Monday now Sam wanted me to mention we went through a bottle of his bubbly and the cheapest pizza available "because I am such a tight ass". Bitch, I learned it from you. Monday now, won some completely free money before going home to Christchurch, SkyCity is offering free $15 for joining their rewards program. My business programme is over and I am no longer required to post updates on my business. Of course sometimes I need to fill up space and blathering on about my business serves that purpose. So expect occasional blatherings. I am going to work on products to sell to NZ businesses until the end of February. It saddened me to hear that a programme participant and facebook friend passed away last week. RIP vShaun McKinney, his disability came bundled with low life expectancy, a terrible thing but it looks like he used his time to make an impact on the people he encountered, I think that that can be a good thing. Back to me and Sam. Sunday we went and saw James Bond Skyfall, best part was the popcorn and coke. It was alright for my first Bond film. SPOILER WARNING FOR REST OF ENTRY. I found it unbelievable that guy could freely escape and was not better guarded and that MI5 couldn't capture it better. | |||
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Drum and base, sites, submission |
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| Sunday Not really an eventful week so I will bore you with my submission on the starting out wage bill. First I went out Saturday night to a drum and base gig. I don't know what it was called, they all sound the same, I don't pay much attention to the individual acts. Looking up, it was called Dose & Trei. Next week I am going to Auckland to see Nicki Minaj so this will probably be late. I have gone off Nicki recently, she's not that great. Still looking forward to being in Auckland. Business wise, no idea what I am doing, probably want to find some backend work and also create some products to sell to local sites. On blogging, I am going to work on some new projects and create some new blogs. Am planning on writing another political article next week. Well it's more of a rant about how people, especially MPs are being ridiculously stupid. Hey, wasn't that the subject of my article Friday? Why not continue the trend of calling MPs stupid? If they don't like it they should stop being stupid. It's remarkably simple! Submission: I oppose the Minimum Wage (Starting Out Wage) Amendment Bill. You are not going to solve the employment crises by paying people less. This effects buyers' spending power in a negative way, if they spend less it has a negative impact on the economy and if they need further assistance from the government because they can't afford basic expenses, how does this save money especially since there is very little evidence that this will increase jobs? Labour abolished youth rates with null effect on overall employment, if the opposite is true, this is entirely pointless! All you're doing is shifting employees to the youth because employers can pay them less. Also most employers don't hire more people just because their profits are up. If you think that you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how business works. Demand is a factor and this will effect local demand negatively. | |||
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thane.co nz and Auckland/birthdays |
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It's Wednesday. I'm in Auckland. Just had business mentoring. A criticism from my business mentor is that I have too many ideas, and I came out of that session with a few more that I will do in conjunction with what I am already planning. I'm going to turn thane.co.nz into a web services site and thanepullan.com into a site offering writing services, just because I can. Writing for others won't be a large part of my business. I'm going to run several independent web services sites and several blogs/events sites too. I have changed picture on thanepullan.com, I will move the previous picture to this site.
Sunday I went around Christchurch taking pictures with Craig for one of my sites. It was a beautiful day for it. We went to the Avon, The Gardens, Restart Mall, and Brighton. Monday Andy, Craig and I went to the Brighton fireworks. This random woman called me "excited" in an extremely patronizing way, I hate that, I was actually laughing at something in my head, as I do. The fireworks were good. Tuesday I went to Auckland. Air New Zealand changed the safety video again. They do it every three months. Topical videos must help get people's attention. Personally I think that they are a waste of money, especially this new one. I would say that as I just don't like Peter Jackson. Casino for dinner. Wednesday for dinner I went to a Mexican restaurant, liked the Tarco and spicy fried chicken. The Sangreta was good too. Had a tiny bit for breakfast the next day. Sunday now. Thursday I went back to Christchurch. Saturday I partied with Craig and Andy for their birthday. It was a great night. I had Tequila, Sambuca and punch. Good thing I don't get hangovers. Now going to work on sites. | |||
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Mitt Romney is the antichrist and we are all going to die. |
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it's Saturday for about 35 more minutes.
I think I went drinking Thursday, yes I did, Thirsty Thursday. It was not as cold as today. Oh after that I went to a drum and base gig. That's a rather random thing to suddenly remember. The gig was good. Tuesday I went to the doctor. Turns out I might be in a wheelchair for a couple of months. I just had an ear problem, should I tell people I was half deaf for a while and couldn't understand a word they're saying at certain times. It only happened when people were on my right-hand side. Started antibiotics Friday, because I was drinking Thursday. Sunday, 11:30 Yesterday I went out to Hine's. We chatted. She can predict what I am about to say sometimes, I am not sure if that's a good or scary thing. This week I finished off a product, gained a potential web design client. Which is good because I can use the income for a business venture. Going to Auckland on business Tuesday, then partying Saturday. A person asked me why are you so fucking awesome. OK it was myself. I said that it just comes naturally. Less than 100 hours before the wonderful Mitt Romney gets in and less than two months to go before the world is going to end and we all die. This means Mitt Romney's stupid critics will only have to endure him for two months. I don't know why anybody would not support Mitt Romney, it's beyond me. Hey, wait, is he the antichrist? Doesn't the bible say that a new leader will come of a different religion, then the world will end? He rules for seven years. God must have decided to speed up the process and make the leader a mormon. It makes sense now... ANTICHRIST 2012 | |||
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Local music, Pink concert, sites, gay marriage submission |
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It's Sunday.
Saturday I went to Steven's, then a kiwi music reunion concert. Why did I go? I am not entirely sure. I just ended up randomly buying tickets for some completely unknown reason. I spent almost the entire time dissecting the music into different tunes, that occupied me. It was an OK event. Then I went to Cruz. Apart from a particularly weird woman, I had a great time. I booked tickets to a Pink concert in July. It's in Sydney which is a bitch because that's expensive. Kind of good that it is months away, so I can manage my finances. I love Pink, I probably like her better than GaGa. I've acquired a great domain name for the Christchurch area. I'll develop that site next month along with another local site. Although I still haven't properly developed my local gay site since launching it in February. Maybe I can make improvements to that at the same time since will run off the same base as the Christchurch site. This is my (edited) submission on the marriage equality bill. I have never made a submission before. I suppose I could make a submission for all other issue I feel strongly about, except my views are usually the opposite of this government, so that may be pointless. I was going to include this on another blog but I don't feel like writing anymore on this entry, so to fill space, here it is. While I understand about religious arguments, let me point out that two atheists can freely get married in a registry office, this cannot be considered a solely religious institution. It is also important to note that marriage licenses are maintained by the government, not churches. Additionally the bible bans divorce, we got rid of that ban over half a century ago, we already don't enforce the biblical definition of marriage. There were men with multiple wives in the bible too. I have no plans to bring up all the mountains of other stuff in the bible that we don't enforce this would take too long. This bill also offers no changes on how churches conduct themselves, if two people of alternate sexualities want to get married, that's certainly no business of any church. I strongly believe that marriage licenses should be available to all consenting adults. Civil Unions were a good halfway step, but as long as a straight couple can get civil unioned or married, and a GLBT couple can only get civil unioned, there will still be some degree of inequality in the law. This is simply wrong. I am writing this submission simply because it is the right thing to do, I don't want to get married or civil unioned, being tied to one person is simply nonsense to me. However if other consenting adults want to do that through whatever means that they desire, it is not my business, or anybody else's. If we allow people of alternate sexualities to have the same privileges through civil unions, there is absolutely no logical reason why we cannot allow them to get married. I would like to be heard only if I can do so in Christchurch, thanks. | |||
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Web development and awards |
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| Yes, this is late again, this is becoming a habit. I had a web development emergency yesterday and knew I was going out Sunday night. Web development emergency? Fuck, I'm a nerd. So basically did web development all week apart from going to Danice's Friday night. Oh I also went out Saturday, that was a fucking pointless trip. Had a great time at Danice's. Getting a taxi home was a bit of a bitch though. The company sent a car, not a van which took fucking ages so I decided to phone a friend who works at the company to see if I could get a van, but a car came a few minutes later, and my chair is also not the easiest to fold down. Sunday night I went to Dress To Impress, I wasn't dressed to impressed. I was dressed. Be thankful. Not that I would turn up nude, I'd probably get arrested. Anyway I had a great time, mainly after the awards when the alcohol really kicked in!!! Also enjoyed Miss Mole on MC, funny stuff. If I was MCing an awards show I'd give myself LOTS of awards as a running gag. "Best MC", "Best Crippled MC", "Sexiest Man In A Wheelchair On Stage", "Sexiest Man Named Thane Pullan", "Opps, I've just shat out another award, it's for myself". This week I have more web development to do, and building a site, then a gig Saturday. | |||
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Computer issues and conspiracy theories |
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Yes, this is late, again. I've been busy today doing computer stuff.
I don't have anything to talk about so I will talk about that. I got a new hard drive put into my main computer and we hooked my VCR to my DVR so I can convert videos to digital format. I can't get my DVR to display any picture on the TV. Which is annoying, but workable, who needs a GUI anyway? It may be a graphics card issue, is there any Linux people out there? I have an additional time issue but a friend has directed me to articles so I can probably fix it myself. I have been meaning to upgrade that box for ages but I have other priorities. I finished one of the products that I was working on, now need to do some fixes for some others and work on the next one. Didn't go out, it's not pleasant going out in the cold. Had a drunken argument about the can cause of climate change instead. It's extremely well accepted in the scientific community that it is caused by CO2, there is no debate here. This been known for decades. I have been meaning to write about conspiracy theorists as they have been getting on my nerves lately, especially the "global warming is a hoax to force a one world government" crowd. By the way they have been going on about the one world government since the eighties. New World Order, where the bloody hell are ya??? At least this particular person believes in global warming, she just thinks that it's caused by something entirely fictional. | |||
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Sound Check and learning programming |
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It's Wednesday, arrived in Auckland Tuesday. I was planning to write some blogs but I can't really think of anything to write about. (Sunday edit: I wrote about The Zeitgeist Movement. Click here. I have been meaning to write about this for months and months. My views of The Zeitgeist Movement itself have changed quite a bit recently.)
Yesterday I arrived too early at the airport but occupied myself by having Burbon, Rum and wines at the Koru Lounge. Today I did offline business stuff. Apparently I'm going to be a car dealer for Sam, so I may interfere and try to get a better sales price for "TP Motors" If my name is on the business and I am getting a cut, it's in my best interest to lift revenue. The web site will be easy, I can just reuse the code I made for Sam and develop a design. I watched some of "My Kitchen Rules", what a fucking boring show! Why wasn't I doing something productive? Life is too short to watch food porn. Life is also too short not to watch actual porn, and have sex. Just saying! I guess that shit would be OK if you like food, but I don't, it's boring and not mentally stimulating. Saturday now. Last night I went to Sound Check, mainly to see Nero again. The last time I saw them was at the Big Day Out and I was extremely sleep deprived because I didn't sleep the night before. There were spellers but they weren't as annoying as other times. One guy kept spelling his name every time he saw me, ugh yeah I get it. Some of the guys and staff were quite overprotective of me, mixed feelings about that, I'm fine, just leave me to it. Feel free to give me Vodka though. Some girls did that, thanks! I started at the back of the crowd but decided to go up the front when Nero came on, why not? They were great, Rusko was too. I enjoyed Nero more though! Simply because I knew their music and I got to listen to my favourite song of theirs instead the venue, instead of outside like last time. It was a wicked night. Sunday now. Last night I went out for cocktails with Sam and his family. Enjoyed it. First time I had a Jager cocktail. Sam and I were going to the movies afterwards but Sam's car broke down, so we went to another pub and I had a Sambuca, then I fell out of my chair. I was not driving. I have finished the C# tutorial that I was going through. I may reread some of it before downloading some example code to work on. Maybe I will start with a very basic accessibility toolbar or a tray application for one of my advertising sites. I'll try to work on a few decent projects next year. I have quite a few web development projects to do when I get back, including finishing a product in the week ahead then working on the Christchurch Pride site again. Then creating a few more products in the coming weeks and finally launching my new local business next month, just before I go to Auckland again. Microsoft appears to have a pissy API for toolbars so I think that I will start with a tray notification application. I have enjoyed this trip. Going home tomorrow. Tuesday now, I am enjoying having a fast computer, unlimited internet and eye typing back. Although I did enjoy Auckland! Yesterday I learned about multi threading in C#, among other things. I'll try to create an application next month. Had a Brandy in the Koru Lounge on the way back to Christchurch. I forgot to mention this will be posted a few days late, oh well, fuck it. | |||
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Spellers and rhymes |
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I went out Saturday night; to Cruz and Steven's before. I had vodka and lime at Steven's. I like to have new drinks. Spellers were beyond annoying at Cruz, once one starts doing it, the people seeing it do it too. One person did it even after I spelt out "I can hear". Well first I tried spelling out "I have ears" but she didn't understand that. I wasn't in the mood for spellers for some strange reason. I do not like them on a boat, I do not like them while dissecting a goat. I do not like them on a train, I do not like them, do they have no brain? Yes I am just rhyming for the hell of it. I made a rhyme, is that a crime? I've lost track of where I was going with this. I wasn't going anywhere, that was an easy place to find. No that didn't make sense to myself either, but it sounded good, hopefully, meh fuck you if you don't like it.
I got up at twelve today. Now I have to work. I have to test a product, hopefully I'll launch it before I go away for a few days. I am going to a Nero concert and helping Sam with his business. I really need to focus on my business, and I am. I am just having capital problems, but I can work on products until that's sorted. | |||
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Subhumans and a few rants |
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Wednesday I went out to dinner with my parents, I had pizza.
Thursday night i went to a Subhumans concert with my brother. It was good, though I think that I enjoyed the first warm up act better. I don't even know the band's name, but I know they had a song "Everyone is a stupid cunt but me". Saturday, I went out with Hine, to a mall, it was a nice day, though I was very glad I was wearing a jacket. Two people commented that they thought (jokingly?) that we were having a race. This isn't a problem for me, however that is a stupid and unoriginal comment. See two people in wheelchairs; say that they're having a race. WTF. Taking it to another level, they wouldn't say this if they saw two regular people walking. Obviously it's their attempt at humour, fail! I imagine if this happened to me all the time, it would get old really really fast. This could explain why Hine was annoyed with it! Ah... So in conclusion, don't say it, it is not clever or original, if you want to say something in passing, try something intelligent, or just "How are you?". There's also some wheelchair sport they're looking for members in, electric wheelchair soccer, or something. Practice is at 10AM Sundays, so, fuck that. I get home at 4AM some Sundays, Even if practice was at a reasonable time, sounds fun, but I have better things to do with my time. Sport is generally unproductive as a society. computing is much more productive and mentally stimulating for me. Speaking of computing, I need to spend more time learning C#. I've done a tiny bit but not much. I'm also planning to focus more on scripting products in my business, which differs from what I said last week, but oh well. Plans are temporarily on hold until the start of November. I can use the time to learn and create products. | |||
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auckland, business, programming, move back |
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Tuesday I went to Auckland for business mentoring.
Wednesday was the session. It was a good one with good advisers, including an accountant. I need to get me one of those, mainly for advice, I can maintain my own books. Anyway I should be starting a local web hosting company next week, I was going to sell a shopping cart script, but that will come later. This business is primarily to start building an income, I'll do other things. I'm actually thinking of learning a programming language (or two) and creating accessibility software. There is nothing that I particularly like for Windows 7. Even the one on XP has massive bugs and companies generally don't provide adequate updates. This will be a lot of work and I'm not sure if it will be worth it monetary wise, but if I need it myself maybe it's worth developing. Above Thursday, below Sunday. Maybe I'll learn programming and do some easier projects before accessibility software. Thursday I got up early and wrote then went straight to the airport because plans fell through. I wandered around the airport, went to the international terminal etc, and all around outside, there was nothing else to do. Friday I had no sleep which was a fucker because I was moving back home and needed my wits about me because my systems were being setup. Oh well. The important stuff got done. Because I was sleep deprived I didn't go out. Had a good time Saturday night anyway. Oh yeah I fell out of my chair Wednesday after business mentioning, I wasn't driving. | |||
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Reflections and Economics |
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I'm in a rather strange mood, been reflecting life, been reflecting on the intelligence of humanity (or lack of), been reflecting on the way other people see things due to their own ignorance and general lack of understanding on how things work. What seems completely obvious to me may not occur at all to another person so their perception of things is impacted. I am not sure what I am trying to say. Perhaps this would sound better to a person that is interested in the human mind. Take this example right here, you could interpret this as me bashing the human race yet again, or me just making observations about how the human mind works and trying to understand people's perceptions better. What does this mean in the long term? Probably nothing. I am who I am. I do reflect on life to time to time, It mostly comes to nothing. I ponder things. My brain never stops working. I like to analyze, everything really. What is the point of writing about this? I don't know, what is the point of writing about anything? To share my opinions. OK so why is it important for people to know my opinions? Well it's not only the sharing of the opinions but also to create humour. OK you could ask why do I feel the need to do that; because it gives me joy. You could go into further detail, but let's not do that. Do I sound more insane or less? Serious question. I don't think that I have a point. I am just putting ideas out there, because I am in that sort of mood.
Monday I had drinks with Danice, that was good. Saturday I went to a talk on economical thinking by Steve Keen. A few interesting things were brought to my attention. Economists nowadays use backwards thinking and view things from an overly simplistic way. Their economical models only work with most factors staying the same and are ineffective at predicting anything. This holds true because in 2007 the OECD economists were predicting great growth with Europe leading the way. The result was recession and Europe is fucked and they are now practicing austerity, which will be an absolute failure. It's also that most economists are arrogant, don't acknowledge that there models can be flawed and advise governments with flawed thinking. Governments go along with it because they trust the economists. The problem is their models are too simplistic and they don't treat economics like a science. There models lack complexity and do not factor in enough information. It was an eye opener. I look at myself, then look at the world. That's comforting. | |||
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No sleep, sick dog, outings |
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Well I had had no sleep and the dog is sick, so yeah not the best day.
Few hours later: Just found out it's a gut infection, not a stroke. So that's good. Wednesday I went out with mum, dad and mum's friends. Hmmmm, that was interesting. Lunch was good though. I had, I don't remember what the fuck I had, sweet and sour pork, baked potato, something else, and ice cream. It was the Garden City Restaurant, or something like that. Saturday I went out with my sister her partner. We went to Gorilla, I had two sets lamb snacks and apple crumble, also a taste of various things, and wine. After that I drank and watched some episodes of Extras then went to Cruz. A person was angrily shouting gay slurs at the bar from across the street, I'm betting he's secretly gay. Someone asked me for my age, I started to spell, someone guessed a few years younger so I went with that, sure, why not? Anyway it was a rather weird night, but almost always is LOL. | |||
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i have a cold and other random crap |
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I have a cold, I didn't go out last night. Partly because of the cold, partly because meh. So I don't have anything specific to talk about.
On the business side I restored a site's design. The graphics files were damaged so I managed to get a copy from archive.org and a random mirror of the site. I will probably change the content and I need to make a new logo. I also need to do more script development. So I am bored and uninspired this blog entry. My footplate broke, we hooked it up with wire. My van also needs fixing. I got Sky Tuesday afternoon. Freeview is not working but who cares? I can get the programmes I watch online anyway I am just moaning about random things for something to write about. So how are you? I don't care. What do you want me to write about? List topics and I'll write about them when I have nothing else to write about. This assumes my insight is so great, you would actually want to hear my opinions, and it is, so start fucking suggesting topics. Neil Armstrong died. One small step in the grave... I just looked through my facebook feed and am thoroughly disappointed that none of my nutty conspiracy theory friends are claiming that the moon landing was a hoax. | |||
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Temporarily relocated, birthday drinks and dance party |
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Yes, this is late again. I have temporarily relocated and didn't have internet until today. Hopefully it's Monday.
Yes it is Monday, had to get a new router before I could access the internet. DVR and Sky are the only things that I am waiting for, hopefully tomorrow. It's a beautiful place and has a spa I might have to use. Saturday I moved in then got quite shit faced at my birthday celebrations, Thanks to everyone that came. To those that came after I left. I did clearly state that I would be drinking *afterwards* and put an end time. So??? I thought that was pretty self explanatory. That is one of my problems, what I think is self explanatory isn't to everyone else. This is particularly frustrating in business when people request manuals for my scripts. I can't understand why they need manuals, things should be self explanatory. Why on earth would I put an end time if I had no intention of leaving then, this makes entirely no sense to me. Thanks for trying though! Anyway it was a good night. No drinking before the dance party, yeah that didn't work out, at all. I had three Vodkas and two shots. In my defense two drinks were free. Thanks Alex for the double Vodka and some random guy for the Tequila! After that me and Craig went to Steven's and then to a dance party. While there Allen gave me a shot. Cheers! Did I do anything before Saturday? ... ... ... No. Well if I did, I can't fucking remember. I did get some equipment to trial, that's all. | |||
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Wellington 2012 |
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Oh that's right I still have a blog to do.
It's my birthday. Meh. Apparently from 27, your body is slowly dying. Yes I'm such a positive person. Least I still look good. Thursday I went out for lunch with mum and dad for mum's birthday. Also Sam came down. Friday I saw Kenny Rodgers, it was a great show. So last week I tried a communication device. I am unsure it's good for computer access, but for typing, it's OK. It doesn't predict very well but that would improve in time. It's OK as a communication device and for general typing. I'll try to type some blogs on it tomorrow. I went to Wellington Saturday, I was in the middle of a server move before I left but luckily everything appears to be fine. I am back up and running again. We went to a gin cocktail party, that was good but I don't like gin, I know that now. It's OK, prefer vodka or tequila. Also had mini sausages and some mini lemon cakes. After that we went out for dinner, had some beef and lamb, also some pear for dessert. Then we went clubbing for an hour. Couldn't find a gay bar. I thought public was a gay bar but obviously I just recognized the name from One of Justin Sane's events, either that or just randomly thought that public was a gay club. By chance Justin Sane was playing, saw him two or three weeks ago. Sunday we went to the Wetta Workshop, found it small and pathetic really. Can't stand Peter Jackson, mainly because he's popular and everyone likes him. I have never seen most of his movies and have no desires to. We then dropped by Sam's relatives, and went out to lunch with one, I had an ostrich patty, never had that before, was quite nice. A very short trip to Te Papa was next, I wasn't really interested and thought it was crap. Although we arrived at the "Drinks Based On Charles Dickons" early so we could have had more time at Te Papa, I was slightly annoyed but eh, we didn't check the times properly. The drinks were good, I didn't finish the gin one. We then went out to dinner, It was pricey but we got a free dessert as a special deal which we took home and had for breakfast the next day. We visited Sam's relatives again. I had peppermint tea, just because it was offered and to try something new. It was OK, felt weird in my stomach but maybe I was just too full. Monday (today as I'm writing this, posting Tuesday) we went back to Christchurch. I really wasn't going to have any alcohol from the Koru Lounge but Sam talked me into having some cider, I didn't take much convincing, funny that. Now, definitely no more alcohol, until Saturday when I have every intention of getting absolutely shit faced. Tuesday Comments Wheelchair access to the hotel was quite crap, fine if you like almost pitch black lifts, I almost felt like meditating. The first time going up was really fucking slow because Sam went up with me. So we didn't use it for almost the entire trip. We either took the chair upstairs, I walked upstairs and to my room, then another time I was drunk from gin and decided it would be fun and easier to go to my room on a luggage trolley. Should I be ashamed? Fuck off, whatever is easier I say. I don't care if people stare, not my concern, it was a laugh. The second time Sam didn't go up with me so it was faster. I'd be fucked if I took my electric wheelchair. Actually we had a car to my surprise so it was fucking lucky i didn't bring my electric wheelchair. I am currently thinking of doing a site dedicated to accessible businesses. A women in my business mentoring group had a very similar idea. I am not stealing it, or maybe I am. My experience inspired me to do it. I have loads of other shit to do first, thn Hine may work on it with me. I am sure we can co exist with the lady from the business mentoring. Not much to report on the business side. Once this week is done I will have plenty of time to focus on product development. | |||
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A rather food oriented week in Auckland |
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Tuesday I came up to Auckland. Had a fucking work emergency just before I left but luckily nothing fucked up while I was gone so that's great!
Wednesday we went to Auckland restaurant month launch party. Surprisingly I had a good time! I very much enjoyed the little pork burger and the duck susuage. Oddly enough I hated duck last time I tried. Desert and ground floor food was good to. Also tried four wines and had a cider, first time I tried pear cider. It was a great night. Thursday we went to a Big Boys Toys talk, they were trying to sign up people who want to show their crap. Friday we went to the Food Show, we got free tickets. Basically it involved lots of free samples etc. There was also free alcohol! My favourite was the Honey Liquar. My birthday is coming up hint hint. Nah I have tons of alcohol already. Geez I say that like you can have enough. Fuck I have had enough alcohol this week, not going out this Saturday night. Anyway I also liked trying the youghets and ice creams. Oh and the lemon based energy drink was also nice. Had a shit ton of coffee too, well maybe not a shit ton. Define a shit ton. TON OF SHIT! Hmmmm After the food show I went to a friend's house. Saturday (today) I went home. Sam is going back tomorrow. Did manage to do my blogs, posting tomorrow. (which is actually today) I am trying a new communication device next week. Not sure how that will interfere with my work schedule. Like I said things will hopefully die down so I can focus on work in the second half of this month. Next post will be three to four days late because I am in Wellington. | |||
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Cars, Casino, Justin Sane, Future Plans |
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I guess I should blog some before I go out this Saturday night. Going to a Justin Sane gig, I quite like his name LOL!
Thursday Sam dropped off a car for me to sell on his behalf. We went to the casino. I was grumpy and didn't gamble. Well we didn't go to the roulette tables. I am not playing games that I can't properly assess the and calculate a good risk. Also you don't know if those electronic roulettes are rigged. Since I am flying a lot, I'm aiming to focus on getting more airpoints. Hopefully it will make my life SLIGHTLY more cost efficient. Friday Talk Link came over to talk about the trial of the eye gaze device. It looks good, the word prediction software is an improvement over what I am currently using and should make my life easier. I am not convinced that it's good for computer accessibility but hopefully I am wrong. The trial is August 6th, am excited. If I get the new eye gaze system it means that I can ditch XP. Not much progress on my local venture, I progressed a software a bit and started on the site's design. Feedback is in, it fucking sucks. I'll progress the site some more and maybe get a designer in. I do genuinely fucking suck at design, I am really not suffering from low self esteem, I'm a realist. I am a backend coder and businessman, not a designer. I am also delaying because I don't have start up funds yet and am away a lot until the second half of August, I'll be back to a regular work schedule then too! Apart from a few short trips over the next few months for concerts and business. Shame that I won't see Sam as much.. My other venture is going OK, got a product out yesterday and I will hopefully do another one before I go to Auckland Tuesday. Then launch a site to sell the products the next week and work on more products. I know I've neglected my other blogs. I'll do a few posts in Auckland next week. I'm also seeing one of my business mentors. See, it's a business trip again. Don't hassle me I am away on business! I am also working on the weekend to make up for lost time. Planned blog posts: Making fun of ridiculous anti gay marriage arguments. China floods and why the chinese government is partly to blame. Moronic Americans and guns. Why people leading the anti smoking crusade in New Zealand are idiots, and why the people defending smoking are idiots too. This is all for now Sunday update. Justin Sane was good, my drunken mind was all over the show, this is not necessarily a bad thing, I quite like thinking when I am drunk. Random thoughts Am I best utilizing my intellectual and creative abilities by being a web developer and businessman? Should I work in the science/research field instead? Regarding being creative, I've always wanted to create TV shows. (although TV is rather considered old school, there's other forms of media) There's still time, I can work on building wealth and at 35 assess my life. I might get stem cell treatment and fund a series, that would be great. Perhaps sort out being frozen upon death too. Apparently you can do such a thing through a life insurance policy so the money builds up over a 30 year period. I've research this. My goals fully depend of my success. Oh and children? They're a needless expense until my other goals are reached. Time to conserve money and build wealth through intellectual means. Normal people settle down with someone with a kid or two. This takes up their time and money. If I decide to have kids sooner, there is absolutely no reason why I need to be an active participate in their life. Hell, I'd be following in my birth father's footsteps, I've never met him. Only difference is this would be a completely calculated decision. A visit now and then would be good though. I have very different priorities, which is good, it's good to have goals and be driven. Lucky for me, my partner is even tighter than me, that rules out having to buy him crap etc. I am not sure why I am talking about kids, my non-death and other stuff. Things have been on my mind recently. | |||
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Another Auckland trip |
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i am back from Auckland, it's Monday. Sorry about not posting yesterday and by sorry I mean fuck you I will do what I want. Was going to blog in my time away but I had a crappy laptop that kept crashing, so I decided to spend the whole time updating Windows and installing anti-virus and a registry cleaner so it should run super the next trip, apart from being as slow as a right winger's brain. Sam is crying about the bandwidth I used but I did offer to download anything for him, he refused, I'd download twice as much data as I used, how economical and generous is that? I should receive a medal I tell ya! I have unlimited bandwidth, it effects me fuck all.
Wednesday Sam came down, Thursday we went to Auckland. Friday I think we went to the mall and some dark restaurant for dinner, we had meat and bread. Oh phone died, so sorry if you text me and I didn't reply, unless I don't like you then I am not. I have no idea who has text me. I am getting a new battery tomorrow, then hopefully it will work again. I could just buy a new phone, but fuck that, a battery is cheaper. There's no point me having a voice operated phone etc. Maybe it can interface with a new eye gaze tablet I hope to get. Though knowing me I'd just make each one talk dirty to each other. Saturday we went to the SkyTower, Sam took pictures, I am going to use a picture of the CBD for my site, technically it's a business trip! We had scones and cake at the revolving restaurant, then we went to the casino. Sam won about $7.50, yeah he's rich. I came out even with two bets. I should have gambled more with my method which really just is guesswork odds really. Bad method, but eh. Sunday we went and saw The Dark Knight Rises, fuck that was such a stupid movie. I couldn't understand why Batman didn't just stab Bane in the skin in the first fight scene. IT WAS UNPROTECTED, ARE YOU A FUCKING MORON??? If you didn't have something to stab him with at least give him a dead arm! What kind of moron loses his wealth? What kind of moron wears armor with big chunks of his skin unprotected? The characters were so moronic. Perhaps it wanted to reflect reality. Popcorn and Coke were the best part of the movie. Monday (today) we went back to Christchurch. I am going back to Auckland Sunday. Tuesday (really today, am I confusing you?) Got a new battery for my phone. Hopefully it works for three more years. | |||
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Auckland, Ladyhawke, Shapeshifter, Cruz |
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A very disappointing coding week, I'll do better next week and hopefully launch some products. Meh I did say holidays were excluded from work and did spend an entire days at a group mentoring session.
Tuesday I went to Auckland, the fucking taxi company sent a car to the airport instead of a cab. Since I took my electric wheelchair, that was useless. The cab driver did offer to lift my electric wheelchair into the boot. Ummmmmmm yeah, firstly it wouldn't fit, secondly good luck trying to lift it. Of course we refused, but I did find it amusing. An hour and a half later a van showed up, not so amused. Decent service after that though. Wednesday I went to the group mentoring session. I spent the first two to three hours typing stuff out, I can type and listen at the same time, I am good at multi-tasking. I lost interest when a lady from Work Bridge came and spoke. I couldn't apply for their funding anyway, so what was the point of me paying attention? Went on Facebook, the people did say we could do whatever if we got bored. We did a behavioral assessment, apparently I am controlling and promoting, I don't really see the promoting side. Although perhaps I am through this blog and Facebook. I don't really talk to actual people, especially about work, maybe Sam when he asks. I tend to say whatever I want to people and fuck them off, which is how I like it, and the reason why I need to hire customer service people when I can afford it. I did notice many people were passionate about their business. I however am a money whore doing it for the money. Also I get bored and depressed if I don't occupy my mind with something, I quite like scripting and programming but I wouldn't call it a passion. Thursday I went home and saw Ladyhawke in Christchurch. I wish that I had someone to feed me alcohol; a girl did feed me some V and Beer. Met a guy from Denmark studying environmental economics, whatever the fuck that is. He was very much into the environment, which was good. He was concerned about global warming, as am I. Ladyhawke was good. I am seeing Shapeshifter tonight. Shapeshifter was good, I got up the front, just for something to do really LOL. I tried entering the after party, but couldn't because didn't have tickets, I thought I would try my luck anyway, so I went to Cruz. Had a good time there. | |||
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Nights and work. |
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Saturday was supposed to be blogging time but I needed to make up work because I missed about two hours yesterday. Oh well, it's still pretty good.
I still have about two hours of blogging before I go out. Thursday I went out with Craig, first to Pomeroy's, I watched the guys play pool and fuseball, actually I couldn't see the ball on the fuseball table, but their losing reactions was quite funny. No idea what the appeal of pool is, but a cute guy ended up playing. No idea why humans find playing with balls so amusing, well depending about what kind of balls they are. Playing with balls just seems so unproductive to me. I know what you are thinking "Cripple only hates sport because he can't play it" SHUT UP! I find wheelchair sports so boring and pointless too. I have no idea why I have launched into a rant about sport. Anyway after Pomeroy's we went to The Monday Room to see Danice. We couldn't get a fucking taxi. Gold Band provided one though. I will now call them first whenever I need one, which is not often. Possibly I will need one next Saturday for a Shapshifter concert. Had a few conversations at The Monday Room, a guy wouldn't stop talking slow to me, I found him highly amusing. I really should stop using people who treat me differently as a way to entertain myself, but what else am I meant to do? Oh then we went to Cruz. It was a fun night. I finally sorted out my eye typing problems. it has been working perfectly for three weeks. Apparently it doesn't like it when you remove layouts if they're still linked in the software. So I removed the links to some layouts and had no further problems. Yay I am a genius! I will be trying a new eye typing system in August. This one is not compatible with 64 bit Windows. Sunday now, last night I was drinking at Steven's and Cruz. I got thinking about the Bible, why did God kill every first born instead of just killing the pharaoh? This is at best terribly inefficient, at worse, just plain ridiculous. Anyway a woman offered to "root" me at Cruz, I declined of course. I saw some friends and got they shouted me many many drinks, too many. Cheers Shannon and Craig. Very busy week next week, I have got to go to Auckland for my upcoming business and I have two concerts in Christchurch. Boring work part, written Saturday. I've stuck to my schedule, minus Friday but I did make up the hours today. I didn't launched the two products I was planning to but one is in the testing phase, the second product is virtually the same product with a few modifications, so that's good! I've coded most of the modifications already. Regarding my local business; I've started the shopping cart software and I expect it to be ready by mid August, that's good. I saw someone selling shopping cart products on trademe for about $1,800 so if I can compete in that market that would certainly make me happy. I've coded most of the frontend, I only have the affiliate system to go. I have started designing a site to sell designs. I am stuck on it because I am a shit designer. Thank fuck I will be getting other people to design clients' sites. I'll seek advice about it next week in Auckland. | |||
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Couldn't really think of anything comical to say this week, sorry |
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| saturday Today I went to Hine's, tonight I am going out. That's basically my week. Was good to see her, we brought groceries, well she did. I looked at liquor prices even though I have heaps and had no intention of buying anything, hey I wanted to compare prices. For no good reason. Saturday night I arrived rather late at the L.V.C tour but meh I was on the cider before so I didn't care. It was not a big night, but it was cheap LOL. I do need to conserve money for business projects, trips and Shapshifter on the 15th. Regarding business, an old reseller came back, now I have three, things are looking up. I start my new local business venture tomorrow. Top priorities are creating the shopping cart script and a site to sell designs, the script and other services. I'll spend ten hours per week on each task. Starting income goal of $2,500 per month, this does not include income from my international business. I really want to focus on building multiple income streams. My second local venture could be dropshipping. Hopefully in six months my income will be very different. Looks like I am going to Auckland three times in two months and Wellington in August. I have been watching Question Time for two weeks, and it has me wondering again; how could New Zealand elect such incompetent fools. Have you heard them speak? Seriously! These people have zero business running a country and it's a tragedy that they were elected, let alone reelected. They frequently say shit that can be proven wrong very easily. It's embarrassing. I've been researching Cerebral Palsy and apparently higher than average intelligence is common with Athetold Cerebral Palsy, I never knew that. I wonder why that it. Also apparently our muscles age faster due to involuntarily moving constantly. This is a concern, I'll seek medical advice in about 20 years. The medical world will be so different then, who knows what solutions/rollbacks they will have. Of course this could be irrelevant because the climate could destroy us all due to global warming, who knows? Hopefully not. | |||
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Will be blogging about business more |
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Saturday, the week so far:
Today I went out to lunch with my parents. Weekly recap done... Nice burgers at the Herewood Tavern. even though I only had the beef and bacon inside. I am going to ramble about progress on my business here weekly since it's technically required of my mentoring program. However if you really don't like it, feel free to fuck off, I don't care. I really don't want to start another blog and be boring and business like on it, that's not me. Don't know if this is an appropriate place for my business blogs, oh well OK, I was going to completely start doing it July 1st. However I thought I'd email a few designers to see if they're interested in doing some work, got a positive response from one. Business Tip #1, don't pay sites to advertise for people, if you already know them, I guess that's fucking obvious. Launched a product this week. I hope to launch about four by August. My hours from July will be 11-4 NZ business, 4-9 international business which is what I am working on now until the specific hours start. Hours exclude when I'm away. Weekends be spent blogging and some business here and there. Breaks for meals obviously included with the hours, maybe some TV as background noise, especially if I don't care about the program. I was going to work on my core customer backend first, but I think that I will get a basic site up first to sell web designs then work on the backend products and eventually add to the backend products and add services like marketing etc. Next day: Going to a food and drink festival in Wellington in August, except we are going to a few drink events, which suits me fine. I imagine i'll be extremely bored at the food events. I was going to go a few days earlier so I had to abandon that trip and go later because Kenny Rodgers is coming to Christchurch and I'm going to that. Last night I went to Cruz, had a great time. Some random guy was patting me on the head from behind, that was bizarre. My other blogs will resume in July. Saturdays will be spent blogging. | |||
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Work, Rugby, Elysium Fields, Taxi Rant |
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Fuck, has it only been a week since GaGa? Sometimes time flys, other times, not so much. I am still working on the product I hoped would be finished two weeks ago. Oh well, crap always takes longer. Every day closer to a stable product I can sell. I am looking forward to finally starting a new product next week. I hope that the global economy doesn't die as soon as I start to get somewhere.
Tonight I am watching rugby with Steven, I have zero interest in rugby, I just thought that it was a convenient way to get pissed without going out and getting home at 4 in the morning. I will do that next week. Next day (Sunday) Yeah I am not sure going off into a drunken dream world and looking at the TV occasionally to see that the scores were different counts as watching rugby. I had no idea of the events that changed the scores half the time, and I wasn't really interested. I was on the Whisky, I was happy. Friday night I did go out; to Elysium Fields Presents: Engel Der Nacht. It was a great night; good friends, good music, good burbon, good wine. It was good to see David, Shannon, Alex, Mike etc. It was great to party to a different style of music. Fantastic night! Couldn't get a taxi home, Mike was nice enough to take me. We managed to shove my manual wheelchair in the back of his car. I am appalled that I couldn't get a taxi despite being wheelchair taxis on the road. Taxis would rather take drunken groups of seven rather than wheelchair passengers. I understand that they make more money off groups. However understand this: Understand that I couldn't give a flying fuck about their profits. Understand that drunken groups can take multiple cabs. Understand that I do not have that option. Understand that denying me a ride when you have the ability to take me is simply discrimination. Understand that if I was in my electric wheelchair I'd be totally screwed. Understand that if you treat disabled people like this it discourages them from going out and living life. Understand that this is not the first time this has happened to me and I am pissed and will complain. It probably will do fuck all good but oh well. | |||
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GaGa 2012 and business stuff |
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Sunday night I got really really pissed at a GLBT dance party with Craig. He was offering Tequila shots, I had too many and knew it. Eh, it was fun! Mixed bag of music I thought, some good tracks though.
Monday I had to recover, I even took a nap which I never do normally. I was tired and clearly wasn't going to do anything productive. I felt much better after. Tuesday Sam came down from Auckland. Wednesday we were supposed to go up to Auckland but because of the cunting stupid snow that didn't happen. I hate snow. We waited in the Koru lounge until after lunch. I decided to have a cider and wine, because it was free. Another free cider Thursday. Arrived in the airport at 9, finally got to Auckland at 6. Had dinner supplied by the Pullman Hotel and a burbon. Then went to a Lady GaGa concert, got there just before GaGa came on. Oh on the way Sam's car got rear ended. That sucked. The concert was great, not as good as the one in 2010 but still excellent. She's weird and uplifting, I am very glad that I went. Friday we went back to Christchurch. I decided to have a coffee on the plane since I didn't visit the Koru Lounge, technically I could have got one at the hotel but eh, had orange and pineapple juice instead. Sam went home after dropping me off. Saturday night I drank whisky at Steven's, took a break from clubbing this week, perhaps I'll do this more. This has definitely been a high alcohol week, back to the normal rate next week. I have been accepted into an business mentoring program which I am in two minds about whether I actually need it. On the one hand I now have clear goals and are highly motivated, on the other hand I haven't been successful for the past five years. (my primary industry got over saturated and died off, my top reseller stopped exclusively selling my products and then moved on to an offline business a few years ago, plus several other ventures went sour, I never modernized the businesses to keep up with changes in the industries) Considering the early days, I can't help but be appalled about where I am, my own fault really. So you now know the story of my failings. I will turn things around. This month I will work hard on products and sites to sell them. Next month I will start to balance my current business with my new business. Will do about 20 hours per week each. Some work will cross over. My new business will consist of mainly outsourcing (eventually including support) and web hosting. Outsourcing doesn't leave room for profits but I will sell my own backend for client's sites and make money that way. Plus there's monthly income from web hosting and mark up on outsourcing, I will have to take marketing costs into consideration and get a good balance for the profits. Perhaps I can also offer marketing services for clients. I learned from a friend that some business mentors are shit and don't recommend businesses use technology like websites etc so perhaps there's an untapped market there. Yes I fully realize the irony of complaining about business mentors while being accepted into a business mentoring program. Part of the program is getting a website established so my criticisms clearly don't apply. Perhaps I'll diversify my local businesses too. Then again on my private facebook profile I practically said that the NZ economy is fucked and I should focus internationally. This directly conflicts with this. Oh well, I will still be running my international business too. Also apparently I am supposed to keep a blog on my business progress. Not really that keen on the idea personally, we'll see. As for my other blogs, they're taking a back seat at the moment, perhaps I will schedule time to do them weekly. Busy seven months ahead. Time to turn things around. Oh monthly trips are continuing; Auckland again next month and Wellington around my birthday. | |||
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Looking ahead to GaGa and beyond. |
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Bah, I don't want to do this, work to do.
Wednesday I had dinner with the family and was shouted a few wines. I think I prefer Vodka. The wines were pretty easy to drink, comparatively. Although the advantage of ordering wine is there is no danger of the bartender mistakenly filling my bottle right up with soft drink. Saturday night I went to Steven's and Cruz. Someone sat on my tray LOL. People were also putting their hands against my headrest. I wondered who why I could see a hand above me. Lucky my chair wasn't turned on otherwise I would have gone flying into the crowd, yeah don't do that, ever! Thursday I went to the doctor and had blood tests. I really don't know why I bothered getting blood tests. I know it's just a non serious thing and is taken care of. Going to Auckland next week to see Lady GaGa, I am more excited to see Sam, seen her before. Well I've seen Sam before many more times than I've seen Lady GaGa. I'm not sure of my point. I have no point. This paragraph really isn't going anywhere. What was I saying? Oh yeah going to Auckland to see Sam. I am sure that GaGa will be great too. I swear I am not drunk as I write this, I wish I was. I am just writing in my own funny style, well I think it's funny, I don't give a flying fuck if you do. I am going out tonight too, which fucks up my work progress a bit. Oh well things are getting done. A bit slower than I would like but I am pleased, finally, well not exactly pleased with my progress, but things are coming together and have a plan for the immediate future, I hope it works out. I am also thinking of another project. I have a good vision of things now, that's what I need. | |||
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Budget, My Week, Earthquakes |
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It was the forth National Party budget this week. Their strategy seems to be taxing the poorest members of society more. Because that will help the deficit and stimulate the economy; taxing the poorest members of society more. Give the poor less to spend and the economy will BOOM! YAYYYYYY! Anyone who knows anything about economics knows the exact opposite is true! This government is sabotaging our economic prosperity. I do support the tax changes to people who own holiday home though. However New Zealand's economic potential remain well and truly fucked. We have a growth problem and a revenue problem. This does absolutely fuck all to solve them, in fact it will make matters worse, especially on the growth problem. Less growth = Less revenue. Do you really think that the economy will grow if the people who actually spend money have less to spend? You're a complete fucking idiot if you do.
Thursday night I went out with Danice, to a lesbian night at a bar. I had mixes and someone brought me a Tequila shot. The guy still assumed that I was drinking water even after the shot. Hehe. It was a fun night. Saturday I saw Hine, we didn't go out. We were going to go to a pub, but decided it was too cold. So we just had a natter. Saturday night I had a very strong Tequila at Steven's and Vodka at Cruz. I do consider myself a very spiritual person, only in a very different way than the normal context. Girls were on my arms all night, I was miles away in my head, I don't know where exactly, various places. I like being in my own zone. I wasn't there enough, I was distracted, and not by the girls. Almost got through the night without someone putting a drink on my tray and it was done just to wind me up and "so you can moan about it on your blog". Well I am not moaning, I am writing on events as they happen, so ha! Two earthquakes this week. I'm extremely unphased by them. However it was a weird feeling when it happened when I was dancing to my favourite trance track. Mainly they're just an interruption. Other people feel very differently. Earthquakes are a "meh" experience for me. Meh. It happens. Meh. | |||
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Random Rambles/TV/TheYoungTurks/Cruz |
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It's Saturday
I said that I was going to blog more, yeah that didn't happen, but I worked on products though so I am pleased and feel accomplished. I have got a similar week ahead. I have nothing to say so this will probably be a short entry unless I randomly ramble about something which is pretty unlikely because I can't be fucked and really can't think of anything to ramble about. If I ramble about current events would it be better suited to one of my other blogs? I have too many blogs and not enough time to write. People still seem to enjoy BeyondFucked.com even though I think I write complete crap with no actual substance half the time. I like offering substance to my readers. Also, do I write the same crap over and over again on this blog? It does seem that way. Also, do I write the same crap over and over again on this blog? It does seem that way. Also, do I write the same crap over and over again on this blog? It does seem that way. OK that was a cheap joke, but I am cheap. Also, do I write the same crap over and over again on this blog? It does seem that way. So what did I do this week? Um...um... watched TV. NCIS fucking sucked, the whole episode didn't make sense, so fuck that show. Gibbs gets shot then wasn't. What the hell was that about? Worst episode ever. Oh crap I've missed CSI Las Vagas, who cares? I can still catch House on TV3+1. I've started watching TheYoungTurks daily on YouTube, it's a great progressive show in the US. It also has a TV show on the "current" network. We don't get that network. We do get Fox News, fuck that. This is probably no interest to anybody. Do I care? Absolutely not. Haha I've probably bored most of you. Good! Sunday now Last night I went to Cruz. i had the usual spellers and people resting their hands on my tray, they get a surprise when I move it. Either there's nothing more noteworthy about the night or I can't remember, it is probably a combination. I had a good time anyway. | |||
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I'm not a drunk |
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Had a nice busy week but first
This is a ridiculous paragraph: I'm not a drunk, for the record! I drink maybe once or twice a week, many people drink much more. Apparently I'm heavily knowing for my drinking, I don't really care. I prefer to be known for my intellect and good looks, but whatever. I talk about drinking constantly, but that is because most of my outings involve drinking. I'm a homebody and most of the time I go out I drink, it's that simple. Call me a drunk, see if I care. Well obviously I do otherwise I wouldn't be writing this, but you get the point. To be fair I do drink far more when Sam's around; he's a bad influence, or maybe I am? It's probably me. I am going to blog more, but please excuse me if issues are a few weeks or months old. Yeah I suck at some things, oh well, move on! Monday I had an assistive technology meeting and then went to my brother's rugby league fund raiser. I had some Vodka and wine. I also got a bottle of wine. Definitely don't have a shortage of alcohol, which only proves I don't drink enough to go through my collection. HA! Wednesday I went to a rainbow Labour branch meeting. I got there late, opps! It was informative. Saturday I went to Steven's, a house party and Cruz. I had a fantastic night catching up with friends. | |||
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David Guetta 2012 |
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Wednesday I went to Auckland. It took us about two hours to get to the apartment because Sam had a so-called short cut which had the opposite effect. It was a free ride from the airport, so who cares? After KFC I saw a friend, we drank wine.
Thursday I did fuck all really until I met a friend for a drink before going to a David Guetta concert, had a great time, I was pissed! Friday we went to lunch, the beef was incredibly small. I wish that I had a magnifying glass so I could have taken it out for comic effect. Also why do they fill wine glasses 30%? It's an extreme waste of space. FILL MOST OF THE FUCKING GLASS OR GIVE US SMALLER ONES!!! After lunch I had McDonalds at the airport, then some snacks on the plane, then something when I got home. Also on Friday I watched TVNZ 7, enjoy that network while you can, the nats are cutting funding for it. Well I didn't enjoy it, The Best Of Breakfast was on. If that was the best of it, I'd surely hate to see the non highlights of it. People always complain that Petra is annoying, surely it's a competition between the two. It was about students paying more and allowances being cut. What a load of fucking shit. Young people are already pissing off to Australia in large numbers. This will not help things. Unfuckingbelievable. AND LET'S SUCK EDUCATED PEOPLE WHO TYPICALLY EARN HIGHER WAGES OUT OF THE TAX BASE TOO! YAYYYYYY! I AM SERIOUSLY SICK OF THIS SHIT! I had a great time in Auckland catching up with mates, and Sam. I drank a lot of wine and cider. kSaturday I went to Steven's and Cruz. Cruz was good apart from the constant stream of annoying people. First a guy left a drink on my tray and I gave him a nasty look and he promptly took it off. I only gave him a look for the fun of it really. Two or three other people left drinks on my tray, it was definitely the night for it. Also this guy was spelling, and spelling, and spelling, I had no idea what he said most of the time. He did spell out "party" ten times in a row. I was actually debating with myself whether to be annoyed or laugh at the guy. | |||
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Too many Jagers |
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It's Sunday
I went to Craig's Friday, had too much Jager, I think I drank than what everybody had combined, they only had 1-3 each, or perhaps they were double glasses... I drank the combined equivalent. That was a bad idea, it was fucking fun though. Definitely sticking to my limits for a while. Losing count of my drinks is really bad. I think that I had less than two hours sleep. Saturday I caught up with Hine and went for a walk, well technically a ride. That night I went to Tim's for a few hours. I had a few things on but I wasn't really in the partying mood. Quiet drinks are energy conserving, and low cost! I'll make it up at David Guetta in Auckland on Wednesday! No new other blog entries, yes I'm a slack bastard. I know you all miss me abusing republicans and the RWNJs (right wing nut jobs) in New Zealand. I'm a proud LWNJ which is rare as most people on the left are sane, unlike the majority of the right. Do I push my political views too much? Yes? Good! Anyway don't count on any other blog posts this week. I have Auckland and work to do. And now for an unnecessary rant. WHY ARE WE SPENDING OVER A MILLION DOLLARS ON A TEMPORARY CATHEDRAL WHEN THE STREETS OF CHRISTCHURCH ARE STILL PRETTY FUCKED? IT'S INSANE! FIX THE STREETS FIRST. THEN WHY NOT TRY FIXING THE HOUSING SITUATION? The money would be better spent elsewhere, regardless of who is funding it. | |||
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I wanna jump off a tower |
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Stupid me just posted this on the wrong blog.
It's Monday. I am back from Auckland. Got up at 6 Saturday. The plane had a issue and was delayed by half an hour. Sam got vouchers for the new El Maco so we had that. Sam thought it was crap, I thought it was OK. Meh it was a burger, I eat to survive and don't really care about food. We arrived at McDonalds and we drove all the way to another McDonalds just to get free refills of coke, wasn't my idea! I didn't bring my phone so couldn't text mates, oh well, I'll be back in two weeks anyway for a David Guetta concert. This trip was basically just to see Sam, wasn't going to go until I got cheap flights. They were even cheaper than stand by fares! Sunday we left the apartment, it didn't have Sky; I just watched music videos on Saturday night and took a nap while Sam was working. I never take naps but was tired and there was nothing else to do. I decided not to bring my computer because it was a short trip. Anyway Sunday we went out for lunch with Sam's parents, I had mash potatoes and fries, everybody else had prawns. Potatoes and fries were cheap compared to everything else. I usually have lamb, but it was $40+, fries and mash potatoes will do me just fine! I was shouted but I still don't like spending that much on food, it's just the way I am. I shared a chocolate desert with Sam, that was fucking nice! Sam got a $20 voucher for SkyCity casino so he went there, he won $35, he only lost when I wasn't picking the colours. I also went on a trike type car around Auckland. That was different and cool. I think that I want to do a "controlled jump" off the SkyTower, who wants to do it with me? I have got a busy week this week with blogging on issues, working and watching a few DVDs that I got recently. I have got to work on my own stuff and stuff for somebody else. I quite enjoy working. | |||
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I just bitch to fill up space 1 |
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Dear Blog,
Fuck you fucking cunt. I am doing this pretty late on a Sunday, not my fault as eye typing software doesn't work for the first hour or so most days so fuck that. Then I had emails to write, other things to do blah blah blah. Been a productive week I think. This week I did fuck all apart from drinking and working on the computer. So not much to report. Drank with a few friends last night then Cruz. Had a great night. What's fucking me off this week? Human stupidity! People are idiots! I saw a YouTube video of the recent tsunami. There's a tsunami let's all go to the beach! What kind of shit for brains moron do you have to be to think that is a good idea? Recently I read about people moaning about people moaning about a character in Hunger Games being black. Eh I have to ask why a character being black offends people? It's because their racist fuckheads of course. Also it's just a fucking movie. Why do people get pissy about the stupidest shit? It was the 100 year anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, people were shocked to find out it was an actual historical event. People today are clueless, absolutely clueless. Next week I am going to Auckland for a very short time. So my next entry will probably be a day later. I know I said I wasn't going to go but I got cheap flights at a grabaseat auction. | |||
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Easter 2012 |
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Looks like I forgot to address my blog last time, how rude!
Dear Blog, SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS. I figured that people write "Dear Diary" so I thought I would something similar, until I get sick of it in a few weeks. IT'S EASTER It's when you pretend to eat Jesus! Or something. I got drunk, HAPPY EASTER. That was much too positive. INDIFFERENCE EASTER! Yeah that's better. I didn't make time for other blogs again. Oh well. I want to buy a dinosaur, maybe I shouldn't blog drunk. Not a good look, unlike physically which I look fucking good. Can I buy a dinosaur? Maybe a model dinosaur. Bah fuck that. Maybe I'll wait until they're clone one, and not buy one because I don't want to get eaten. Don't ya just love my insightful posts? I KNOW I DO! I love most things about me, I fucking rock and you know that you can trust what an egotistical maniac says about himself. I'm the BEST! BEST what? Who knows? I like rambling. Sunday now, above was last night. I didn't go out, conserving money. Went out Thursday, to a pub then had lots of Sambuca at Craig's, probably too much, oh well. It was fun, we watched Madonna, in the days before she purchased a baby. Did the family Easter thing Wednesday. Was going to do something Friday but couldn't due to Easter trading, so fuck Easter trading laws. It inconvenienced me so abolish the trading restrictions. They're against FREEDOM! The freedom to trade on a public holiday! It's a stupid rule anyway. But it's popular, probably only because of chocolate and the day off. Notice how both our religious holidays involve chocolate and presents. It's just a random observation. I have no real point, just writing crap. | |||
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No idea where I am going in life but that's OK |
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It's Sunday.
Currently watching House from weeks ago. Short night last night, had pre drinks then went to Cruz but felt ill so went home early, at 2. Think I just had too much Tequila LOL. Also saw Hine yesterday, went to a restaurant, they kept offering me drink but I didn't want to drink twice in one day and it's much more cost effective to drink my own alcohol. This is a boring post. I need a way to change the sky channel through the computer. My current way is unbelievably slow. Need to make more sites, got a ton of crap to do. I enjoy writing blogs, but they're not profitable. I am not sure what I want to do in life. Do I see if I can make blogs profitable or focus on script development. Do I get an official education to qualify myself for jobs? Eek that costs thousands. I haven't found a PHP course anyway. All the courses I've seen are for web design and ASP. I never got any official education on PHP, learned it completely from online tutorials. Now I have this skill with no qualifications. I finished high school when I got my school certificate, I kind of want to continue my education but bah it takes money and time. I could be doing other things with my time, which is EXACTLY the reasoning I used when I was 16, guess some things don't change. It was the right decision back then. Also considering writing novels. I have no idea what I am doing in life, and I am not sure I want to, spontaneity is good, or bad if I end up getting confused but eh I'll risk it. Perhaps I'll focus on many things. Life is an adventure I say; do whatever makes you happy. Going to build crap for the immediate future, I like building crap. Had to cancel an Auckland trip next month, can't afford it. Fuck I am pretty sure a hangover has just hit. Uh help? | |||
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Night out and technology issues |
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Dear Blog,
Go fuck yourself. Anyway. I got a flu shot Wednesday. That's all I did before Saturday. So this won't be an exciting post. Well I say that then randomly ramble until it turns into an OK post. Will this be the same. I cannot predict the future, nobody can. Saturday night I had pre drinks then went to Cruz. Someone sat on my tray without realizing what it was, he got a shock when he turned around LOL. A woman shouted me a drink but I didn't ended up getting it because it was in a glass with a straw, oh well, I had barely finish my own drinks. Perhaps I should have a sign on my tray saying "I drink out of a bottle" or something. Oh here's something I can tell you, I am having issues with my eye typing software again, it takes about an hour to get into a workable state which is a fucking pain. Maybe it's time to investigate other technology which will again be a fucking pain but this could be necessary. It started doing it the day before I went to Sydney, I have no idea why it does it, I could try a different version of the software but I do remember having major problems with the other version so maybe that's not the best course of action. I am getting a technology assessment next month, this is also for my portable communication computer which I haven't had since November because the computer basically died. My biggest concern about getting new technology is will it end up like all my other computer accessibility technology. I think that I have three pieces of software that do not have support from the developers. When I email them, they don't reply or say it doesn't happen for us so fuck off, they may not be their exact words but I definitely do no have a good view of companies who develop computer accessibility products. This very negatively effects my attitude towards trying something new, but I have really no other option. I don't need to pointlessly ramble now, maybe next week. | |||
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St Patrick's Day 2012 |
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Dear Blog,
YOU FUCKING SUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I don't have a topic to write about so I will write about not being to think about what to write about or am I lying about not having a topic to write about just to have a topic to write about. Above Friday, below Sunday. Had a busy night last night, went to Matt and Janine's, DJ Hype and The Upbeats and then Cruz. Ran out of Tequila at Matt and Janine's so had some of their Vodka, thanks! Really wasn't planning to drink anymore than my Tequila but eh, what the hell? Hype and Upbeats were good. Booked that event in February I think. I wore my Upbeats shirt, got it free at a gig so I thought why not? After dropping some girls I knew home, I went to Cruz. I was talking to a girl but she repeated the same three points five times in a very short space of time, drunk people do that. Then someone assumed I was Irish. I thought what a weird thing to assume; not everyone out on St Patrick's Day is Irish. Then I remembered I was wearing a green hat which somebody put on my head, no idea who. Even so, many people wear green on St Patrick's Day. Do I have Irish in me? I don't know, I am adopted. Perhaps I should ask my ancestry, but eh. Perhaps I should ask my family's medical history though. That would be useful. Who knows, I could have come from a long line of fucking insane lunatics. No that probably starts with me. I can't say I give a flying fuck where I come from. Anyway St Patrick's Day mainly celebrates drinking, I can totally get behind that. The Irish have the best celebrations, Irland for the win. Better than fucking easter; all you get at easter is chocolate eggs and buns, on St Patrick's Day you get alcohol! Oh but Easter lasts longer, meh alcohol wins for me! She also assumed I was straight. Strange assumption considering it's a gay club. The night ended with Irish music, very fitting I thought. Hey since everything is green on St Patrick's Day so I think that it would be the perfect day for The Greens to campaign. Oh but everyone would be too pissed to pay attention. Then again, most people don't pay attention anyway! | |||
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Melbourne Concerts 2012 |
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So I'm back from Melbourne, it was great apart from having no free internet. I just assumed all hotels provided free internet these days. Who knew? not me! Meh busy most of the time anyway and was also drunk a good portion of it. DUTY FREE TEQUILA FOR THE WIN! Definitely have never drunk so much Tequila in my life or in one day, straight Tequila anyway. I think I went on a bender 3/4 days I was there and even when I didn't go on a bender I had two cocktails at happy hour at the hotel bar. Haven't drunk for at least 24 hours by the way. Sam was encouraging me to drink, let's just blame the boyfriend!
Saturday I arrived and went gay clubbing. Was going to watch Two And A Half Men throughout the flight but after a few episodes I decided it sucked and saw Sam was watching something with Matthew Perry so I decided to switch to that, and enjoyed it. Mr Sunshine is a decent sitcom, it is actually funny unlike the other sitcoms I watched on the flight which only bored me. New Girl only had a hot shirtless guy going for it, couldn't get into Modern Family, found it boring. So anyway arrived, had three shots of Tequila and went to a little gay club called Priscilla's @ 153, nice music, had fun. A guy brought me a drink, always a good night when someone buys you a drink. Sunday was Future Music Festival. I saw Jessie J, Naked And Famous, Tinie Tempah, Skrillex, Fatboy Slim, Swedish House Mafia and more. I only really went for Jessie J and Fatboy Slim but also really enjoyed Skrillex and Swedish House Mafia. I also had a Frozen Cocktail and lots of other alcohol. I noticed that Melbourne had a high number of blond guys, there was a cute shirtless one on the train back. Decided to go to McDonalds after the train back. Monday we had lunch at a diner then we both had two cocktails later on, then I think we had KFC for dinner. Or was it KFC for lunch and the diner for dinner? Yeah that's it. Nobody gives a shit anyway, if you give a shit about the accuracy of my meals you're obviously a very very very very sad person. Tuesday we went out for lunch, I had wedges and cake. Then ordered room service for dinner. We had a two for one voucher and I was feeling lazy. Oh I fell out of my chair on the way back from lunch. LOL! Never done that before. Fucking Melbourne. Then we went to the Aqua concert, it was awesome! I was pissed again. Wednesday we had coffee and cake at some cafe then went to the airport and drank in the Koru Lounge. I tried Baileys and had Vodka. Liked the taste of Baileys. On The flight I watched Mr Sunshine the entire time. How come you get free snacks on domestic flights and not international flights? This seems entirely fucked up. I WANT FREE SNACKS I WANT FREE SNACKS I WANT FREE SNACKS! Melbourne fucking sucks for wheelchairs too. There's a step up to lots of places in the CBD which means it is fucking inaccessible for my electric wheelchair. Also not a fan of the dining on the streets thing that they have going on. It makes the CBD far too narrow in some places and is hazardous when crowded. The footpaths are bumpy too, I fell out my wheelchair once but hey I considered that a new experience. I do like the train system though, sooooo cheap to get to places. Auckland should definitely get a city loop system. It had been an amazing month; I got to see Kylie Minogue and Aqua, spend time with my cute boyfriend and got frequently drunk. Excellent month. Ready for more partying tomorrow! | |||
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Sydney Mardi Gras 2012 |
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Tuesday 6th March, no idea why the date is important but there we go.
Hi dysfunctional lunatics, oh sorry that's me! So I went to Sydney Thursday, had too much to drink in the Koru lounge, didn't end well, yeah definitely not doing that in Melbourne, I will drink after I arrive at a gay club or two. Hope that Sam doesn't collapse after being up early. Friday we went out for breakfast at McDonalds and it was pissing down. So had a spa and steam after, and a dip in the pool in between, but fuck the pool it was cold. Thought I was going to catch pneumonia, but didn't so HORRAH! Then we went out for dinner. I think, I don't know, who cares? Then I saved the world from nuclear war. Saturday we went to Hungry Jacks for lunch then some other restaurant for tea before going to the Mardi Gras parade. It rained on our gay pride parade again this year. God must actually hate us. JUST KIDDING! God doesn't actually exist! LOL! I did notice more god oriented floats this year, and less hot guys. As with last year, I enjoyed the music of the floats. Didn't take any pictures, it was kind of hard to communicate being squeezed in and all. I also had a Tequila Sunrise and some Vodka before the after party, didn't pay for the Vodka either! The party was great, however I had shitty sleeps Thursday and Friday so didn't know how I was going to cope but Sam brought some anti sleep pills at some pharmacy, fucking genius idea! Had an OK sleep that night and a fantastic sleep Sunday. They were selling cans of some alcoholic beverage at the party. Kylie Minogue performed! Although the truly sad part is that I saw the screen and thought it was a show elsewhere, so I spent the first few minutes wondering why everyone was screaming. I was thrilled when I noticed her on stage. I didn't even notice the stage. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh well, so pleased I got to see her live, even though I didn't even know at first. I also had a great time partying to several DJs! It was a brilliant night. So glad I went! sunday we went out for lunch and dinner. We had a view of the harbour at the dinner restaurant. Once it stopped pissing down, it was nice. Darling Harbour Nights is a nice tasting cocktail. Monday we went home, today Sam went home but he's back Saturday for a Melbourne trip, then it's back to visiting him in Auckland I guess. I like visiting him. I also had Vodka and straight bandy in the Koru lounge on Monday. Hey I may as well try new things while it's free. I also got Vodka and Jager duty free. I still need Tequila and perhaps some Burbon. Never buy a single bottle of anything at duty free, pairs are cheaper! Oh I had a dream Monday night warning of the health risks of alcohol. How bizarre. My next entry will be 16 March, either that or I'll just skip it and post one Sunday 18th, who the fuck knows? | |||
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Got drunk watching cars |
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It's Saturday night.
What a cheap fucking weekend, spent the afternoon drinking, total cost: fuck all. I'm drunk, can you tell??? You're a fucking idiot if you can't. Not going out, more money for Australia I guess. YAY! I'm drunk. Did wheelchair maintenance things this week, and got drunk Thursday, and today obviously. Today I hung around at a burnout pad, I had fun, mainly because I was pissed. I went around a track in a car shit faced, that was fun. Well most things shit faced is fun, speeding around a track shit faced is definitely fun. Of course me being me, I just had to think about how burnouts are produced; friction etc. It's also surprising how much smoke they can produce, massive amounts. I wasn't driving, obviously. A woman gave me a drink but she was shocked to learn it was alcohol, not water. What's with people and thinking cripples have water??? I had Burbon and Coke and Tequila, in the same bottle, yummy yummy yummy. Must buy duty free Vodka in Australia. My next entry will probably be 7th March, I'll probably do lots of blogging and take lots of pictures (or nag Sam to take lots of pictures) in Australia. There's nothing like sitting at home pissed and listening to your favourite songs. There was an earthquake earlier, It's always a relief to find out an earthquake actually happened and it was not some random drunken experience. | |||
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More drinking and some offensive comments about Whitney Huston |
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Another week without other blog posts, I was going to do them Friday but ended up going to Craig's and getting pissed until 3AM, I also watched X Factor (reluctantly), and music DVDs such as Cher and Fatboy Slim.
I also worked on a site for someone else. Thursday I got pissed alone, which I will probably do sometime this week too. Hey I like using my computer trolleyed. I listen to my favourite songs, write absolute crap on my private facebook profile, it's a good time. Apparently I'm now known as a drunk. Oh well I couldn't give a flying fuck what people think of me. I am sober most nights. SO THERE! Saturday night I went out with Hine to Cargo bar, they played 80's music which was, OK, once I had a few drinks in me LOL. I ended up having a great time, perhaps due to the three different shots! Sambuca, Jager and Tequila! Plus I had some Vodka mixes; Redbull and coke, separately of course. Then I went to Cruz and drank there. This was posted late because I went out drinking again Sunday. I went to a gathering of gays, had some pizza then home with Craig to drink some more and watch some TV. Wrestling was on at the very start, how on earth did I ever watch that shit long ago? Found the David Bain story extremely interesting on 60 Minutes. That guy should definitely sue the ass off the crown. Think I've been sober 3/7 nights this past week, whoops! Oh well, perhaps I'll slow down this week, or not... Sam brought us Lady GaGa tickets. Already seen her, but eh I'll go again. I do like going to Auckland to see Sam. At least she sticks to her concerts unlike the recently deceased Whitney Huston, and doesn't sound like absolute shit, well maybe her sound has improved now that she has passed away. I have been playing her classic songs all week, love her music! | |||
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Big Gay Out 2012 |
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Sunday I got really really shit faced at Craig's place. I had a ton of Tequila and lemonaide, then was offered a wisky and coke, I don't refuse alcohol. I had a very enjoyable night, not just because I was completely shit faced by the end.
Monday I saw Mynor Star then Voltaire. Both were good. I have never really heard of either before, Voltaire sings dark and entertaining songs. I had many Jagers and some random woman kept giving me burbon, But she also filled my sipper bottle up with water. Ugh, why would I want water??? Got Fanny to exchange that shit ASAP. I also managed to give myself drinks completely unassisted. First time I've done that, it was challenging but I certainly love a challenge! Thursday I went to Hine's birthday at The Running Bull. I ate beforehand so I just drank Jagers, got shouted them too. Saturday I went to Auckland for The Big Gay Out on Sunday. I had drinks in the Koru lounge first, luckily Sam decided to renew his membership, which was surprising but I may as well get his money's worth with free food and vodka, why not? It doesn't cost him anymore no matter how much I drink. FREE PISS!!! Then we went to a dance party; he shared his Vodka before. Thanks Sam! Good music at the dance party but holly fuck it was bare. Lucky I took Sam otherwise I'd be bored stupid. Sunday we got up at about midday then went for lunch and had a cocktail. Not really a Fan of expresso cocktails, remind me not to have one again. Headed to the Big Gay Out around 3, stayed for two hours until it started to pissed down. Fuck the rain, I was going home. Thought about not going but Sam said we should take a look. Some of the acts were OK, I think my favourite part was drinking in the dance tent, no surprises there then! Monday we went out for lunch again at some random cafe, I had french toast. Then we had dinner at the Koru lounge, they served yummy spicey chicken and I also had some fruit and dessert, and of course alcohol. Vodka and I decided to have bubbly since it was free and all. Surely I'd be doing Sam a disservice if I didn't get the most alcohol possible out of his Koru membership. Don't know if I should fly completely wasted though! But what the hell? Also I boarded the plane from outside going up in a lift, found that quite cool! And every paragraph contains me drinking hahahahahahahaha. I swear I don't have an alcohol problem, I just really really really really really really really really like to drink! I shouldn't be drinking that much over the next few weeks, I plan to drink LOTS in Sydney and Melbourne when I go with Sam next month, can't wait! Well I can and have to, there is no other alternative. | |||
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Casino, night out, Aqua |
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This is the only blog post I am writing this week. Call me lazy, I'll call you a fuckwit. I make my readers feel sooooo special. Fuck you all.
Maybe I'll write a few more next week. Launching a new content site next week, and doing a site for a friend, so busy week which is good. Feels so good to have my technology back again so I can do shit. message me if you need a website done. Yeah I am now whoring out my website development services on this blog hahaha. Seriously, call me. I am a cheap fucker. It's totally ridiculous what other people charge. I am in Auckland next weekend so my next entry will be posted Tuesday, or someday, or I may quit this blog, probably more chance of me congratulating John Key on the excellent job he's doing at the Big Gay Out. So.... NOT FUCKING LIKELY. Saturday I saw Hine. We went to the casino and ate wedges. I know you're supposed to gamble there, but fuck gambling. Although I may go to SkyCity and try a strategy I learned recently. r That night I went to Steven's and had pre drinks before going to a drum and bass gig. I went far too late and only ended up spending an hour there. Oh well I managed to drink all my Tequila before so no big deal. Then once it finished I decided to go to Cruz. Wasn't ready to stop partying. Random straight guys patted me all night as usual. I should really respond by pissing on there leg! Oh before I went out my dog did a piss in my room, I thought that was funny! Hey, I'm not the one who has to clean it up, I can laugh! Had Rose since intermediate school; she's never pissed in my room before. I am also planning a trip to Melbourne to see Aqua. They're famous for the Barbie Girl song. I actually HATE that song but like Turn Back Time, Candyman, Cartoon Heroes and Back To The 80's which I mentioned on here once before. They have a new song: Like A Robot, it's also good. I am also going to earlier Sydney that month. | |||
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Rambling and Cruz |
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It's Saturday and I am a little tipsy.
It has been an alcohol free week until today. Last week I drank for about five days in a row. It was a good week. Booked our hotel for Sydney. 5 star, got a cheap deal. Booked two drum and bass events, I miss Rock Pool, I wonder if it will open when the CBD does. These will be a good substitute. Also have some gay dance parties to go to; one in Auckland and one in Sydney. Turns out my wheelchair wasn't fixed, no surprises there. It went away yesterday and I am supposed to get it back Wednesday. Sunday now. I was going to do another blog post today but I ran out of time with getting drunk and all. I will do two newsey type posts in the middle of next week. I highly doubt newsey is a word but who cares? Not me! I won't win any awards for this writing so I don't care if I don't use proper language some of the time. I don't use crap language without acknowledging that I am using crap language otherwise I'd just be a stupid fuck that uses crap language. What is a stupid fuck? Where you stick it in the wrong hole? I really should have stop rambling several sentences ago. Went out last night, to Cruz but had pre drinks first. Tequila and lemonaide. I have so much Tequila I thought that I would start using it instead of Vodka. I'll buy more Vodka at duty free when I go to Sydney. That's barely a month away. Anyway Cruz was great, apart from being constantly annoyed being annoyed by strangers. Let's see there were spellers, patters, people that kept holding my hands, people that used my tray as a drink stand. A whole cocktail of fucking annoying people. Oh this one guy rested his hand on my tray not knowing what it was, got a shock when I vibrated the tray. Haha. It was a fantastic night apart from the complete strangers annoying me, the music was good, saw some friends. I had a great time. Thinking of getting blue hair. Should I? Probably not. | |||
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Big Day Out 2012 |
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It's Saturday and I'm quite drunk and staying at Sam's house.
Wednesday I arrived in Auckland on stand by fares. I was quite surprised that I could fly stand by but there we go. Yay for cheaper fares! It was a bit of a hassle but I'm fucked if I care! Thursday we went to some posh restaurant, I really don't remember the name. Frankly I really don't understand the appeal of waiting ages for overpriced food, I'd much rather have a cheap meal at home. It's Sam's thing, not mine. He enjoys it so I do it. We also went for a spa that day. (THREE DAYS LATER, I looked the restaurant up, it was dine by Peter Gordon) Friday we went to the Big Day Out. LOL LAME EVENT! Fucking good excuse to spend time with Sam though! We spent an hour looking for the mythical wheelchair platform that didn't even exist, the staff were happy to direct us to the mythical wheelchair platform that didn't even exist, yeah try figuring that out? Bands were OK, quite disappointed that My Chemical Romance didn't play the only song I knew by them. Knew a song from the band Foster The People, very far from my favourite band though. Recognized another song from some kiwi woman I think. I had a very shitty sleep Thursday night and thought I was going to collapse by the end but ended up dancing my ass off to Nero! I knew one of their songs but they played it after we left the event, I still got to hear it though. Their other stuff is really good, great dance music! Hands down the best act in my opinion. Unfortunately my wheelchair broke down, it doesn't go over bumps without stopping and sometimes won't start back up. So Sam had to push me to the taxi and we could not find the taxi. So not a good time for him at the end. The event was OK, still an economical way of seeing many bands at once. Wish that I wasn't half a sleep for most of it. LOL oh well, these things happen. Enjoyed dancing when I did though! The event was definitely not crowded which was probably a good thing. I could definitely see why it was the last Big Day Out. Sunday now. We stayed home drinking but then I dragged Sam to Family. I was on Jager shots and had a great time. Lots of random old people patted me on the shoulder, yeah that got annoying, don't do that, like ever, to a stranger in a wheelchair unless he barks and humps your leg. Today we went out for dinner with Sam's parents. I also had a double vodka and a tiny bit of wine. Monday now, Sam really is not a fan of flying stand by with a wheelchair so we've booked tickets to Auckland next month. I however really like going stand by because it is more economical. Apparently we get something extra with our flights next month, I have no idea what. Hopefully it will be a bit less stressful next month. Sam is going home tomorrow. Then Sydney in March, I must book Mardi Gras party tickets! Well my wheelchair seems to work after a charge. Apparently it needs to be charged regularly regardless of how much you use it, which is fucked up. I used it fuck all and it was at least half full when it began fucking up. I didn't even use it around the house. So what a piece of fucking shit. | |||
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Eye typing back and drinking |
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It's Thursday, sorry for not posting last week. By sorry I really mean fuck off my fucking computer wasn't working so I couldn't give a shit if a didn't post. Did an after shock happen before? Yes it did. That was a random change of subject for no apparent reason.
Got my computer back yesterday, with eye typing back, hopefully it lasts more than a few days this time. Fucking stupid thing! If it happens again I think I will have to get a separate computer with just eye typing on it. Hopefully it won't come to that as I do need to interact with normal programs using my eye. That would be a massive bitch. I had to get a clean install again, hopefully this one lasts. Pleased that I can blog again, although I am busy this month with an Auckland trip and a website project. But yay those things ! I am going Wednsday and going to the Big Day Out Friday. It's quite a cheap trip as I stay with Sam and he got discounted tickets. So yay for being cheap. Probably will drink vodka from the bottle instead of paying the clubs, I quite like to do that. Sam doesn't like going and people seem to hit on him in Auckland clubs haha. Meh maybe I will go, might as well party while there etc. Last Saturday I went to a New Years party hosted by Craig and Barbra, it was good, my drinks were a bit weak, must make sure I get stronger drinks. Then I hung out with friends and attempted to go to a trance party, but couldn't find it. Got some bad directions. Oh well. I really should have checked myself, opps. Had a nice different night anyway. Friday now, went out with Hine today. We went to Strawberry Fare but couldn't find an accessible entrance so we ended up going to the casino instead, to eat. Well Hine was the main one who ate, I just had some of her chips! Yeah because I am cheap... Cheap as chips! But I didn't pay for the chips. I was going to have a Tequila or two but I have two bottles at home, so fuck paying bar prices. So it's 3PM Saturday and I am already quite drunk. Had too many drinks for tonight so decided to drink one at lunch, yay excess! I REALLY hate wasting alcohol, then I have to buy more. Waste is uneconomical. Usually I don't care about waste but in this case it's just more fun not being wasteful. YAY THE ENVIRONMENT! What my drinking has to do with the environment I don't know. Hopefully I'll sober up by 6PM, then I can have MORE! Sunday now, I had a few cocktails with family and then went to a party at Nathan's. Great times at both but did feel a bit sick at the end so decided not to go clubbing afterwards. I pretty much decided not to go clubbing at the beginning of the night anyway, then changed my mind, then didn't feel up to it. Oh well. The night was enjoyable anyway. I am in Auckland with Sam next weekend so the next entry will be late, possibly Tuesday. | |||
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2012 |
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And it's 2012. But you probably know that unless you are completely disconnected from reality, even more so than the average person.
It's Sunday, Sam came down Thursday, going back tomorrow. So, got really really wasted last night and spent the day with my boyfriend. Yeah the year is pretty much downhill from here. I'm such a positive person! We went for a spa and swim Friday afternoon and got pissed that night. The spa was good and I really can't remember the last time I went for a proper swim. Last night was great, again I got really really trashed, that's the most important part, oh and spending it with my boyfriend and family etc. I had different types of drinks, not sure what one was called but I ended it with Jarger shots. The drink I can't remember tasted like coconut and I had it with orange juice, Quite a nice taste. Went back to the motel at 4AM, was up about 10, Drove home to Christchurch from Culverden. Has been a relaxing day. Eye typing is not working again. UGH! Let's see if new hardware fixes the problem. I certainly hope so. Monday now. 2011 was a good year for me. I know that it sucked for many other people, especially here in Christchurch but I personally am doing OK. Sure some parts of last year sucked badly, other parts did not. I have no idea where I am going in life. Life seems to be a continuous stream of work, partying and sex. I'm unsure whether this is a good thing. It's all a bit planned and routine for my liking. Getting a bit hamster wheel until one day the wheel stops. I don't know I think I am having a midlife crisis even though I am far too young. Life has its surprises and excitement occasionally, I always try to be adventurous and spontaneous especially this past few months. I really have no idea of my point. I'm going to try living life and enjoying it more is what I am trying to say, I don't know. Guess I need new challenges and goals. There is nothing like a nonsensical rant to start the year off... | |||
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Merry fucking christmas 2011 |
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This will be posted on sunday if I am not too intoxicated. I am definitely too intoxicated now, yes I am.
Merry Christmas or happy holidays, or whatever you say, or nothing if you're not celebrating anything. If you just like hating on christmas for laughs, me too, so fuck christmas really is what I am trying to say. It's Saturday night I am unsober again. So my eye typing software is working again, it required a clean install of Windows which is a right cunt or dick depending if you a problem with the word cunt, you shouldn't as male reproductive organs have been used for decades. What am I saying, I am unsober. But at least I have it back. Now I can blog more and bitch at people faster. I have no idea what to write apart from writing I have no idea what to write which isn't very impressive isn't it noooo. Ummmmmmm So building my computer up again is going to be a pain but it's fucking good to be able to use my computer with my eye again. Oh yeah had several big ass fucking earthquakes yesterday, I decided to use it as an excuse to get unsober because I am a role model. I have no idea what I am doing, have you noticed? It's Christmas and I am sober, must do something about that. Went to Matt and Janine's for breakfast, now back home ranting because I have nothing else to do. Well I could work but it's Christmas, good excuse not to work. I'll be offending Christians if I worked! Sure, let's use that as an excuse. Next entry will probably be late because I am out of town on new years. O Christmas tree O Christmas tree, my dog gave you the gift of pee. Speaking of dogs, mine ate a fair bit of M&Ms when one of my M&M dispensers broke in the earthquake. It was on top of a DVD case which fell. Fucking earthquakes. My Christmas gift to YOU is this entry. Which isn't much considering I was post it anyway. Well, merry fucking christmas. Why am I still sober? | |||
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Bus trip |
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Just popping in.
Hi how are you oh you can't answer. I missed typing when I am not sober It's sober I mean it's Thursday. I like writing my thoughts as accurate as possible. Was interrupted forgotten what I was going to write Sunday now The bus trip was awesome. Went to a few great clubs then some rather boring bars, but that was OK, I really didn't know what was going on by then. It is always a fun night when you don't know what the hell is going on. Pre drinks first. I got through one and a bit then had more at some clubs. I decided to stop myself as I was pretty close to my limit and it was barely 11, if I had continued at the same pace I would have thrown up, good thing to avoid. I was mysteriously led out of a pub for some reason. Apparently someone told security that I wanted to get out. Errrrr I really didn't communicate that to anybody so I really didn't know why I was being led out. I thought that someone wanted me outside. Then I dropped people off at another pub and slowly drunk at Cruz, was sooo drunk by then, I was thinking of going home but thought it would a shame to waste such intoxication levels. It was a good night, talked to a few woman, saw a few boobs, well actually just one, personally I perfer penises but whatever. Why does my fucking stupid neighbour insist on mowing lawns and chopping wood on a Sunday morning? I get home at 5AM and it makes it fucking impossible to sleep. Inconsiderate bastard! | |||
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Night out and holidays |
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Well I still can't type with my eye. We got a spare camera and tried it on two computers but no luck surprisingly. I am waiting for an answer currently.
Sam brought flights to LA and wants to take me, for some reason, don't know why. Well yes I do, it's because I'm fucking sexy. OH YEAH! We've scheduled it to go to a Kelly Clarkson concert, we're going to do the theme park things. It's less than a month after we go to Sydney too. 2012 will be a great year. Also going to the Big Day Out in January. Went to Cruz Saturday; tried a new drink, had my usual vodkas too, of course. Saw some friends. A random lady kept holding my hands and kept telling me to focus on her. Um that's unlikely unless she turned into a hot guy. Just saying! Is that rude? Good! I really don't like focusing on anything in that state; I'm a zoning out drunk, and I like it. Also I like thinking of random things in such states. I'm hideously anti social, unless it comes to friends. I have got a bus trip next Saturday, I suppose I have to be social. I'm not actually going on the bus, will be following it in the van. I'd probably damage the bus in my drunken state. Will be good for a different type of night. Not going clubbing for a few weeks actually, will be back to it next year. | |||
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Should have eye typing back soon! |
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Another eye camera has arrived so I'll try that next week. Hopefully it will work and I can type with my eye again. Then I can blog more and start new sites etc. If it doesn't work then it must be the computer and I will have to downgrade the processor or something. Should be sorted next week. If I have to downgrade, that won't be a problem at all, I'll contact the technicians and it should be relatively easy. Hopefully it's the camera; I'll get it working tomorrow then. Fucking finally. Been about six weeks. I'll feel like I have my mojo back. Yeah baby! Excuse the Austin Powers reference. Always preferred Dr Evil anyway mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha mwhahaha
Friday I went to town with Hine, it was a great day! We went to Cashel Mall, the access needs work and they've been notified of the problems. I got stuck in gravel again, it happened last time when I was out with her. This time on the streets of Christchurch. My chair is obviously crap at handling gravel, Hine's chair had no problem with it. So, fuck my stupid chair. Saturday I went to Club 22 and Cruz, a drink at Steven's first. There was plenty of spellers, I was surprised that I could understand them with the state I was in. Fucking fantastic night, always a good night when you're pissed. Good music too! Christchurch taxis sure beat the hell out of the ones in Auckland. You can't even order them on Saturdays in Auckland. It's fucking great here, although I remember going to the access commission and complaining about Christchurch taxis. I complain about a lot of things, it's a hobby. Next month it will be next year then less than a year until THE WORLD WILL END!!! Just kidding. You would have to be shit fucking insane to believe that, a lot of people are shit fucking insane, well including me but at least I am highly intelligent too. I like tooting my own horn. TOOT TOOT. I'm horny! Errr that's another subject all together. I apologize, no I do not. | |||
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Many voters are morons |
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New Zealand is a very stupid country.
I was going to save this rant until I can type faster and I'll probably do another one. Shocked by election result. I thought that the polls were wrong because I figured that New Zealanders can't be that stupid, but apparently they are. Congratulations dipshits you've voted for a well established liar and a banker. I've personally seen him lie four times this week, at the very minimum. For fuck sakes he gagged the media with police force and is keeping details on a policy hidden. Yeah let's trust him. WHAT THE FUCK??? People are moronic idiots! If you think that a banker will get us out of this when bankers crashed the global economy then there's something very very very very wrong with you. Bankers look after the rich and fuck over the rest. What kind of shit for brains moron doesn't know this? They have already taken away your rights and swindled billions to the rich. The trend will continue, their economic policies won't work so we'll be crippled economically. The result will be less rights for the people, lower wages, slower economic growth and more money to the rich. You've fucked yourselves New Zealand. Democracy can be described as stupid fuckwits voting for fuckwits that fuck them. I realize that this may offend a great portion of my readers and honestly I really don't care. Offending National supporters really doesn't concern me. Take comfort in the rest of the world is just as stupid as you. This is a fucking stupid planet. I wish I could find some aliens and leave, especially if the aliens looked like the guys from Roswell; Brendon Fahr mmmmm. Another factor is the mainstream media; excluding the previous four weeks they've spent more time on a fucking penguin and a psychic fucking octopus than actual critical analyst of government policy. Then there's a piss weak opposition. Fuck this result! Gays who voted for National, uh why? National doesn't give a flying fuck about enhancing our rights. Forget about gay adoption, gay marriage. They simply don't care. They were pushing for a homophobic bigot; John Banks to be entered in parliament. In conclusion I haven't forgiven New Zealand for the 2008 election. New Zealand remains a stupid country! It's not completely your fault, you're still stupid though! On Wednesday I went to Eddie's birthday, I just drank. Enjoyable night. Saturday night I had drinks then went to Cruz. I was going to go to a birthday but there was several mix ups, my fault. The pity brigade was out in force. Do me a favour; don't pity me unless you're giving money. If you're not giving money, fuck off! Life is fucking fantastic! I am intelligent and hot, people pay attention to my opinions, people like my humour. Things I say matter to people. Although I have fuck all people skills, I love who I am. This is a great time time in my life. Pitty yourself for being a simplistic fuckwit! | |||
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Auckland and an election rant |
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This is late and I'm not sure I can get this out by Tuesday as planned. It's Monday, still no eye camera. Frustrated as fuck. Funny that if I had a portable one my computer usage wouldn't be impacted but apparently I don't need it. Took it to Auckland, four weeks later my computer usage is still crippled. I'm fucked off!
Wednesday an OT came to sort out some problems etc, nothing I want to publicize, I'm just growing a third arm. May need surgery. No. Went to Auckland Friday. Being wasted in an airport is an interesting experience! I expected to stay at a batch but that didn't happen. Eh I couldn't care that much. "As long as it's free it's all good with me". Went to visit Sam. Saturday we went to Big Boys Toys with cars and trucks etc. Boring as fuck for a gay nerd. Personally when I cars all I wonder is what the carbon output is, and what an overpriced piece of shit it is. Yes I am a gay nerd, and proud! I also saw a friend, I was going to see the new Twilight movie but eh fuck Twilight, not important. Taylor Lautner appears to have one short shirtless scene, so fuck that. Then I went to Sam's and got intoxicated. Sunday I went home. Two ticks for Labour this Saturday. If you're voting National, sorry but I have no respect for you, you have shit for brains and are a fucking moron. OK this is a little harsh, I emphasize little. At best your highly ignorant, at worst you're a rich bastard who really doesn't give fuck about people. I have much more respect for the second. National's policies are stupid, I will describe them as intellectually bankrupt and furthermore sabotage. Asset sales alone will do long term damage and will drive power prices up. Despite keeping 51% the government will not have total control, that is a myth. Paying people less will not help the economy, the idea is ludicrous and exploitative. Then there's changes to ACC which was a fucking disaster last time we tried it, millions of dollars worth of subsidies to the rich and oh the constant stream of broken promises out of John Key. How anyone can believe anything out of that publicly clown's mouth is beyond me. They must be really fucking stupid. I make absolutely no apologies for anything I'm saying. I will personally blame every fucking National voter for the constant shit the country will be going through over the next three years. Grow a fucking brain and vote against this government! If you don't you are beyond fucked! | |||
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Quite a random night out. |
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Got intoxicated last night and going out drinking tonight. I am such a role model!
It's Saturday, again I wrote two articles today. Yes I just like writing so I can call people stupid. Insulting people is a shit lot of fun. Sunday It was a bit of a random and unexpected night, in a very good way. Was going to go to Club 22 but ended up going to a friend's. Then I went to Cruz where a girl repeatedly called me beautiful, so I learned nothing new there then. There was a few cute guys wearing far too many clothes. Drunken straight men spelling things out wasn't exactly what I signed up for. Tell me, is it rude not to look at my tray when I know EXACTLY what they are going to say, can still follow the letters out of the corner of my eye and will still respond? Is that rude? Yes I don't really care. People are told I can hear but still spell. Stupid fucking people! Oh well, I was too intoxicated to care. It was a good night. In Auckland next weekend, probably won't be clubbing. Probably will take my laptop because my tablet keeps dying. Still waiting for anyone to contact me about my computer access problems. Grrrrrrrr | |||
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Nothing constructive to say. |
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I thought I was going to be less crazy in public. That is not working out especially when I'm intoxicated and just facebook whatever comes to mind. I think I am fucking hilarious! Go me!
Intoxicated Thursday night, intoxicated tonight which is Saturday. Do people enjoy my blog when I write sober or intoxicated? Seriously I'm asking! I wrote two other blog posts over the past two days, go me! My eye typing issue is not resolved so I am typing slower so fuck that. This maybe short because I am all blogged out but I hate short things. That was inappropriate and fuck all that were offended. I love writing intoxicated knowing people will read my crazy writings. Did nothing that you want to know about this week. Going out next week, don't know where. I rock, always remind yourself that you rock, except you probably suck! Sunday now, I really don't have anything constructive to say sober. I have got to get better at writing throughout the week to spread it out. I'm rather shit at this. So anyway this is my incredibly boring week. I need more shit to do. Bye, fuck off. | |||
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Thank fuck the RWC is over. |
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It's Wednsday 26 October, couldn't post sooner because I am stuck in Auckland untill Thursday. I wanted to be a tight ass with my money and fly home via standby fares. However due to misinformation, that did not work out. I am also without a working computer because mine keeps dying. Stupid peice of fucking shit. Arrived Thursday, I have little memory of what happended before Saturday, possibly becasue of the alcohol. Sam is doing the typing.
I really don't remember instructing Sam to write a tight ass comment. Thursday we went to the movies and saw Footloose. It sucked. Very boring and dull. Got to lay on bean bags though. That was different. Cute lead actor though, needed a shirtless scene definitely. Friday we went to the rugby it was the bronze match. Pifft who cares. I got drunk. I really don't care about rugby. Almost threw up on the Tequila before. Some stupid person gave us crappy directions and had to walk half way around the fucking stadium. Saturday we went to Micheal's place, then decided to drink etc at home. Sunday we went to the 2 milion dollar tupper waka and the 20 milion dollar rugby ball. Money well spent, not. The movies inside them were good though. That night we went to Queens Wharf for the Kids Of 88 Concert. I never expected to watch the final, it was only bearable because I was fucked off my nut. Rugby players are idiots. Rugby is boring, I dont know how people watch that shit. One more thing; people who say "we did it" are idiots, they did fuck all in the grand scheme of things, at best they contributed via buying crap which is a pretty feeble contribution really. After Kids Of 88 we went clubbing first to Family but it was too crowded for Sam's liking so we went to DNA. Lucky I didn't take my electric with me otherwise we couuldn't have gotten a taxi home. Auckland wheelchair taxis fucking suck. Something must be done about it. Monday we tried to get a plane home but couldn't. I have already told you this part. Oh well I had no desires to leave anyway. Tuesday we went and saw Johnny English Reborn, it was funny but a bit predictable and repetitive. Better than the crap Sam usually drags me too. Sunday now, got home Friday. Now my eye computer system is not working which impacts my ability to work, blog and write bitchy emails to Auckland councilors about their shitty city. Oh the Wednesday before the trip we went for cocktails at some Pizza place. Sam had a coupon, 25% off! Saturday I got wasted at home. YAY FOR BEING ANTI-SOCIAL!! In conclusion: Fuck Rugby. Thank fuck the RWC is over. | |||
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Communication is not that easy when completely wasted. |
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intoxicated ramble because I am bored.
Been having back pains so a lady came today, she is will be offering solutions. Going to Sydney March 1-5 with Sam. We got cheap flights. Yay for economizing! it's Wednesday. It's Wednesday, Wednesday, not giving a fuck on Wednesday I should write songs, because I am a fucking genius. Genius me. I wonder if you could save your thoughts as porn in future with new advances in brain reading technology. Self driving cars are the enemy for taxi drivers. Good for me though. I wonder if you can drag race in them? Will they be available to people without a license? If not, that fucks. It's Sunday, I don't know if I am still wasted. I might be tired or hungover, or a combination. So if I post this on a Sunday I deserve a fucking medal. I deserve a fucking medal anyway because I am fucking awesome! GIVE ME A FUCKING MEDAL! Went to Occupy Christchurch yesterday, it was too small for my liking. Yes I am a size queen. Saw some Act supporters, they really didn't make much sense. My favourite line was "Rodger Douglas did wonders for this country" Ummmmmmm no he didn't, he fucked the people of this country. I only stayed for an hour because I was going out early and I had things to write. Saturday night I went to Janine's birthday. That was an excellent night. Usually when I get in such a state I am usually dancing or on my computer. Using my communication tray was a great challenge. Not so much the pointing, I do that on autopilot, it's the remembering what words I've said! Doesn't help if you occasionally spell things wrong due to being wasted and the people you're talking to are almost as wasted as you. It must be hard for drunk people reading, I never fully appreciated that. I broke a piece off my wheelchair. Don't know how or when. | |||
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In summary: I like not being sober |
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Hello Hello Hello
I am intoxicated heavily please don't judge me like I give a fuck anyway hahaha. I wonder how many people think I am crazy that I haven't personally met. I wonder if so many people think you're crazy is an an advantage or a disadvantage in life, for networking etc. Did it Tuesday too, why not do it more I ask? Life is for enjoying I say. You got to do things while you still can. Thought that before Steve Jobs died all those inspirational quotes came out. Happiness is always best achieved ASAP unless I can make fun of the alternative. I say such inspiring things. I am exactly like Steve Jobs! Except for being alive Should I stop writing random crap when intoxicated? NO! It's a rather fun time on facebook. How nerdy do I sound? Sober now: Apologies the above is shit but I really have nothing of any real substance to say this week. Life is fucking boring at the moment and I did fuck all coding this week. Hopefully next week will be better. I am close to finishing my several new products. That's good I guess. Good things coming up; a drunken birthday party and a trip to Auckland when I am going to spend a fair bit of time intoxicated. Fun times. | |||
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Moving, eventually |
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I am less intoxicated than I was three hours ago. That's bad, at least I am still some.
Back to long distance with Sam and fuck it the whole world may as well know I have no intention of staying in Christchurch longer than I have too. Not sure how long. No more than four years and probably much less. Regardless if we're still together. Or perhaps overseas. And to those patriotic about Christchurch, fuck you, you're cunts, patriotism is fucking stupid! And let me be crystal clear; I am not moving because of Sam. This has been my plan for years. I simply don't like living in a small sleepy city, I've felt this way before the earthquake shit. Also to people and establishments that are offended, FUCK YOU! This has absolutely nothing to do with you and isn't my problem that you are taking offence to things that have nothing to do with you. Oh pull your fucking head in! I simply want to live in a bigger city and are not into the garden city or clean green New Zealand crap that people are delusional about. We're not clean and green you fuckwitts, haven't been for a long time. If people punish me for having ambitions then they're fucked up! YAY I DIDN'T DIE IN A TSUNAMI! Of course I never thought I would. Up your's prophecy women. Thursday I went and saw Abduction but Taylor Lautner wasn't shirtless often enough so fuck that. It was one of the better movies though. I can't work out if anyone was abducted. Oh they wanted to abduct Taylor Lautner's character. mmmmm me too. Anyway... Thursday night I went Danice's. Had a great time. Thanks for having me and Sam Danice! Friday I went to the casino and lost $40 but someone shouted me a $6.50 drink so technically I only lost $33.50 Fuck gambling. I had to go through the car park and kitchen because the main lift was fucked. That night I went to a variable show, I was far too sober, opps. That was not the plan. Had a good time apart from that. The host was hilarious. My favourite was dirty bingo. SHITLICKER COCKSUCKER ARSEFUCKER Genius game. | |||
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Goth dance party |
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Monday or Tuesday, I went to a movie, probably Tuesday. It was called The Change Up, mildly funny, definitely not noteworthy.
Wednesday I took Sam to a family dinner at an all you can eat place. People kept offering me food. I had Vodka too. My bottle was fulled up with lemonaide so I decided to have more Vodka when I got home. YAY FOR HOME SUPPLIES! Saturday night I went to a goth dance party. (I think) Some people were dressed up as skeletons etc. Very interesting while off your face. It was BYO so that was fucking great because I am a cheap bastard. Fantastic music, different from the normal club music which is a welcomed change, it has been all remixes and pop since the earthquake destroyed half of the city. Dancing to something different was great. I think my dancing was on autopilot since I was so fucked. Also saw friends. Fantastic night! Got home at 5, up at 12. It was the start of daylight saving so I was really home at 4. Next week I plan to work more, scripts are taking forever to write and frankly I am bored of doing the same thing, but I will continue. I seem to be on a spending spree yet at the same time economizing, I am unique like that. If I end up in a watery grave on Wednesday be aware that I hate you all. (OK not really but this line is funny LOL) Back story: There's a quack that is predicting an earthquake and tsunami on Wednesday. Apparently it's a prophecy and god speaks to her. Either she is an attention seeker or nuts. | |||
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Bush Bar closing night and Auckland |
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I have already written two blogs today so I really can't be fucked doing this.
Monday Mum lost her voice, it was a wonderful day! Dad called me a sadist, he knows me so well. Hey at least I didn't steal my grandparents lunch this week... Saturday I went out with Hine and ended up having a vodka and coke. It was good to see her. I got stuck, twice! That night I went out with Sam to Bush Bar. Bush Bar is now closed so that sucks, it was a great place to party since the earthquake. I had already had a vodka before I went. I drank Vodka and Redbull pretty quickly in the van. You probably shouldn't do that! About fifteen minutes in a "little person" gave me some drink from a glass then poured the rest in my bottle. CHEERS! Is "little person" the PC term? Oh who cares! One of my friends likes calling himself a midget. Anyway, I got the usual people spelling things out to me. A guy thought he was teaching me to fist bump, I just played along for my own morbid amusement really. Then a girl felt guilty leaving me because nobody was with me. (Sam was getting a drink) Near the end of the night a guy left a Tequila shot on my tray, only my first reaction was to knock it off as I just assumed it was empty as people frequently use me as a drink stand. Luckily I didn't knock it off so got a free shot! Bed about 2. Felt zoned out 80% of the time. Good shit. It was a fantastic night! Off to Auckland in October. Going to Party Central and a bronze final match, even though I hate and despise rugby. Especially now that it is literally fucking everywhere. I can't wait for this shit to be over, but then there's the election where the stupid New Zealand population will probably vote back in the sadist fuckwitt National Party, and people say I should be more positive, WHY??? Got sidetracked, the rugby was Sam's idea. Also we don't have to pay for accommodation so YAY! Oh and we each got $358 tickets for $100 so can't complain, oh who the fuck am I kidding? | |||
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A protest, movies, dinner and drinking |
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On Monday I went to an anti-government protest, just because I could really, and the government is full of complete fuckwitts. It was a beautiful day. We went home when we saw John Key's car coming out of the venue. I thought there were far too many police. They removed a kid from sitting on the grass on a private property. Jolly good to see tax money at work. They were only doing their job when it comes down to it. Still, the amount of cops was complete overkill. I GOT ON THE NEWS, for half a second, but it still counts!
Tuesday we saw Mr Popper's Penguins. Sam insisted we see it, I told him it looked awful, I was right. I found some parts unrealistic, like walking through the streets with penguins when they're illegal. This is definitely a movie where you need to switch your brain off to enjoy. Few funny parts but I was incredibly bored for some of it. Wednesday we went out for dinner; to Sticks And Stones. I had lamb, no surprises there. I also had an Indian Summer. It was my turn to pay, luckily we had a 2 for 1 deal and first round of drinks free. That was fucking fantastic. Friday we went and saw The Help, I enjoyed it. Sam thought that it was crap, but for a guy who insisted on Mr Popper's Penguins he's no film critic. Sorry Sam! Saturday night we got pissed at home. I love getting pissed at home, soo cheap! Please stop pressing my mouse button Sam. As with the wheelchair, CRIPPLES ONLY! | |||
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I'm changing but not really, for business reasons |
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Errrrrrr you should really avoid this post if you like Christchurch, you have been warned!
I'm trying to spew out my negativity in one post. This week I have Told people to shoot a penguin Said that I am sick of hearing about the Christchurch earthquake Said that I hate Christchurch and want to move Time to quit the public outbursts. Of course I am not changing, I will just take my bitching privately. Problem solved! I mean on facebook, I'll always be an asshole on here. I can't possibly change this into a nice blog. How boring! It's impossible to reformat this. Maybe I'll move announcements to Raw Thane. (That's the new profile I've made.) OK not that I don't care about the earthquake, hearing the word earthquake got boring and tiresome a few months ago. It's more of the subject of earthquake than the stories themselves. I of course care about what people are going through. As for Christchurch, I hate Christchurch, always have, always will. Sorry! Actually I am not! I'm moving when my business takes off. Don't want to go to Auckland, further! Somewhere in the US, a big city! Even though I would probably hate anywhere I end up. Ugh as it was pointed I've felt like this for years so I'm rather surprised why anyone would be pissed. I don't know how long I'll be here, I may as well try to get along with the people. Apparently people don't like me because I am mean and shit. Well NEWS FLASH turning into a nice person wouldn't make all those ignorant people less ignorant and shallow and take the time to communicate with me. Maybe they'll be more willing, but I don't think so. If I scare people, good! I am not a big fan of people anyway. People suck! Though if I want to do business locally (NZ) I may not want to alienate people, though alienating people is fun, everyone should try it! So yes basically I am turning into a public fake for the sake of potential business connections. I'll probably continue to pick on politicians and the media on my public profile. I don't think that I would have a bunch of new friends if I started to be nice to people. Not that I want friends, most people are boring or idiots or both! As soon as they discover this blog they'll think I'm an asshole. As soon as they get to know the real me they'll think I'm an asshole. As soon as I inevitably say something offensive to them they'll think I'm an asshole. Guess what? I'M AN ASSHOLE! I like being an asshole, it gives me great joy. Maybe this reinvention is pointless. Oh I've thought about this private profile thing for months; it's really the best way to handle my anger. I was fully aware how my attitude effects potential relationships, this is really not new information. I could change and become a better person, nah. I know I go through this "I'm going to be publicly nice" stage every six months. I am fucking fantastic Got a stunningly cute boyfriend Business is going great, have a clear plan. Life is great. SAM MADE PIZZA EVERYBODY!!! He noted that I did not mention that he made it last time, happy now Sam? We went and saw Hannah, it took a while before I could follow the story, suppose that I should arrive earlier. I thought it was unrealistic because the lack of effective gun use. Good story though. Apparently I should also mention, there is a really cool job going at spags. Get paid to listen to music while driving! Contact me for more details. I should charge for blog advertising. You can also contact me on that! I'll advertise anything that I won't get prosecuted for. I would very much like to monetize being a complete fuckwitt! | |||
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Labour drinks and two movies |
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I think that someone deleted me from facebook because of something I said while intoxicated. Fuck people who unfriend without telling you why.
I am intoxicated lalala oh pizza time i hope That was good, meat lovers! Monday I dragged Sam along to a Labour supporter gathering with Grant Robertson,. Labour has some decent rainbow policies. I had a double Vodka and Apple juice. I just went there to have a drink really. tuesday we went and saw Horrible Bosses which was decently funny, wasn't the best plot however. Friday we saw Cowboys and Aliens. I went expecting it to be a bad movie, and it didn't disappoint in that regard. First half hour bored to death, even when the people were being attacked, pretty fucking boring. Some of the diolog was as predictable as a TV soap. Yeah I just went so I could rant about it, this is what life has come to... What I am wondering is how do they get big name actors to signup to this shit. I should really start up more blogs but currently very busy creating products. Hope to create ten of them by October, actually half of them involves merging existing scripts with one of the new membership systems I am creating. I might go for more holidays including Wellington and the Sydney Mardi Gras again although not for a fucking week this time. Really want to travel to the US, UK etc. Business has to to take off first. Although not keen on cancer causing body scanners. Current songs I like Britney Spears, I Wanna Go Elin Lanto, Love Made Me Stupid Simon Curtis, Diablo | |||
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Out for breakfast |
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We were going to go out for breakfast Monday but couldn't because of the fucking snow. So we went out for breakfast Friday at Sophie's Cafe, I had pancakes.
Fucking snow, you'd think people had never seen it before at the rate they mentioned it. "It's snowing", "It's snowing". I don't care, fuck off! It's a fucking inconvenience, sometimes causes problems with power. Fuck snow! Sam has moved in, much sooner than expected due to his job. We rearranged my room Saturday. Why do I get into arguments online? The people I am arguing with are obviously shit for brain morons since they disagree with me. Why do I waste my time on these people? They won't listen to reason, they're complete morons! We were going to go to the movies but didn't get around to it. Yes I have officially run out of things to talk about. I have been going out a lot lately, and I am not even drunk most of the time, fancy that. | |||
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I am now 26, meh boring |
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Sam arrived on Thursday and announced he's moving sooner due to getting a job in Christchurch.
Oh on Tuesday I went to the doctor's because my antibiotics ran out and didn't feel a whole lot better by Monday. I did feel better Tuesday and if I had known that I probably wouldn't have made the appointment. So that fucked. I am better finally. Friday we went to the movies; saw The Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes. I liked it, Sam thought it was crap. The ending was a bit shit though. WAS THE US MILITARY TOO BUSY FIGHTING WARS FOR OIL TO COME TO THE PARTY??? Later we went to The George Hotel for dinner; I had a cosmopolitan, lamb and some banana themed thing for desert. I wish that I had ordered the Rocky Road but it was still nice. Saturday night I went somewhere for cocktails, ended up only having one and then having a drink at Club 22 after. We decided to walk home. The first part of the evening was great, spent it with Hine and Sam. Had another meal, wasn't planning to but eh. Had a Long Island Iced Tea, lamb and some ice cream and chocolate sauce. Lamb was Spicey which was good. I was actually VERY surprised how cheap the Long Island Iced Tea was! They're fucking $40 at some places! The combined total of everything I had was just under $40. I like lambs, they taste DELICIOUS! Why am I discussing what I have to eat on this blog? I really don't care what other people have for dinner or are cooking. Facebook food states are just BORING! I am now 26, meh that's boring. Night out was good though. Thanks for all the happy birthday wishes everyone! Even though saying something like "Fuck you, you miserable old bastard" would be much more entertaining. | |||
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Fucking virus came back |
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Bad week, I am sick NO NOT IN THE FUCKING HEAD actually yes that too but that's nothing new. FUCKING virus came back, on FUCKING antibiotics FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING. Do I swear too much? FUCK YOU I WILL DO WHAT I WANT. You're a cunt!
Cunt: female genitalia. Dick: male genitalia. BOTH EQUALLY NOT OFFENSIVE! WE ALSO HAVE BALLS AS A SWEAR WORD, NO NEED TO BE OFFENDED BY CUNT! I have things in me to put me in a better mood, yes this is me in a good mood! Sunshine lollipops and fucking rainbows... I want to destroy them. Really hoping I am better by Friday. Went to the doctor Tuesday, he gave me antibiotics, not fucking working. By the way FUCK YOU in case that wasn't clear. I would like to take my bad mood out of my readers. Just because it's fun. I finally upgraded my main server to PHP5! Except that broke my joke site, unlike 90% of my sites; the code wasn't written by me. So fixed that and also discovered lots of security holes. I was completely vulnerable to SQL injections. Fixed things, plugged the holes. Couldn't be bothered trying to convert the admin area or tell a friend script so I just remove them. I have more important things to do, like hot guys! I will start redoing my web hosting then continue making new products! decided not to go out because of my virus. Hey didn't I say last week that I wasn't going to be going out a lot anyway. Fuck. Who cares? My wheelchair switch broke. As if my week wasn't crappy enough. Oh excluding Tuesday!!! It's 1:23 Am, Sunday whatever of August, 7? So I am sick, wheelchair is fucked, bad week at work. Fuck this shit. Sunday afternoon, my wheelchair is fixed, someone must have pushed the plug in. Also I am a tad better I think. It's not so bad. Oh fuck yes it is. | |||
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For my birthday I want a stupidity mute button |
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Thoughts from last week:
Yes sex robots are UGLY, the technology has to improve before I get one. Ideally one which you can completely modify appearance would be fantastic. Perhaps people are too much like sheep to fight against capitalism; good news for me since I will be rich. I said that I enjoy my job which is partly true. I don't like it when projects take twice as long as planned and I don't like dealing with customers. Customers are people and people are idiots. By the way BUY MY WEB HOSTING SERVICES! Calling customers idiots is not the best way to attract new customers. Luckily most of my customers won't see this so I can say whatever the fuck I want! I keep my business and personal sites separate. Upgrading my servers in the next two weeks, then I am working on launching many new products in the next few months! Have loads of ideas! Decided on going for cocktails on the 13th, facebook event created. All welcome except if I hate you. Possibly going clubbing, probably not because places are shit, it depends on interest. Really nothing else to talk about. Don't think I'd be clubbing anytime before September. There's a dance party late August, but it costs $10 so fuck that. And it's upstairs too so doubly fuck that. Why are all events fucking upstairs. Fuck the fucking fuckers. Not really that pissed, I just felt like swearing hahaha. For my birthday I want a stupidity mute button. That way I could mute all the stupid fuckers out there. I was thinking to myself; what a BRILLIANT invention. Someone needs to invent this! | |||
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Capitalism ending and sex robots |
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Going out tonight, but first let me ramble about how I am really just a selfish wanker who really fears capitalism to end because then I couldn't be fucking rich!
Ignoring the fact that I am MUCH SMARTER than most people so I would possibly be rich in that way. I had a plan, getting rich was supposed to be a safeguard for getting sex from attractive twinks when I am old and grey, but if capitalism suddenly ends, all that goes to hell and frankly i am pissed off on predictions that capitalism will end within a decade. I want sex when I am old and ugly, statistically people live longer when they have frequent sex, but that's not why I want it, I'm just a very horny bastard. I suppose there's sex robots I guess. Still a world without me being rich and powerful would suck. Question: is there any point of trying to get rich if capitalism is going to end? It does seem pointless. I would be interested to know reader's thoughts. Most of the products I am working on now would be obsolete when capitalism ends so that really does fucks. Another question: If I am with someone would fucking a sex robot count as cheating or masturbation? Well I am with someone. Yes me; the guy who said that he would rather throw acid on his face than be with someone because people are such fucking morons. God help Sam, I am a lunatic. I don't even believe in god and said god help Sam. Hey I just came out as an atheist, most of my family assume I am a Christian, SURPRISE! Anyway, I am seeing Sam, he's so cute, and a really nice guy. Lives in Auckland though, which is one hell of a fucking bitch. Came down Tuesday for a few days, that was great. I went out Saturday night, had only two drinks, that's VERY moderate for me. Straight guys kept shaking my hand, girls kept spelling. What's with sentences like "How are u" or "How r you"? If you're going to use letters in place of words, why not do both? It doesn't make any fucking sense! Music ranged from crap to good. Few hot guys. Probably won't go out again until Cruz opens. Taking a break from my other blogs, will probably post in both next week. | |||
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Google Plus and several rants |
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Didn't go out last night so don't know what to write about really. I have already written two blogs today. The later part of today will be spent developing products.
I have opened a Google Plus account and I believe that I am no longer a paying member of Second Life, oh well hardly ever login anyway. My Google Plus name is Thane Pullan, no fucking shit. Don't really have time to maintain another social network but I will try to post crap occasionally. Won't use it like Facebook; Google has far too much data on people already in my opinion if you consider some people use it for searches, email, videos etc. They also have financial information. It's too much in my opinion, potential for abuse is enormous. I have decided to set myself a goal to climb Mount Cook by 2013. Well no, but I really don't have anything of substance to talk about so I am just making up complete and utter crap with no truth to it whatsoever. Will go out next week, probably, will probably have drinks at home, because I'm a cheap bastard. OK fuck it; question time! Why is the world run by complete and utter fucking morons? Why do complete and utter fucking morons have money? Shouldn't smart people like me dominate the world instead of the fuckwitts that do? Is it because most smart people are fucking pussys? I have been wondering these things for a while. Nothing else to post about, I thought that I would launch into a little rant. Holy shit I have written so much today; including my other blogs of course. Counting this blog entry alone my efforts are laughable. this really is full of random scattered crap. Why is Facebook bothering me to try their new chat? Fuck that, I hate going on Facebook chat. Too many random people annoy me expecting me to pointlessly chat with them like I don't have anything to do with my time like work or watch porn. No thanks, fuck off! | |||
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Home from Queenstown |
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So it's Sunday, I decided not to go out last night. I basically couldn't be fucked and I couldn't binge drink
anyway which is basically the only reason why I can stand the random annoying fuckwitts. I think that I will finish my antibiotics medication soon so will have a decent piss up on Saturday. On Tuesday I got dragged out, had a good time. Went to a wine tasting, I still hate wine. Apparently I'll go anywhere if a cute guy asks. I just went to see if my tastes have changed, they haven't. I was literally carted off to a cheese tasting, nobody actually asked if I wanted to go, the things were really nice though. I later found out the that fucking medical centre changed me about $110 for a 20 minute visit! How FUCKING ridiculous! Next time I'll probably just wait to go to my local GP. He only charges about $40-$60 which is fucking too much, but at least it's not triple fucking figures. I did do some work in Queenstown but the hard drive I put it on is not fucking working so that was entirely fucking pointless. I have already redone the work. I did not do as much as I hoped but since I would have lost the entire thing anyway I don't really care, fuck that. I also lost some other stuff which fucks me off. It's a shame as that particular brand of hard drive has been pretty reliable until now. Maybe I should take flash drives on trips in future. We went home Thursday. Back to boring arse Christchurch. Had a good trip. I currently have a sore arm which is annoying in bed. Hopefully it passes. | |||
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Currently in Queenstown |
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Yes this is a day late, blame the three silly people who thought I had pneumonia. Despite me repeatedly telling them that I didn't, what on earth would I know??? I have only had it before and knew this clearly wasn't pneumonia, but please feel free to diagnose me with whatever you like despite having no medical training. Don't trust me, I'm just a cripple! So I was dragged to the a medical center in queenstown and it turns out I have a virus which limits my ability to be smug, but I'll take it. I believe that the doctor assumed that I was a bit slow at first, few lines of conversation, assumption gone. Very glad that I went, I wonder if the breathing pains I have frequently are caused by the virus. If so I must have had it for months.
While I am being sarcastic; don't trust me to drive around this place, just push me around despite the fact you crash MUCH MORE than me. Nice going geniuses! Meh can't blame me for damage, I don't give a fuck. Slept well last night, which made a change, was horribly sick the night before plus loud bangs were keeping me up, will see if earplugs help. Arrived around 515PM Friday, quite a nice place. Caught the end of Home And Away, really wished I hadn't, was bored to death. How the hell did I ever watch that shit? There's a spa here, it's outside but still very nice. Of course the only problem with my new medicine is that I can't binge drink, I can still drink some though. Right, I'm going on a big fucking bender when this virus clears. | |||
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Work rambles then I insult you all |
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Well the only thing I did this week was get a flu shot, you are not meant to get it when you have a cold but oh well. Perhaps it cancels it out, perhaps it will actually cause me to get the flu. I don't know, hope not! It will probably work normally, let's see what happens!
Doing more script conversations to PHP5, nearly done with my CMS script which powers my blogs and porn sites. I do have another script to convert but it's really really big so I think I am going to just move it to another PHP4 server and upgrade my main server to PHP5 and start selling PHP5 products and web hosting which should generate an income. I really need the money for future ambitions. Still quite a few sites and scripts to convert before I can switch to PHP5 on my main server, progress is being made though.. Fuck it's the middle of the year and I have not done anything with learning software development, creating music or YouTube videos, and I haven't started up more creative blogs. Immediate scripting projects should take me to July or August. I have a clear vision for my business, not knowing what to do was half my problem this past few years. My plans are probably irrelevant because we're probably all going to die from global warming in a few years. Way to bring everyone down. Well you're probably bored to death with me rambling about my business, I may as well depress you too, just because I am a sadistic fuckwitt. Didn't go out this week, couldn't be fucked and the cash saving is nice, more to spend in queentown. Fuck have I been spelling it queentown??? Stupid fucking word prediction! QUEENSTOWN. That's better! Useless fucking readers for not correcting me. And don't point out my grammar is shit in this entry, I fucking know. | |||
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More big after shocks |
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Ra Ra Ramble time!
So I think Cruz is shut tonight due to the building next door is fucked or something so I am being crazy at home, more than usual. Had two big after shocks this week on the same day, the second one was the biggest at 6.3. The water and phone were affected. Power was not. Thank fuck for that. I would get so bored without power and may have to resort to doing crap to people offline. Sunday now, was going to pointlessly ramble last night but got distracted by guys, story of my life! Em the "got distracted by guys" part, not the "pointlessly ramble" part. Although I do like to pointlessly ramble, at times, times like now. So went nowhere this week, meh. Nowhere to go anyway. I like home, there's porn here. Just sayin'. Yes, I am just bored at this stage of the blog and just writing random shit right now. Fucking after shock woke me up. Fuck after shocks fuck fuck fuck. Oh I am sorry, do I have an anger problem?. On that subject; is anybody else sick of completely bullshit news stories about the earthquake? They say crap like "Christchurch residents are the most stressed in the country" NO FUCKING SHIT! I have read quite a few like that. The fact that people are stressed in Christchurch should be completely fucking obvious to anyone with half a brain cell, why even bother to report it? Been invited to Queentown in July, looking forward to that, though I will probably end up working on sites a good portion of the time, which is fine because I like working. Spending it with great company too. Fuck I just posted my NewsPooze.com blog on BeyondFucked.com, if you see this it's fixed. | |||
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Someone else can write for a change. |
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Fuck writing this shit someone else can do it.
Fuck I just know Thane is going to leave out all the decent things that have happened so thought I would summarize the weekend for him. Friday went to the movies as had free passes to use.As it was a date at the movies thought it was only appropriate to act upon what I thought a date at the movies meant, enough said. Decided to take the van. That was an interesting experience. The bloody indicator was on the wrong side and the bakes were extra jerky. Fuck know why people can't just stick to quality European vehicles like those found at Speedy Motors. Quality European vehicles imported direct from Japan at unbelievable prices. They got a 01 BMW 318i Wagon done 68000k's at only $1 reserve. Check it out http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=382352363 Perhaps that why us Asians (me being one) have so much trouble driving on New Zealand roads? Just a thought. Bet he was having second thoughts about letting me drive. Sat night went out to dinner at Holy Smoke. Nice place quite different from what I was expecting. Thane ordered the spare ribs which is a BIG NONO when going out on a date esp if it's the second date. On the way home a stupid cyclist decided to cut across three lanes right in front of us. Very surprised Thane didn't go flying into the front of the van. Had a very early flight on Sunday so thought it would be easier if I just stayed up all night watching porn. Lol as if I"d do that. Hi again. So Sam visited again, we went to a movie Friday called "Diary Of A Wimpy Kid 2", it left me wondering; who's fucking idea was it to make that movie? It had a few funny moments, keywords being "a" and "few". It wasn't completely unbearable, although that was mostly due to the hot 18 year old boy in it, I think, he was 18, played the character of Rodrick. The fact that I was with a cute guy helped too, wouldn't have seen that crap otherwise. At least it totally verified why I hate movies, they fucking suck! All that was on otherwise was a fucking comic book movie, an ugly ass Jonny Deepp pirate film, Harry fucking Potter, a fucking kids movie about cars, and some other movie I haven't heard of. Hollywood fucking sucks these days. Luckily it was free, we are both as cheap as each other, fucking brilliant! Saturday we went to Holy Smoke for dinner, I had ribs. Apparently you're not supposed to do that due to some unwritten rule. How the fuck am I supposed to know that??? Fuck rules, and fuck unwritten ones, SPELL IT FUCKING OUT! Fuck the ribs were fucking delicious! It would be sooooo helpful if my fucking stupid wheelchair didn't fall apart! That was fucking embarrassing! Yes fucking stupid cyclists! Thanks for whoring your auctions out on my blog Sam. We actually drank Saturday night. Thanks for a great few days Sam, see you online. | |||
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So now I want to fuck variable conversion scripts hmmmm |
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Spent the week upgrading sites, except today and probably tomorrow since I am going out tonight (Sunday). I am really fucked now so I will be really really really fucked tomorrow. On the topic of scripting. I LOVE MY NEW VARIABLE CONVERTER I MADE AND WOULD TOTALLY FUCK IT IF IT WAS A GUY. Is that weird??? Well if it was a hot guy.
Basically it turns a list of variables like $a $b $c into $a = $_POST['a']; $b = $_POST['b']; $c = $_POST['c'] I can paste entire SQL statements and have it list the variables for me, this saves a shit lot of time when I have ten or more variables. Didn't really do anything else this week, I am on a scripting high at the moment. Saturday I went to Cruz with Sam, it was pretty good. How the fuck am I still typing? | |||
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Nelson |
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I am in the sleepy town of Nelson.
I probably shouldn't complain since it's my grandmother's funeral tomorrow. This is probably hideously distasteful! Nah I complain about everything. Hopefully me being here helps someone. Oh fuck it I am turning up my music to drown out American Idol So anyway puked half of the way here, considering flying home, or definitely pills. Pills are cheaper than flying. I think. Once the government fucks with Pharmac; who the fuck knows? Must say, puking in my chair is less stressful than puking in bed on Sunday mornings. Just saying! It's Friday. Since I have no privacy, I am going to spend my time blogging and maybe writing scripts, definitely writing at least one script, nothing else to do. May as well do some useful shit. Right shame that one of my grandmothers has passed. She was always very sweet to me. We saw each other maybe once a year. RIP! It's a shame I didn't see her more often. Well at least I have vivid memories of her, I can't really remember my grandfather; not as much. I am thankful that I have memories of her, fond ones too. Good times are what's important. RIP to both of them! On Monday watched "The Secret" with a friend. I don't have a positive review hahaha. SURPRISE SURPRISE! Basically it's about people who think that their positive thoughts and visualizations can influence the universe so they can get what they want, or just get positive things happening to them. It's nicely package claptrap. It's an extension of Karma. Equally as fictional too. They just offer alternative explanations for things that can already be very accurately explained or do not require explanations. Thankfully I am known as a sceptic and can post whatever I want on this topic without worrying about offending the people that know me. Went to Cruz Thursday night, got very fucked off my face! Tried Long Island Iced Tea, good drink, fucking expensive though. Oh that's right; I didn't pay! I have an IOU instead. Had Vodka and raspberries and a Tequila shot too. It's probably a good thing I was dragged home when I was. Saturday now. My grandmother had a lovely send off, it was a nice service. Monday, drove home yesterday, took pills, wasn't sick. Had wedges and ice cream for lunch. | |||
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Cruz is back |
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I am fucking insane, but you all know that. I am now a hypochondriac, I couldn't figure out what was wrong with my finger, IT WAS A FUCKING BLISTER! I thought that my neck and ears was going numb, turns out it was only my hair touching them! This is hilarious! How did I not know? LOONEY! At least I amuse myself if nothing else. Having a haircut tomorrow. My chest pains were legitimately worse one day earlier in the week and had a rash on my chest but it's gone now. I got some people worried on facebook hahaha, I must stop being a hypochondriac. No I don't need a doctor, I NEED TO GET PISSED!
Feeling good apart from that. Sunday Went to Cruz. Few hotties there, music was decent. Annoying bitch at the beginning kept kissing me, ugh. Few other girls were OK to talk to. Didn't plan on staying so long but a friend was there so ended up dancing with him which brightened up my night. I do generally hate dancing with people, friends are OK though. Yeah I am basically filling in space at this point. Extremely boring week, I did nothing remotely interesting apart from partying. | |||
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Auckland trip was awesome. |
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It's Monday, Monday gotta blah blah blah on Monday. I apologize for the Rebecca Black impression, very insincerely though..
Anyway did nothing noteworthy before Friday. So went to Auckland with a good friend. He had to come to Christchurch to get me because of some stupid rule about not being able to fly alone.. To my utter surprise we were greeted outside by a taxi, now that's efficiency for you! Went to the City Life Hotel. It was very nice. We had two rooms, that was very lucky, no explanation needed, work it out for yourselves! I had the big bed, yes Sam you're far too nice! Went out Friday night, we couldn't find ANY D&B or techno bars so we gave up and went to Family; a gay club. Fuck, there was an INCREDIBLY annoying girl there! She actually told boys not to dance with me on three separate occasions. By the end I was really really pissed at her! I decided to go home about 1, I had always planned an early night, didn't want to be tired for the next day or night, that didn't work out because I couldn't get to sleep, I think I slept for about an hour, hopefully. There was a few other slightly annoying people but also a few cute guys that were dancing with me. Had a party pill. They were incredibly boring. Saturday I tried a double down burger from KFC. It was OK but pretty crap, is that an oxymoron? Why there was massive queues for it when it first come out is just fucking insanity. IT'S A FUCKING BURGER!!! Saturday night I caught up with Philip, it was fucking good to see him. We later went to town but fucking taxis fuck me off. All four of us went back to my hotel to go out later but we couldn't get a taxi. The taxi company that took us wasn't running afterwards (apart from that it was a brilliant service) and APPARENTLY there was no wheelchair taxis on the road that didn't require a 24 hour booking, that's fucking pathetic for a big city!!! I'll complain if I can be fucked. I swear half of Christchurch's gay scene have moved to Auckland, saw five or six people I knew. Went to Family first, then followed Philip and his man to Urge, decided it was too crowded so hung around outside. I saw someone from high school. Fuck I really couldn't remember all of the teachers he mentioned bahahaha. Eventually ended up at Family again, stayed longer than expected, I guess that's what happens when you're dancing with a cute guy. Sunday we packed up and went to Sam's place. Had a scone, it was very nice. Also played a drinking version of chess, until the alcohol was taken away! Sam was taking shots, I was just having a normal glass but took a shot too! Sam had seven shots bahahaha I would definitely throw up if I had that much that quickly, actually I very nearly did on the plane! I had some more in the Koru lounge. Fuck it was an awesome trip! | |||
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Happy needless commercialized halmark holiday! |
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It's mother's day; happy needless commercialized halmark holiday! I got my mother, absolutely nothing. Yeah I am a terrible person blah blah blah.
I went out with a friend Saturday night to Club 22 and had a great time. There was several spellers, I could not understand what the hell they were saying. I had a Sambuca, first time in ages! I like taking shots for something different than the drink I always have. I got pretty pissed! I really shouldn't tease the guy that was with me, LMAO sorry but it's funny! I am a terrible person, and I like it! I really should have more self control, but I didn't feel in a very self control mood. Oh people should just yell if I am picking on them too much! I am in Auckland next weekend so the next update will probably be a day late. Hopefully I will have more exciting things to talk about, this week was fucking boring apart from Saturday night. Does Auckland have any good techno and D&B clubs? Let me know. May do those Friday and go to a gay club Saturday. Although this would be up to a friend whose taking me; he's great. He took me to Sydney too, we won't be staying in a shit hole this time. It's going to be a great trip, hopefully I will catch up with some other friends. Hopefully there will be pictures, if I can stop doing my Chandler Bing impression, it happened last night too. Sometimes I just can't hold a smile for photos. Finished my friend's site apart from a little modifications he wants. Now it's back to my own work, except I don't know what the fuck to do most of the time. I have dozens of unfinished projects and don't know which ones to start on, or to start on a new project or to grow an existing site. I have no focus when it comes to these things. | |||
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Out Friday. Couldn't be bothered with Saturday. |
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I think I haven't posted so much about politics on facebook this week, bashed the royal wedding hahaha.
Likes this week Music from Ocean Lab Lincoln Younes, he's so cute! I feel like I don't talk about what I like enough on this blog. But this is a bitch blog. Besides all I like are music and hot guys. Also a few TV shows and YouTube but that was is not very riveting discussion, isn't it? No. I like discussing politics too, is there something wrong with me? Of course, that's a fucking stupid question BAHAHAHA. Fuck I'm a nerd, and I like it. Yeah I am intoxicated, so what? Fuck is that all I've written. It's Sunday now. Went out Friday night with Craig, that was fun. He put me in front of the royal wedding, of course I looked elsewhere. There was no annoying people, always a good night when there's no annoying people. Oh this girl thought that I was at university, I didn't correct her hahaha. Hey I didn't know if she would understand me so I just agreed with everything she said. Didn't go out Saturday night, there's nowhere decent to go. So what's happening in my life? Nothing. Been working on a client's site for most of the week. Will be pleased when I work on my own shit again full time. Need new business ideas and skills I think. Nothing much else happening. Life is extremely boring, as usual. | |||
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Great night but I am fucking tired. |
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I have no idea why I am blogging in this condition, I feel like crap; not sick, just incredibly tired and it felt like I was still wasted when I got up. I am pretty sure I didn't sleep at all last night.
Saturday afternoon Eddie came over. It was the first time we have met despite communicating on the internet for months. It was great to meet him. Saturday night I went to a friend's birthday. I had an awesome time, primarily due to very high intoxication levels! I was totally fucked by 12! Good shit! A crazy drunk woman was hanging around meowwing and trying to teach me the alphabet. I had to ask someone if she really was making cat noises, in my state how the hell would I know what's reality or not? I was far too intoxicated to pay attention to her for more than ten seconds at a time. I was zoning in and out. I actually thought that crazy woman was quite funny half the time, I love nutters! Of course the fact that I could easily retreat into my own intoxicated world was a big help. Didn't plan on having so much alcohol! At least I avoided last week's disaster! I am going to Auckland next month. No reason, I don't need a reason. A great friend hooked me up with a good deal, so eh why the fuck not? (I suppose that counts as a reason) Remember my trip to Sydney? RANT RANT RANT! I enjoyed Auckland the last time I went there though. Had a lucid dream this week. First one in ages. I won't tell you what I turned that dream into, that would be highly inappropriate! Not sure if I am going to do work after this. I am absolutely fucked. | |||
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Fuck this morning |
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I will try to post less about politics on Facebook. Am I driving people mad? Leave a comment. I'll either ignore you or abuse you, probably abuse you. Also I am not sure whether to continue my political blog. Now that it is a satire site maintaining, it AND NewsPooze.com seems rather pointless. I don't know, what do people think? I much prefer writing in the style of NewsPooze, I can say whatever the fuck I like there.
There was a big after shock about an hour ago. It was rather fun! It's Saturday, I have been nowhere this week. This is a line. This is another line. Doing this fills up space. Oh go to NewsPooze.com, there is a MUCH better quality post there. This post fucking sucks hahaha! I have no idea why I said hahaha. For the record, I am sober, not for long though. Sunday now. I went to Club 22, it was OK. Music was OK, not great though. Great staff. A decent place I thought. Guys there were extremely average looking, that is putting it politely. Hottie ratio was PATHETIC! It definitely needed more hot guys!!! Some friends were there, apparently I am known for the amount of alcohol I can consume and my ranting. Good shit. Two strangers tried to put their drink on my tray, yeah I wasn't having any of that, gave one guy a dirty look, I think, I don't know, don't expect me to keep track of things I have done when I am pissed. It's nearly 3PM, I have been up since 6AM. Let's say hideous morning after drinking too fast, I'll drink slower next week, I think, don't hold me to that. My throat feels like it has got a lump in it, it's just the effects of this morning. Decided to take pills because I have a headache. | |||
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So, still with me after my last post? Of course otherwise you wouldn't be reading this! Yeah I sometimes go overboard, DEAL WITH IT! Feeling a bit better this week, it's only Tuesday so there's still time for me to get completely fucked off!
I spent last weekend building a site for a friend and I have come to the conclusion that I am probably best sticking to my own sites as I really do things MUCH slower than everyone else and given the output VS money, I really can't me being competitive in the site design industry. It's actually a relief as I now can rule it out and feel good about what I can do; web hosting, scripts, advertising, building my network etc. Even though script creation output is much lower than web design output, I can sell scripts over and over. So hopefully that's the way to go. Oh if anybody wants a site done, I will probably do it, but doing it full time would probably be drainning and since I couldn't run my sites as well, I would lose my direction and ambition. That would definitely be a bad thing. I need to build things up and constantly expand. Otherwise I would be bored shitless! Saturday night: Yes something did completely fuck me off, it's name is Bill English. More on that on my political blog, suddenly I like writing about politics, last week I hated it, yeah I change my mind frequently. You can expect that from a crazy person. Didn't go out this week, I think, I am pissed so who knows? Nah I didn't. I am here getting pissed with a friend. It's cheaper than the clubs. I am cheap, I am extremely cheap, and proud! Clubs are fucking lame currently. No shirtless hot young guys, I would be extremely bored. I am not sure what it says about me when people prefer to bring their own alcohol because I moan about people who drink mine. Oh well, who cares? Typing very badly right now. Sunday afternoon: I don't have anything else to say really. Had a good night last night. Had sore gums at the beginning of the week. Pain has completely gone. I am surprised about how smooth the experience was. Other people made it to be a big drama. Perhaps they're wusses? | |||
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Medical shit, politics is fucking me off, night out. |
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Monday I had my wisdom teeth removed. Got up at 7, had the complete misfortune of seeing John Key on Breakfast. He was telling the country utter bullshit, as always! Went to get prepared for the operation rather quickly. Lying in a bed with worm blankets was nice! Then I went to be gassed, pleasant experience. I wish that going to sleep at night was that easy! Woke up, wanted to gag constantly, oh well. Very surprised when I was discharged at 11! That was excellent! They said about 3-4. I was tired that day due to not having enough caffeine. My mouth has been a bit sore since Tuesday. No major change in my eating habits. Also no noticeable bleeding outside hospital.
Friday I went to the doctor; ACC has this RIDICULOUS policy of making me go to the doctor every so often to check that I still have my permanent disability which makes fuck all sense! It's incurable, it's not going to magically heal itself. This is a complete waste of my time, and the public health resources. Luckily THIS TIME I had blood test results to get, so it was not a complete waste of time but normally it is. It is outrageous that ACC can just summon people to go to the doctor, for a completely pointless exercise. It's fucked up. I am confused on why my facebook status didn't get more flack; I basically called all National supporters stupid. I don't really believe that; a minority of them are smart selfish rich fuckwitts! I don't blame the rich, I would totally fuck the majority of people if I was rich enough too! In fact I completely understand their position. What I don't understand is the majority of people; supporting right wing governments is just sheer insanity! Literally their job is to fuck over the people! It's the stupidity of National supporters on facebook that is really frustrating. It is ridiculous how stupid people who post pro National comments are! They seriously do not know what the fuck they are talking about! National seems to be constantly fucking this country over these days and it is extremely depressing. What's more depressing is these fuckwitt asshole cunts will probably have a second term due to the Labour party being a fucking circus. They don't know what they're doing. I COULD DO A MUCH BETTER JOB! The state of everything is genuinely starting to depress the hell out of me. I need to treat politics as the joke it is. It is run by rich fuckwitts who trick the extremely unaware public into voting for them only to completely screw them over with the aid of corporate rich fuckwitts running a completely bias media because they benefit from the tax cuts the right wing assholes give them. I have completely loss faith in humanity for now. Sorry this shit has gotten too much for me to handle these past few weeks. Society really has the potential to be SO much better than it is. To see itself held itself back is not a good feeling. I just feel like snapping from time to time. Definitely will again if National wins. I know that I go on about right wing governments far too much and that probably won't change, THEY'RE COMPLETE FUCKWITTS!!! I can't understand why more people don't see that. I will continue to blog about politics, perhaps with a less serious tone. I went out with a friend Saturday night. We were going to go to the new club in Papanui. Completely unaware that it was a lesbian club, but not really, I don't really know what type of club it is, perhaps it's a strip club. Girls get charged $5, men get charged $22, apparently they are using the girls as the attraction. I don't think their business model will work. They told us that it was a private function but apparently they were letting people in. Oh well, who cares? I have no interest in going there. Fucked if I am paying $22 if there are mostly woman there. Is that sexiest? GOOD! I kid. I kid. bahahaha! We went to a restaurant and had a drink, then decided to go to the Bush In, that was a pretty decent place. Pretty good music, good staff. It was great to get pissed again! Been a few weeks. | |||
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I am going to have my wisdom teeth taken out tomorrow, earlier than expected. I only found out on Wednesday. SURPRISE! I went to the hospital on Friday, saw three people that asked mostly the same questions. Not a very good use of time! The last doctor was cute though. Tomorrow I have to be at the hospital at 7, at least I will be sleeping during the operation. Hopefully I will be discharged by 4. If I have to stay in overnight, that would really fuck me off! This is a fucking pain.
The first version of my global support system is up. Only my blog comments are hooked up to it, so I get notification of comments, before I was checking the sites manually to see if you anybody posted comments. The next stage is to create a frontend, so I can use it to handle all my contact forms for all my sites and automatically display answers to the users which will make far less work for me. Also you can now get email notification of my replies to your blog comments. You can turn this feature off. I am going to work on my support system for a few weeks then do other projects. Do you want to hear about my work? I don't care! I have fuck all else to talk about! I am still planning on expanding my blogging network, blogging is fun. especially my ultra bitchy blogs. Everyone needs a hobby; mine is being a fuckwitt to everyone! It's shit loads of fun! I may do a blog entry dedicated to swearing. Apparently the new Cruz is open April 13. I miss getting pissed and perving on the boys. I was going to go pubbing this week, but pubbing sounds incredibly boring. There would be no chance of young hot shirtless guys dancing, BORING! Is Rock Pool still standing? I don't know! If not I need another D&B/techno venue. Listening to pop/pop remixes all night would be boring! I like something to listen to alternative music for a while before Cruz. | |||
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Fucking eye. This is kind of short and pathetic |
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I have been posting crap on facebook BECAUSE I AM INTOXICATED BITCHES! No idea why I did that.
I feel like typing abusive messages to complete strangers just because I can, like at someone saying that there's no point to Shameless US. That's probably true but a guy in the cast is REALLY HOOOOOOT so FUCK YOUUUU. I am on the right track baby I was born this way. What way? I don't know fuck off. Anyway i went for a blood test Thursday, then I went to McDonalds for breakfast. What an exciting life I lead. I love posting crap on facebook. Sunday now. Just finished a NewsPooze.com post, I was going to pick on Charlie Sheen and Rebecca Black but I think I will do it in the next post. I didn't finish the other blog entry, some of the points will be repeated between the two. What the fuck is up with Doom 3? I was checking YouTube and it doesn't look anything like Doom 2. I used to love the first two Doom games. What's Doom? It's when they made actual video games not the sissy arsed crap they call games now. My left eye is playing up, I can't open it fully and it's all red. Maybe too much porn? Nah, no such thing. The infrequent tears are extremely annoying. | |||
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This was supposed to be a short entry. Yeah didn't happen. |
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I am not sober excuse me. Be my lover be my lover be my lover
Warning pretty much back to I don't care who I fuck off attitude now, not that I ever left. Just putting out there. DANCING IS MY REMEDY REMEDY. Now that's that's out of the way. I AM NOT EDITING MY GRAMMAR WHILE I AM LIKE THIS! So anyway more notes on Australia . The "Don't Walk" man can fuck off, he is not needed, people don't pay attention to him. Had McDonalds for breakfast most days. YUM YUM Hey didn't I write enough about Australia. Hey that was just as irrelevant as some of David Letterman's points on his Top Ten START OF SOBER EDIT I didn't like all the rugby references in the Air New Zealand safety video, INCREDIBLY LAME! I was very impressed by the screens on the seats. I watched TV the entire flight home. First The Middle which I could of watched over and over because of the cute shirtless guy! I didn't do that. I also watched The Big Bang Theory and Scrubs. Fuck late Scrubs are awful! Dave Franco is hot though. While I am complaining about TV, TVNZ CAN GET FUCKED for cancelling Shortland Street From the beginning like I said they would, didn't I say they would probably cancel on this very blog? YES I AM FUCKING BRILLIANT! Ugh guess I will never see shirtless scenes of Chris Dykzeul. FUCK TVNZ! END OF SOBER EDIT. Do I go on with writing? YES! Plop I should totally make music like this. I think I will do work on my two news blogs this week. This week I took a few days off when I was back from Australia. Then worked on my helpdesk system which I will turn into a commercial product at the same time. Will also work on that next week. Good to get back in the swing of things. I love programming. I don't know what I am typing, I should stop. Oh went and saw Hine, that was good. Good to take a walk, or ride or whatever you call it. Sunday. (sober) It's good to be back home where I have better internet so can actually watch YouTube videos have music as loud as I want, and have media on my big TV! (and by media I mostly mean porn) It was good to get out as much as I did in Sydney though, despite the fact that the streets are complete crap for wheelchairs. Well another big earthquake has hit, and a Tsunami. I am talking about Japan. It was a 8.8, I don't think I have heard of an earthquake that big. Knowing what we went through on February 22 I do feel a great deal of sympathy for them. I hope that the two can rebuild stronger. I am looking forward to when I can go out on the town again, some quiet Saturday nights are a good thing though. Going out did seem more like a chore. Some time off will do me good. I will have a fully accessible gay club (at least temporarily) for when town opens. Saturday I heard about a tsunami warning and actually dreamed about a tsunami hitting. Then ten minutes after I woke up an earthquake hit. I wasn't worried about the tsunami as the warnings said there was no land threat. Knowledge is comforting, assuming that it is right, in this case it was. I hope massive global disasters lessen soon. We have had quite enough between the two earthquakes. There is also dead birds and fish, wars etc. I have been hearing people saying that the world is going to end which is utterly insane. Most of us will still be here in 2013. In fact the story of the Maya civilization predicting the end of the world is not true at all. Their calendar just ended there. I understand that some people just joke about 2012, as you should. For the people who actually believe; YOU'RE FUCKING NUTS! A few natural disasters is not going to end the world. So relaaaax. Once again, I am thinking about people in Japan, and here. I look forward to the day when the CBD opens more, not just for me, some of my friends consider that another home. I hope to return to clubbing in the coming months. I really like drinking, dancing and hearing new songs. Now I think it's time for me to make the most of what I have, build on it and just enjoy life. | |||
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SYDNEY IS BEYOND FUCKED!!! Had a great time though. |
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Well Sydney is a huge pile of shit! The people here SUCK (and by that I mean three people), the accessiblility is CRAP, this internet is FUCKING SLOW! I am sure that most people are OK but some (again three people) are complete fuckwitts, what's new? I actually prefer Christchurch. I always thought bigger cities are better, except the people who designed this city are fucking morons! For starters the lips don't line up in the street and are extremely narrow, some are just placed awkwardly. There is at least ONE step to many places. Disabled people need to say a big FUCK YOU to the fuckwitts who designed this city. I could not even get into KFC yesterday; the double doors were broken and any available doors were too narrow.
Wrote that Wednsday, now it's Thursday and the piece of shit internet is not working, fuck this! At least the taxi fare from the airport was cheap unlike fucking Auckland, we had to wait 30 minutes in the taxi queue, then I found out that we could have bypassed the queue! Oh apparently customs do not like people bringing tools in customs, wasn't my idea and I knew nothing about it. The tools were in case Air New Zealand didn't have any to break down my wheelchair on the plane, they did not have any last time. Saturday now: We went out Thursday to buy a mobile broadband account because I couldn't tolerate the shitty WiFi even when it was working. I also got a hat and sunglasses, then I found out the parade was at night! Well early evening. Still, I quite like the sunglasses. Oh then I was going to go somewhere but the fucking stupid taxi never came, at least taxi suckage is pretty much universal. Then I had problems with my computer, found a solution for it. Friday I went to Rihanna, that was fantastic! I saw a bar and knew that it would be a good night. First act was Far East Movement, I didn't recognized them by name but I recognized some of their music. They were good performers I thought. The second act was Calvin Harris, enjoyable but a bit shit, just a standard DJ really, LAME! Cool lights though. Then Rihanna came on, she was GREAT! Played many of my favourite songs of her's, also some that I didn't know which mainly drank through. Then I went to ArQ, apparently biggest and best gay club in Sydney, except I found out after that most of the young guys were upstairs having a foam party so that rather fucked! It was good anyway. The bottom floor wasn't really accessible being down a flight of stairs, the staff coped with that amazingly. Decent club, well apart from most of the young ones being upstairs! Saturday I went to the Mardi Gras parade. To be completely honest I really only went to Sydney to party, and to see Rihanna. The parade was a parade really. The start was just bikes, EXTREMELY boring. then some of the designs of the floats were interesting, then I saw frequent shirtless young guy's, SUDDENLY IT GOT BETTER!!! BAHAHAHA! I didn't really like the fact it appeared to promote politicians, or Atheiem, now I fully support Atheism, I just don't think that it directly relates to homosexuality, then again considering how some religious folks treat us... The parade had far too many periods where nothing happened, it could be cut in half or 75%. After the parade we went to the after party, that was cool. It had the most anal retentive bag check. They weren't going to let me take my legal party pills, I had to throw all but one out. They were only doing their job though. At least I got to have one, that was good. Also what's up with not selling shots? All they sold was can stuff. It was probably more efficient with 3,000+ people. Still who the hell throws a party without selling shots??? It's like selling meals without selling coffee. Apparently some people do. EVERYWHERE SHOULD SERVE COFFEE!!! Anyway I spent half the night in the main dance room, not being aware that the acts were being held somewhere else. I got to see less than two minutes of Wynter Gordon, that was a really nice surprise actually as I really like her music, especially "Believer" and "Dirty Talk". Saw only two people I knew, great to see them. I spent the entire time shirtless, just because I could! Didn't bother putting a shirt on going home at 8:00AM, LOL that would be a sight to see in the streets; a drunken shirtless cripple! You know you are in Christchurch when you're forced to go on the road because the streets are inaccessible. Oh wait, this is Sydney??? Ohhhhh. Now I am referring to Christchurch before the February 22 shock, actually considering that happened it was probably lucky that parts of the footpaths were blocked off. My point is in Sydney some of the fucking lips were just on ONE side of the street so I had to go on the travel on the road until I actually found a lip to get up on. That is FUCKING USELESS!!! What fucking useless dumb arsed city planners! Fuck knows how they paralympicians got on. I thought this early on, then Sam said it the same thing days later. Oh and train stations SUCK! The lifts were scattered all round the joint and in one case I had to travel around the outside of the building just to get to a fucking lift. Sam was the guy I took to assist me with drinking etc. That worked out brilliantly. Apparently I didn't drive him mad which was actually extremely surprising! It was great to hang out with him while there. I did feel weird constantly bothering him to text guys, my phone wasn't working for some stupid reason. Oh and for people who complained that I was complaining too much and being unfair to Australians. I'll complain as much as I want and about whoever I want! My statement of "OZZIES SUCK" could have easily referred to just one Australian slightly annoying me, as it happened it was referring to three Australians REALLY FUCKING ME OFF! A nasty Email to a business is definitely necessary. As for moaning too much; that is what I do DUHHHH!!! Me shutting up really isn't going to happen. I am very aware that many people in Christchurch have it MUCH worst than me, my problems were nothing in comparison. I can only act like myself and hope my insane antics give a sense of normality to at least some. People were generally pleasant, apart from some thick fast food servers that kept forgetting stuff, and the three stupid fuckers that I was talking about earlier, and Wavey McWaverson at the parade that blocked my view every time he waved, and some of the parade staff who stood in my way a few times. People were generally very nice though. As for The Posh Hotel, nice name, that's all that was nice about it. The staff were generally good. However it didn't feel like a hotel. Also I was fucking woken up by an alarm clock one morning, that went off TWICE! They had almost no sound proofing so you could hear cars on the street. Definitely won't be staying there again. Vergin mobile broadband was better than the WiFi at the hotel but I couldn't use it for YouTube. VERGIN FUCKS!!! Yes I couldn't resist using that phrase. I apologize, NO I DON'T! I thought that the service was pretty decent. In conclusion, the start was a bit shit but I had a great time starting from Friday, it was awesome. | |||
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Extremely bad earthquake |
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This is split up into three parts:
Earthquake disaster Don McLean Things that I probably shouldn't write about the earthquake disaster Earthquake disaster There has been a massive after shock in Christchurch. It was a 6.3 at a depth of 5km. It caused massive damage to the Central Business District and so far 144 deaths. As far as I know I don't know anybody who died, but I know several people who knew victims. I am so sad for them. Also many homes have been destroyed. Horrible times for many people here. First, thanks to people who checked on me, the thought was touching. I am safe, healthy and still living in the same place. There is hardly any damage that you can notice. Even the power did not go off after the quake. That totally kept me sane, to my standards! There was a small power glitch the day after. I think I was watching an episode of "What The Buck?" at the time. Unlike the September 4th one I was fully awake so it was scary. I was at my desk, things fell down around me, then another one came. Having power meant I could text my parents to see if they were OK etc, a conversation with a friend also distracted me for a while, which was a good thing. Having a dog near me was also a comfort. My brother also popped over. I was not sure of the damage at first. I felt relieved when people started posting on facebook, especially if I hadn't heard from them since Tuesday. I was in shock for a few days. Right now I have a very busy day before Sydney tomorrow. So looking forward to that after what's happened. The break will be good. Christchurch will not be the same for years, I hope we can rebuild stronger. I am thankful that I work at home under a good roof, I am further thankful that I don't go out that often. Who knows what could of happened. Don McLean I went to see Don McLean on Monday, the day before the after shock. I like two of his songs; American Pie and Vincent. Hey I went to Legal Tender only knowing one song of one band! The rest of Don's songs were ok, I even liked the pre show singer. Nice relaxing music from both acts. I was surrounded by old people though and wheelchairs have to be sit in the same far away seats which pisses me off. I was going to complain but then Tuesday happened, my complaints doesn't matter. I went because it was local and I didn't know if I would get the opportunity again, I may as well see live acts if I can. Before I move on to the next section, the next post will probably be the 9th of March. Things I probably shouldn't write about the earthquake. Firstly I question the national state of emergency. At first I thought i was a good thing but there is really no difference between national state of emergencies and local state of emergencies other than putting different people in charge and obviously covering a wider area. It actually gives no additional powers, it does give a good impression but that's really the only advantage from the government's prospective. There are no practical advantages to it. Why do Auckland and Dunedin have to be included? A local state of emergency would have an equal effect. My problem with the media and disaster coverage is that they ask ridiculously stupid questions. For example: What's the mood like in Christchurch. Well considering a major disaster has hit, couldn't anyone work that out for themselves? Also quit asking questions which give you the exact same answer as the one you as previously. Also they should stop interviewing ministers when they don't actually have the information, like the minister of defence. Could politicians please stop standing around when other politicians are being interviewed? John Key should stay in one place instead of traveling between Wellington and Christchurch. Just stay in one place for a while. I originally praised our buildings in September. I was wrong. The fact is that more work needed to be done to strengthen buildings, this could have further minimized damaged. This is not entirely the owner's fault. Stupid protection laws prevented some from modifying the buildings. I hope that other cities modify their laws accordingly. It is vital that buildings have optimal strength, especially in high risk earthquake areas. To the "let's give powerball winnings to Christchurch" group. Nice idea but I am pretty sure this would violate trade laws among other things. Here's a better idea. Once the jackpot has been won, stop buying lotto tickets for a few weeks and donate that money to Christchurch and encourage others to do so. Possible law violations did not violations did not stop the government from cancelling the census. I would like to thank everyone for showing their support on facebook etc. While some people on facebook claim this is not a practical help, I for one find it sweet. To the looting group, a public place to post looters is a dumb idea. I could pick a random person from facebook and post them, anybody else could do the same thing so this could have massive potential for abuse. Secondly I disagree with the call for the death penalty and life in prison. Firstly I find life in prison laughable anyway as most get 20-30 years or less, THAT IS NOT LIFE. Some people absolutely deserve LIFE in prison. Looting in a time of other people's crises is absolutely disgusting but shouldn't be equated with the maximum penalty. 10 years would be probably enough. I agree that these people are scum. Oh and people that say that the earthquake was god's judgment, please shut the fuck up. Nobody but your fellow delusional nutjobs want to hear that. I find you absolutely disgusting. A phrase comes to mind "Anybody looks good in a crisis", with the upcoming elections etc. Just a thought, not important. 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Fuck chest pains and the health system |
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So went to the doctor Friday because I have been having chest pains and what I thought was heart pains. The heart pains were actually chest pains. Looks like I am stuck with chest pains indefinitely. YAY. And by YAY I mean FUCK THIS FUCKING CRAP!!! At least it's not life threatening but oh goodie I get to live with pains probably for the rest of my life. Fuck that. It costs me fucking $33 to find that out. What a piece of shit. The health system in this country SUCKS! Although it's worth it to know what's wrong, but yes fuck $33!
Went to Rock Pool, had Vodka and some shots of someone's tea pot. Then went to Cruz. Loved the boy in the wet shirt! Anyway, good music at both places. Got shouted a Tequila or two (I don't fucking know) At Cruz THANKS FOR THAT! Obviously had a bit too much though! Really shouldn't have that last Vodka and Raspberry. Sticking to Vodka because apparently Brandy isn't good for the heart, which granted doesn't effect me because I don't have a heart! Apparently binge drinking once a week does not pose a health risk so YAY FOR THAT! Don't quote me on that, I am not a doctor, apart from being a doctor in looove. Yes that joke was horrible, fuck off! I haven't imagined any earthquakes this past week, not even when I was pissed off my nut, that has got to be a good thing. Maybe I am getting saner, BAHAHAHA no that just can't be it. Irrelevant musical crap. Yes, I am out of shit to talk about. What's with all the 3D concert movies? Jonas had one, now Justin Beiber. Imagine if they made one for Michael Jackson, I wouldn't want to see his nose in 3D, that's a scary thought! Saw parts of the Jonas one, only really the part where Joe is shirtless, the rest was basically full of unbearable screaming girls. I am guessing Justin's movie is the same. Eek. So anyway the new songs by Britney Spears and Lady GaGa kind of suck, Rihanna too. Katy Perry and Ke$ha basically suck apart from a few songs, I like Ke$ha better, and when I actually prefer Ke$ha, you know you've got MAJOR PROBLEMS. The music industry kind of sucks now. | |||
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I quit drinking! Did I say drinking? I mean Vodka! |
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Random ramble time!
I was going to update my two other blogs but I am fucking lazy. Still may do a NewsPooze post. The other blog was meant to be a fortnightly one anyway, it's much harder than me just rambling about crap, although it is ending up that way without the excessive offensive language and shit. Emma Bee Witch now has a facebook page, I am too busy (and by busy I mean lazy) to make her a blog, I will do that after Sydney. I will post all sorts of offensive crap there just because it's fun, perhaps I will up the tone a bit for a while, yes I really have nothing better to do than make up offensive shit constantly for no reason other than my own amusement. Hopefully will launch a basic version of my global site support system next week. Also maybe I will start learning application development sooner, the next few months will be taken up by other projects then maybe I will start learning a programming language to enhanced my skills. I said I will start learning next year but I am impatient. Wednesday I went to Hine's birthday. Had a double Vodka and raspberry and took some of Hine's wedges home, I love wedges. I think I am going to do cocktails for my birthday! Hine had one, I will have about five, where is the best place for cocktails? Probably not going to do what I normally do for my birthday, kind of over that. It's months away but the months go so fast, I used to hate people who say time goes fast, but it really does! So went to Rock Pool and Cruz, I think I imagined two or three earthquakes. Imagined one completely sober, that's not good! I think they were just vibrations from my wheelchair. I haven't checked that the earthquakes I felt last night were real, I just assumed they were not because I am fucking insane! I had two double brandies and raspberries at Rock Pool, then Vodkas and raspberries at Cruz. I'll stick to brandies from now on, unless I find something with more alcohol content and doesn't taste like shit. A girl at Cruz said that I had a "beautiful smile" and I should "keep it", I didn't know that I could give it away. Could I sell it? The cash would be more useful. She also kept moving my feet more on my footplate, I kept moved them back immediately, good intentions but that's the way I dance, the back edge gives me better support. I was also asked if I was gay twice. Yeah a gay man in a gay club, SHOCKING! Why else would I be there? TO GET PISSED! Nice enough people there, makes a change from annoying lunatics I suppose! | |||
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Random thoughts on Iraq and capitalism etc |
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I think I am going crazier.
I am just more AHHHHHH this week than usual. I am fine, fucking fine. I don't have an anger problem, the world has a pissing me the fuck off problem! What a great quote!!! "I don't have an anger problem, the world has a pissing me the fuck off problem!" - Thane Pullan So what did I do this week? Fuck all! Moving on. Did watch Zeigiest: Moving Forward, will blog about that in depth at a later date. Moving Forward is the third installment, did watch the second installment, thought they were a pack of nutters going on about a resource based society, the ideas are growing on me. Capitalism is counter productive. Still, while there is no alternative, I am a capitalist, society would need to change before I would. Been thinking about Iraq, I felt the war was worth it because we removed a dictator, BUT looking at Egypt, the west obviously couldn't give a flying fuck about dictators as long as they do what the west want. So the dictator argument loses a lot of weight, maybe the war was completely pointless after all. Saturday, went to Rock Pool, got a free drink, yet again, great place to be! A guy nearly fell on me though, that was entertaining! Then I went to Cruz, surprise surprise! Good night! Apparently there were no earthquakes last night which was extremely surprising, thought I felt at least two but apparently I was just fucked. | |||
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Life is looking up. Strange fucking pain in my thumb.. |
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Saturday.
Don't have time to blog, I am shit at time management. Sunday, yeah the above was pathetic. Accessibility software is crapping out, doing this extremely late in the day so don't expect anything other than fuck all, OK? If not go fuck yourself, I am not answerable to you. Hopefully my problems are fixed with a clean of the camera lens. Hopefully, it's been driving me crazy for weeks. Uhhhhh I mean even more crazy than my normal level of insanity which is already fucking high. So how are you? Don't answer, don't care! Don't know who is reading this. You could be a complete stranger for all I know in which case I don't give a flying fuck how you are because I don't even know you. No offence. Who the fuck am I kidding? Take offence. Take lots of it! IT'S FREE unlike almost everything else in life. I am great. top of the world! Well apart from my stupid fucking computer problems and the fact I am fucking broke. Apart from that everything is marvellous! Yes this is me in a good mood! Gotta say, I love election year! The right wing are a crack up! They should quit politics and start a comedy show with all their inaccurate, ridiculous and downright bizarre arguments. The right wing are good for entertainment, if nothing else. WARNING: I may post outbursts about them on facebook and here. I will try not to. I already have a political blog, I will try not to push my views anymore than bearable for most people. Oh and if you see me commenting on someone's status, please tell me to GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK! Thanks! Oh some people reading this might be right wing, well hopefully going by history you should know I am like this all the time. Well so much for posting fuck all. Went to a 21st Saturday, that was fun. Then I had a drink with siblings etc. Apparently "can't be fucked dancing" translates to "can't be bothered dancing". I WAS CENSORED! Further proof that I really shouldn't have the power to talk. Can you imagine me talking? I would probably regularly get black eyes from all the abuse I say. Me talking is a scary thought. Then I went to Cruz. Oh people are so funny when drunk. I was kind of in my own world all night, jolly good fun! I have a rather strange pain in my left thumb. Hurts wherever I put pressure on it. Just noticed it today. Fuck this shit. Hopefully it will pass. | |||
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Idea for a new game and other random crap |
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Global warming rant Yeah different topic then what I said I was going to rant about last week. climate change denial kind of illustrates my point about some people having such damaging opinions they should shut the fuck up OR at the very least not be in any kind of position of power. It's a side effect of freedom of speech, wouldn't want that to cease, but can we not pay attention to the crazies and people with only profits in mind? Oh fuck, that's me on both fronts. I am an exception because at least I let people I am a money hungry crazy person! Good week, went to a stand up show Friday night with Hine, first we went to Baileys, had a Sambuca. The show was $10, that rather fucked. Generally good show, the second act was a bit shit. Saw a woman with two dogs, all I was thinking was how incredibly ugly one was! Saturday night I went to My Bar, blonde bimbos were hanging around. Then I went to Rock Pool and Micky Finns, got shouted a Jarger, last week I got a free Sambuca. I love free drinks! Yes I am nothing but a cheap drunk! I was thinking last night I should totally make an offensive video game involving a wheelchair character running people over, and maybe the stearing can get harder when drunk. Extra points for hitting politicians! Of course not that I condne that activity or would do it in the real world, apart from getting drunk, obviously! I could also implement the police and getting DUIs. I wonder what it costs to develop a basic game, or maybe I will make it myself when I learn application development. This is a extremely low priority project but definitely sounds like fun! I have run out of things to talk about so I will just say I love these songs: Tablo Cruz and Kylie Minogue - Higher Freemasons and Wynter Gordon - Believer Pink - Raise Your Glass Also got my Taylor Launter posters a few weeks ago. I should have more posters of hot guys. Fuck January 23 already. Next month I will mostly work on my multiple site support system until it's finished. Doing most support from one area would be much easier especially when I go to Sydney late next month. Looking forward to implementing canned responses, means that I will have to type fuck all for questions I frequently get, usually I just ignore such questions. If people won't read the frequently asked questions, fuck them! Usually I am much nicer to paying customers though, usually! I just scream in fits of rage when I read their messages. That can't be healthy. | |||
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Blogs, more goals and nights out |
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By the time you read this I would have converted NewsPoose.com to NewsPooze.com, probably, depends if I can be fucked. I wrote a blog entry so probably should change it. I know I said that I wasn't going to write updates on that site for a few weeks but that would require two things. 1. Me not getting fucked off by current events. 2. Me shutting the fuck up. Both are unlikely to happen, especially the second! I LOVE blogging these days. Next week I will blog about how I have stop respecting the opinions of other's and some people just should shut the fuck up! Note I am really only talking about opinions that are just completely idiotic, I still respect most people's opinions but yeah I am now thinking that respecting everyone's opinions is a myth.
Friday Sam was in town and wanted to hit the town, went to My Bar, but apparently there was not enough guys to check out, so went to Rock Pool for about ten minutes then Boogie Nights. Music was good at each club I thought, pretty dead though. I still saw a few friends. Sam lives in Auckland and is taking me to clubs in Sydney. My goals last week didn't include learn a programming language. I know several languages; PHP, MySQL, HTML, and a bit of javascript but not an actual computer application programming language so I can make viruses! No, I can already pretty much do that with my knowledge of batch. I am not going to make viruses! Adware maybe but definitely not viruses and trojans. Making applications would be cool, I could sell standalone applications and tie applications into my websites, perhaps I will focus on that next year. Also want to make professional videos on YouTube but perhaps I will start by learning to make music and releasing it on YouTube and iTunes, perhaps that is a project for the second part of this year after I have progressed my commercial ventures a bit further. Really pleased on how everything is going right now. Saturday night I went to Rock Pool, wasn't going to go but actually had a brilliant time, awesome music, a woman hung off me though. She was rambling about how awesome I was, learned nothing new there then. Then I went to Cruz, I was thinking this place is full of dinosaurs, then they left, nothing much to look at throughout the night, or perhaps I was too drunk to remember. | |||
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Sites, goals and slowness |
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Quite mad rant about letting disabled people do porn A mate came over Tuesday, had an idea for a website, wanted someone to do it, I thought I would take this project on, it also ties into my script business and I have ideas to expand the business. I have decided to make some more new year resolutions, well not so much new year resolutions as much as whenever the fuck I get around to doing them. I have forgotten what I was going to type. BE LESS FORGETFUL! Set goals for the week and stick to them. Have a centralized support system up before the Mardi Gras. Use my writing skills for commercial projects, perhaps books? Experiment with making music and writing songs. Perhaps starting with beats. Be a nicer, happier person that is not obsessed with hot guys and doesn't frequently write utter bullshit, yes this is utter bullshit! I am working on heaps of projects, normally I focus on one project per day, I also write blogs if I need to as a separate daily task. I will continue doing NewsPoose.com after January. The midday news is off air so material is a bit slim. Also doing two blogs per week is enough. May put off creating other blogs until February. I have been told that NewsPoose works better as NewsPooze but domains cost about $15 each and I am being tight with my money at the moment due to Sydney, but it will change eventually. Amusing thing, I went to spell a thing out in a dream but I woke up and my arm went out, well I thought it was amusing. A technician came over Friday because I had some memory issues. I still need to move my main drive to a smaller one and perhaps get a new processor, that will happen after Sydney. Long arse fucking wait! Saturday I went to Rock Pool, meh! Parts were good. Time to try somewhere new. The DJ's voice is somewhat annoying, hot guys at Rock Pool though. Is there any techno bare with easy access? Went to Cruz, was in an anti social mood but all these women hung around, got me up on the platform. A girl told me I had big muscles LOL! Enjoyed the night, with the random things that I was thinking it's probably a good thing I am confined to a wheelchair and cannot talk. I am pretty fucked having about three hours sleep. Definitely on a go slow today. Extremely frustrating. | |||
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May 2011 bring me even more money and sex |
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It's Christmas and I am pissed. I went to Deborah's, apparently people don't really drink at christmas family gatherings, who new? Not me! Had Vodka and Tequila. Fuck off don't judge. Got Vodka and Tequila for christmas. Fuck off don't judge. YAY FREE PISS!
I also got a rare rock, don't know who gave it to me but it's neat. Yeah that no Tequila thing didn't work out. Bah humbug people, even though it will be after new year's when you see this. Bah humbug in advanced. Merry fucking christmas to meeeeeee and only meeeeeee! CHRISTMAS IS I CAN'T EVEN TYPE I AM PISSED HAHAHA WOOOOO! December 31 2010 Mixed year, some parts were great, some parts fucking sucked. The end was kind of lame, and I don't mean the Christmas season. Things are getting better, and I am enjoying my work. I have launched many sites this year, it's been good, still need to push myself though but that has been happening this past month. Commercial scripts are a priority next year, as well as improving sites and creating new ones. Oh and more money and sex! I went to Hine's on boxing day. There was a shit load of earthquakes that day, nothing for weeks then a fucking ton! I MISSED THEM!!! Is that fucked up? Yes? GOOD! I launched my political/media blog this week. I will post once every week or two, probably weekly in January. I could never get into politics; I actually have a soul. No, just kidding, I don't. I am far too dirty and would be too easy to corrupt, so your average politician then, maybe I can make it as a politician. No I would probably be worse, much worse. The only way I could rule would be a dictatorship. Does anyone want to help with that? January 1 2011 Spent New Years with Hine as usual. I had a shot of Sambuca at Rock Pool before going to Boogie Nights. Boogie Nights was great, we were the only ones on the dance floor at first, that was funny! Met a random girl, Don't really remember much about her. Got shouted a Vodka and apple, nice drink! Then I went to Cruz, met some people, saw friends, good night. Sunday Saturday I wanted to try Rock Pool again as I am pretty bored of the same standard club music with dance mixes/pop. I enjoyed Rock Pool apart from the middle bit when it sounded like Cruz! Got a drink from a lady who recognized me from when I was in drag. Finally Cruz for about two hours. There was virtually no people in town but I had a brilliant time! | |||
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New Blog |
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WELCOME TO THE NEW BLOG MOTHER FUCKERS!
Oh shit I just realized that my import script didn't import links correctly. Oh well can't be fucked correcting. There is finally a comment system on this blog! It's about fucking time! I decided on BeyondFucked.com when I got the idea of the header. I was going to use "My life is beyond fucked" but that would be a bit too negative. Yes me worrying about negatively is like right wing governments worrying about being counter productive. I do think that we live in a beyond fucked world; the people keep electing dipshits especially in NZ, scientific expenditure is mostly wasted on irrelevant crap, celebrities and sports people are a huge waste of resources, corporate corruption is everywhere. This planet is beyond fucked and I truly believe society could be much more productive if we cut out all the crap! I still have a idea for InsaneThane.com, I have envisioned a crazy conspiracy site where I just make up complete crap! ALIENS ARE COMING! I will probably do EmmaBeeWitch.com first. I will probably post at those two once or twice a month. My week has been productive, I also worked on a PHP form generating site. hopefully I can finish it this week or next, most of the programming is done. Then on to other commercial projects. Otherwise not going to do anything this week apart from getting shit faced on Christmas. Probably won't post on Sunday or perhaps I will, I don't fucking know. Going to be a dull arse week. I would wish you a merry christmas but I hate christmas, thank fuck for alcohol! It's not christmas day I hate, it's the christmas spirit, happy people, decorations, hype, commercialism. BAH HUMBUG! It's mainly happy people, happy people are just annoying! WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY TAYLOR LAUNTER POSTERS??? I ordered them at the beginning of this month, I thought they would be here by now. Perhaps a neighbour stole them. I don't know, probably not. Are there any teen girls on the street? I have no idea. I don't know a thing about my neighbuors. They weren't stolen, shipping is just fucking slow, and fucking expensive too. it was about the same price of the posters so that sucks. I really should have enquired offline. | |||
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12-19-2010, 04:39 |
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Great week, started out fucking boring though. The guy who maintains my environmental controls came Thursday so everything should be running soon. I have launched NewsPoose.com (http://www.newspoose.com). The programming took much longer than expected but at least I can use the scripts on unlimited sites since I own the copyrights, and sell it to other sites eventually. I feel much more productive recently. Not sure about my NZ political blog, I think I may put it off until February to work on more entertaining blogs and other commercial projects. Maybe I will launch it before 2011. I don't want to get overwhelmed with having to produce content though, I already do two blog entries a week plus I have to develop and maintain other sites/scripts. I am pretty sure that I can find a good balance. This bothers me; why does everyone shout merry christmas on Saturday nights? Firstly IT IS NOT CHRISTMAS! Secondly some people may not want to be wished a merry christmas from strangers. Strangers could be psychopathic nutters for all they know. Additionally I really don't like overused phrases such as "merry christmas", "happy birthday", "you've had a haircut". You know phrases that are used over and over again. They drive me fucking mad! I went to Vespa before Cruz on Saturday, it was OK, bit of a meh experience. I probably should stop doing Tequila shots. Cruz was good; ran into some friends and a this cute, funny guy from the UK. It looks like people favour BeyondFucked.com over InsaneThane.com for my personal blog. I am kind of surprised by this but OK, I will convert everything in the middle of next week. It should be a piece of piss since I have done NewsPoose.com (http://www.newspoose.com). | |||
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12-12-2010, 01:38 |
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I have had a better week despite going for a dental consult. I am going to have my wisdom teeth pulled out in April. This gives me a reason to binge drink myself stupid in Sydney the month before. I DID NOT SAY IT WAS A GOOD OR EVEN VALID REASON! it sounds like I will be away for a fucking day at the dentist which fucking sucks; I HAVE THINGS TO DO! Curiosity killed the cat refers to a line from a Shakespare play, it does not refer to an actual event. (See the previous post if you don't know what the fuck I am talking about) I have finally finished the core programming of the comments section of my CMS scripts. I will now work on developing several content networks. Next week I will transfer my media section to NewsPoose.com The week after I will create a more "family friendly" NZ blog which will mainly focus on politics and media failures. Then I will do these things in no particular order. Transfer my Life Log to InsaneThane.com Convert RantingOnline.com to a proper blog, perhaps with an index. I have also decided to develop EmmaBeeWitch.com into a BS dating advice blog which will contain advice like "Third date rule? Fuck that! Especially if he is hot and you're a loser! Always try to fuck him on the first date if he hasn't already discovered you're a loser since he will probably discover that on the second or third date. Also if he's crap in bed, you don't want to waste your time with future dates. If he wants to wait, well that sucks for you!". Clearly me or my characters should NEVER give dating advice! THIS WILL BE FUN HAHAHA! I still have to do two queer sites plus tons of commercial sites. Hopefully I can monetize my family friendly blogs. Also my offensive status messages will be moved to a facebook fan page. Went out Friday night to the Honey Pot Cafe, Boogie Nights and Cruz. I tried Jargar shots as well as my usual Vodka and raspberries. A random girl made out with me. I was fucking shocked! SURPRISE! WHAT THE FUCK??? Ugh if anyone is listening that controls the universe (if you exist) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make it a cute young guy next time! Thanks!!! That would be SO MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE, like 100,000 times!!! Should I have typed that? Oh well BAHAHAHA! Saturday night went to Cruz, I had Vodka and Redbull as my first drink because I needed the caffine, well after the Tequila, then a few usuals. Ended up dancing with a guy from Sydney. | |||
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12-05-2010, 02:58 |
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Life absolutely fucking sucks right now, but the issues that I am having will resolve eventually so fuck my life until then. Well then too. My issues aren't really that bad, I just like talking shit because it's fun. Oh but life really does absolutely fucking suck right now. I need to get drunk more and I need more money! The drink will help me forget my money problems. I need assistance to get drunk. FUCKING DISABILITY! FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING! I so need more money! Money does lead to happiness, despite the saying, it's a proven fact! Studies show that people with more money are less stressed about bills etc and are happier overall. SO THERE! Money DOES make people happy. People who say otherwise DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT! THEY'RE DELUSIONAL MORONS! Also ignorance is not bliss, despite the saying. Curious people get far more satisfaction knowing why things happen in life than those who don't. Obviously this does not apply to the cat that was killed from curiosity. How did that happen? I am curious! Seriously! I may look it up after I post this. "How did curiosity kill the cat?" Also which fucking cat??? People don't specify these things. Garfeild? Enough about cats, now you know two sayings that are absolute fucking crap, there is no truth to them. I aim to educate, and bitch about almost anything and everything that I am fucked off about. Actually educating is a rather low priority, but still a priority. I AM A FUCKING TEACHER! Well not according to my CV. THANK YOU READERS for being NO FUCKING HELP AT ALL! NOBODY commented on my status. USELESS, ABSOLUTELY FUCKING USELESS! Don't bother now! Fuck you all you bunch of lazy bastards. It's fine, really fffiiinnneee! All booked for Sydney, except for the events which now include a Rihanna concert!!! REALLY hope that I can buy two for one on at least some because I need a carer. Again may I say FUCKING DISABILITY! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! Saturday night it was Steven's birthday. We went and saw dad for a while, he brought us drinks. Then it was back to Steven's, I had some Vodka and two shots of Tequila. I know half pissed before I went out at 11PM, probably best not to ask what kind of state I was in at 1AM. In town we went to Micky Finns, Boogie Nights and The Base. I had a drink at each. I was really planning on taking a break, that didn't happen. I really shouldn't have been driving most of the night but did anyway. If cops give me a ticket I will yell DISCRIMINATION, WHEELCHAIR, DISABILITY, I AM A POOR CRIPPLE JUST TRYING TO HAVE FUN. Apparently someone's sister did get a ticket for drunken in charge of a wheelchair. LOL oh fuck! Try doing that to me and see what hell I raise! Before The Base we took a break outside Cruz, oh fuck I really did act like a COMPLETE FUCKING LUNATIC! I really do sincerely apologize for my actions, no I fucking don't, it was the best night in ages! Home at 6AM, calling a taxi was simple as yelling at a van within minutes of looking, got to love that! | |||
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11-28-2010, 03:04 |
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I have been trying to tone down my facebook profile to make it more "mainstream compatible". Reason being that I want to start a serious NZ event blog and perhaps telling everyone to go fuck themselves probably isn't the best way to do things. This will end in either two ways. 1. Creating a separate profile so I can be as offensive as I want. 2. Failing miserably and being as offensive as I want anyway. Comment on my status on whether I should create a separate profile (Thane Pullan: UNCENSORED) or whether I am being ridiculously stupid and should just carry on as I am. People constantly cull me though, not that I care, though I do have a bad reputation. Which would be an issue if I didn't constantly try to get a bad reputation ahahahaha! Do I constantly ramble about nothing? Do I care? Not at all. This blog will remain uncensored. Thane Pullan fucks fucking fucked fuckers. Oh uncensored does not include extremely dirty jokes that enter my mind, most will not appreciate them on facebook. Then again if I make my profile G rated, what's left? A large chunk of my personality would be lost. YES I am fully aware that I post about this kind of thing every few months. Deal with the repetition. Deal with the repetition. Deal with the repetition. Deal with the repetition. Friday I went out with Hine, went to the cathedral to sign our names for the Pike River book, not that it will help them much. Though hundreds of thousands of supportive comments must be somewhat comforting, to a degree, maybe? After that we went to a mall. Saturday I went to Manibas then Cruz. Deal with the repetition. Manibas was a pretty standard club. Most Christchurch clubs are the same. Except this one had very very odd looking guys at first. A random girl was dancing with me, I... was not paying attention. Music at both places was kind of blah. Cruz was cool at times. Really could have done without the old guy who wouldn't let go of my shoulder. Made me feel very uncomfortable. Luckily I was off my face, much easier to zone out from reality. Apparently that is the only way I can have a chance of enjoying myself these days. Gee does that sound somewhat unhealthy? Oh well it's true! I had cute guys dancing near me and saw some friends, so it was not all bad. I wonder what kind of state I will be in next week. Going straight clubbing, starting earlier, planning on getting WAYYYY more fucked up, this will not end well. Vodka and Demon is quite a weird mix. Another kind of energy drink made me puke. Demon didn't, YAY! | |||
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11-21-2010, 04:04 |
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Fucking shit week! A plug got ripped out of my wheelchair and damaged the socket so I was without it for three days. Stupid fucking thing. You would think that they would make it less fragile. I am already sick of Christmas being mentioned. Tis the season to tell everyone how much I hate Christmas and if you invite me to your crap there better be free booze fa a la a la a la la fuck. Yes I don't have anything else to write about. Ah Christmas, the orgy of commercialism starts. For Christmas I want the entire fucking would but that probably won't happen so I will settle for a sex slave! What? Slavery is not legal. All the good things are illegal! Probably shouldn't be saying slavery is good. Take everything I say with a grain of salt, and have it with Tequila! Slavery is BAD, soulless sex robots are GOOD! I hear they make them now, except they do not look lifelike so I think that I will until the technology improves. So Saturday night, got too pissed. Met two VERY STRANGE women at Cruz. One of them was going on about "the mother ship" in reference to her friend so maybe her friend was quite nuts which would certainly explain why she sat on my tray! How the fuck did it not break??? IT'S A FUCKING MIRACLE! Looney old women, they were quite fun...at times. One of them thought I was drinking water. For fuck sakes, it's a club. Again, looney old women! | |||
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11-14-2010, 04:41 |
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I CAN'T DO MY FUCKING JOB IF SITES DON'T FUCKING WORK. LOL the above was just a random outburst from yesterday, it was not my day. Ever noticed how you're not particularly pissed until people accuse you of being in a bad mood then you're just fucked for the day, or perhaps I was in a worse mood than usual and didn't know it. Nope, people are insane. I can't help that they are all sunshine and rainbows. I couldn't tell the difference in my mood to be honest. I had a dentist appointment Tuesday, apparently I should get my wisdom teeth pulled before I get bugs and they infect my mouth. I imagine that it would be more fun than having my tendons done, less fun than most other things that I have experienced. So that fucks. Saturday night I went to Shooters then Cruz. Shooters mistakenly mixed my Vodka with orange juice instead of raspberry but it was nice, ended up tipping half of it out because it was weak and I wanted to move on. Quickly popped by The Fetish Ball and I do mean quickly, not my thing at all. Then went to Cruz where a random irritating bitch annoyed me for a while actually she wasn't THAT annoying. A mate was out, she shouted me a Tequila, thanks! Oh the Sunday before I went to Craig's for his birthday, he was having a BBQ but I just drank, no surprises there. Drinking in daylight is actually quite nice. | |||
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11-07-2010, 02:11 |
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Click here for a rant on US politics. (http://www.newspoose.com/site/11_07_2010__01_19.html) I have a new Windows 7 box. Windows 7 SUCKS! Firstly by default it bombards with stupid fucking diolog boxes. Secondly some programs that work on XP don't work on 7, what the fuck is that about? Hey Microsoft, ever heard of backwards compatibility??? Obviously not! I was unable to register a codec in the system32 folder, it kept saying it could not find the file specified despite the fact the path was correct. Finally decided to move the file and it worked. What fucking bullshit! I almost decided to switch to XP! Windows 7 is a complete nightmare, I HATE IT! I got it to record HDTV, except checking the TV sites the Australian soaps are still broadcast in SD despite being broadcast in HD in Australia, so that is fucking useless. Still I can record some US shows in 1080i. Also I will probably find a use for the ultra fast processor! So an Australian agency wants $40 per hour MINIMUM to provide care. 50% more on Saturdays and even more on Sundays. I knew people go on about the wage gap between Australia and New Zealand but holly fucking shit the gap is MASSIVE! It's ridiculous! Nine days of care would cost me about 7K. There is no fucking way I can afford that. So it looks like I will be taking someone from here which means that I have to pay for another plane ticket. Fuck this disability. I wish that I could fuck off anywhere whenever I want. Saturday night I went to Foam and Cruz. I had somewhere around 9-10 Vodkas. Fantastic night, I was unnaturally hyper, this seems to be a recent trend when I am out drinking. | |||
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10-31-2010, 03:52 |
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Just a little media rant. So why the fuck is a complete lunatic who claims that a woman can be seen holding a cell phone in a 1920's film getting media coverage? Well obviously if this is true the woman must have been insane since cell towers were not invented until decades later so in effect nobody would be on the other end. So is he suggesting a time traveling woman who likes talking to herself? No other explanation like a toy or just an ichy head? Why did this nutjob get attention? He needs a padded cell, not media coverage. I wonder if I could get media coverage by saying that Obama is a zombie from the 1400's that was frozen and got extensive plastic surgery. I REALLY DO BELIEVE THIS! GIVE ME FUCKING MEDIA COVERAGE NOW!!! I really need to start my media bashing site, I could have shit loads of fun with it! Saturday I went to a touch game. My brother wanted most of the family there for his birthday. Hey it was free, why the fuck not? Apparently he won, YAY GO whatever the fuck team he was on, I don't know, I wasn't paying attention. Saturday night I went to a Halloween party at Foam, then Cruz. Foam was great. I went as a guy who dresses normally. Yeah not into making an effort, take me as I am or fuck off. I was told that I looked like Lady GaGa in her prison outfit. Perhaps I should buy a Lady GaGa wig and do a show. Anyway people were dressing me up in all sorts of things; a wig, angel costume and beads. Yeah the angel costume was so not me. I should buy some horns so I can be horny. That was deeply inappropriate, don't you just love me? I know I do! Also licked a drag queen, was only following instructions! Couldn't taste any make-up. That was random. No more big after shocks since the last time I posted. The internet is still having problems. It was so much worse at the beginning of the week. There was only one outage yesterday, I was away for two three hours though. Also my computer is still playing up. Hopefully I can get technicians out next week. | |||
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10-25-2010, 02:46 |
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sunday night, wasn't going to do this now but the internet keeps cutting out FML! Hey it's back up! Excuse if this is bit jargled YAY I just made up word, party has started early. Fuck it has cut out again. So anyway went to Band Together Canterbury yesterday, stayed for eight hours. I had a Tequila prior, just because I could. Bands were ok, could have done without some; Dave Dobbin, the band who let Bob Parker on stage. I could have done without the annoying game show and other unscripted show hosts. Not to mention John Key, what does he have to do with bands anyway? Also i had to quit trying to find a group of people because it was impossible to move. Most of the bands were good though, I especially liked Aneita Moa and Evermore. I couldn't get Candy Floss because the line was too long, that fucked me off, I fucking love Candy Floss. Took pictures with the lead singer of Op Shop and members of The Exponents. I had a great time, got quite a bit sun burnt though. Now Monday. Saturday night I went to Shooters and Cruz. Average time I guess. Sunday night I went to "Christchurch's An Evening With The Stars". How the fuck did I not win the "Miss Bitch Attitude" award??? I'd out bitch ANYBODY! Fucking incompetent saps. I didn't even know that I was nominated for that one. The constant hiccups were very entertaining, it would have been boring if the night actually went smoothly. I was having so much fun making fun of it all. Most of the acts were hilarious, only one was meant to be comical! My favourite one was when these two boys came on stage wearing nothing golden shorts, oh and I think there was a drag queen on there too, I don't know, I was only paying attention to the blonde. I was scared that a drunken drag queen was going to fall on me, literally! Thankfully that didn't happen. I doubt that I would have felt anything anyway since my brain was absolutely fucking fried due to a party pill and lots of Vodka and Tequila. Had two shots of Tequila at Foam Bar prior, possibly my quickest intake of alcohol ever! Took me a white to get over it. My red carpet photo is bound to absolutely SUCK! I wasn't even looking at the camera. I was a mess at the start. I was on the way to an after party when I was told to go home because apparently my mouth was bleeding but it turned out to be lipstick from some random. What a dizzy bitch, nobody tells me to go home. The after party SUCKED MAJORLY! I had one quick drink then went home. I upgraded my hard drive but my computer is now freezing constantly, going to defrag to see if that helps. After shocks are still going, they appear to be infrequent but more violent. | |||
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Random crap week, I don't have anything to talk about. So I was watching Glee for about ten minutes, fuck that program SUCKS! The singing is so BADLY done it's actually hilarious. It just looks unnatural, how can anybody take it seriously? They also sell CDs. Why would anybody buy an album full of cover songs with artificial singing??? People today are fucked up! Characters continue to bore me. I just fucking love the new blonde they added this season. HE IS SO HOT! I just want to um NEVER MIND! FUCK OFF I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT! Saturday night I went to Cruz, I was going to go to another bar but there was a $5 cover charge, holly fucking shit I am a cheap bastard. Highlight of the night was when several hotties got on stage and took their tops off. Fuck I am bad this week. FUCK OFF I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT! No annoying people, just a rather cute guy who was dancing with me. Fuck this entry is LAME, it makes me sound like some kind of hormonal pervy nutjob, that would be an entirely accurate description of myself. A favourite bar of mine has closed, such a shame, drinks there was piss cheap. Cheap is good. I have "Christchurch's An Evening With The Stars" next week. That's a hideously long name, let's call it Ch-A-Ev-Wit-Th-Sta, OK maybe not. Next entry will be a day late. | |||
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Two New Zealand topics, I was going to create a separate thread for these but can't be fucked. International readers may want to skip the following two paragraphs. Bob Parker stayed mayor of Christchurch. I did vote for him, I don't particularly like him, in fact NOT AT ALL would be far more accurate. I voted for him because the other guy: Jim Anderton wanted to further extend the one way door policy to 1am instead of 3am. I am strongly opposed to any kind of one way door policy. The phrases namby pamby and police state come to mind. In retrospect it is entirely possible the the policy wouldn't go through due to lobbying from the liquor industry which was pointed out to me after I voted. I did look at Jim's policies after I voted, because I am a stupid fuckwitt hahaha. Anyway there was some stuff about having more say, creating more committees etc which is a good thing. Then some stuff about getting special status for our historical buildings, blah blah blah, don't give a flying fuck about that. Water conservation blah blah blah BORING! More bus lanes; OH HELL NO I HATE BUS LANES! Jim's policies were not terribly exciting in my opinion. The potential inconvenience outweighed the benefits FOR ME seeing as I mainly work out of my room all day without and don't have kids or otherwise take advantage of any community funded projects apart from possibly the taxi discount scheme. As long as Parker doesn't screw with that then I don't give a fuck. Selfish? Absolutely! That's me. Don't confuse me for a right winger though! I am closer than I would like to admit but I don't want to be associated with the right wing at all (when it comes to social issues). For the record I strongly dislike Parker, he has made some appalling decisions. I am sick of people idolizing Paul Henry! Sure he's funny and I enjoy his humour, mostly. At the same time HE SHOULD BE FIRED!!! Firstly his description of homosexuality as unnatural is more than enough to make me want him fired! That's just the way I feel. If anybody thinks that innate sexual attraction is unnatural then they are a fucking moron and I have absolutely no respect or sympathy for them. The "pick someone who looks like a real New Zealander" comment is fucking disgraceful. What the fuck is this guy on about? And the 'Dik-shit so appropriate because she's Indian. It would be Dick in shit" I absolutely cringed at this comment! What the fuck Paul??? Absolutely fire him. His racial comments are completely unacceptable, then you add his homophobic comments. FIRE HIM! You can be a shock jock without being a biggot, I am proof of that! Granted I am a bit sexiest, well no, I get annoyed with random women coming up to me at gay clubs; that's because firstly I am not there for them, secondly I like dancing alone, thirdly I just don't like dealing with people PERIOD! I am an anti-social prick, I like being this way! So I am not sexiest I am just a loner fucking asshole YAY FOR ME! Actually it rather depends on if they annoy the crap out of me; friends don't, some randoms don't too, particularly the ones who don't whine, don't patronize and are not flat out shit insane, in a bad way. Being flat out shit insane in a good way can only help you! Paul also made some crack about Susan Boyle being retarded. I think this just proves he has no clue what he's talking about and doesn't put much intelligence into his jokes. Some of his behavior can be equated with an immature primary school student. I find his childish like behavior far more funny than the jokes themselves. His jokes really only highlight his immaturity and lack of lack of understanding about what he says. UPDATE: Just a few hours after I posted this it was announced that Paul Henry has resigned BAHAHAHA GOOD RIDDENS! Sunday Went and saw Grievous Bodily Harm with my brother. GBH is an old punk band from the 80's. I had absolutely no idea what kind of music they played. I was expecting something like Simple Plan. Good music I guess, warm up acts were crap. I got fucking knocked around in the mosh pit, that was "interesting". We (mainly my brother) chatted to GBH for about twenty minutes. That was random. Then dropped by "Urge On Tour" for about ten minutes, best music of the night definitely. Oh on the way I nearly fell out my chair on the way. While I am on the subject I am absolutely appalled at the state of Christchurch's streets. "Bob Parker is doing a good job after the earthquake" Fuck off mate some of the temporary pathways would probably be too narrow for my electric wheelchair and you can't enter some paths because they don't have a fucking opening, you need to go on the fucking road until you find one. What a fucking useless shitty design! Anyway then I went to Ministry, good music there but there was also a bat shit crazy guy which I don't care to mention anymore about. Hey, this must be my 100th Life Log entry! This is a completely irrelevant and useless fact. | |||
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